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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    See the problem is no one remembers the first incarnation.
    I realize that, but I might as well tell em, otherwise I wouldn't be able to formulate an answer.
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    Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell is this Godspeed asshole?

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    You should just put who you are in your sig.
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    He already has.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    You should just put who you are in your sig.
    It doesn't even matter though. See: Signature.
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    Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell is this Godspeed asshole?

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    Oh great, another tweaker, just what the board needed. Awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Oh great, another tweaker, just what the board needed. Awesome.
    Is there a mouse in your pocket boy?
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    Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell is this Godspeed asshole?

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    The line is "is there a turd in your pocket" actually, tweaky.
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    Thank god, I'm not sure which flapping gash is her mouth.

    I've kept my mouth shut for 2 whole days.

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    FB read through the sex thread.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godspeed View Post
    I'm not sure as to why the megapoasters here have a tendancy to run off new posters.

    I like this forum, and love coachella. Im going to stick around for as long as possible, so we might as well be cool and make this ride a little more smoother.

    If not, then fuck it. I've been to rougher parts of the internet and have a high tolerance for roughhousing. I'm no forum noobie.
    Hopefully your name change also warrants a change in all of your terrible posts although its not looking good so far.
    Certain songs they get so scratched into our souls

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    Papi Piratón!

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    Hopefully your name change also warrants a change in all of your terrible posts although its not looking good so far.
    Is your schtick around here to go around telling people their posts are terrible?
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    Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell is this Godspeed asshole?

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    He doesn't have a schtick--nobody knows who the fuck he is either.

    You know that your posts are terrible.
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    i think he/she is putting up a good newbie fight so far. godspeed. until....
    .................................................. ..............
    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    i think he/she is putting up a good newbie fight so far. godspeed. until....
    TY TY sister

    I'm a dude

    And
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    Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell is this Godspeed asshole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    i think he/she is putting up a good newbie fight so far. godspeed. until....
    Not really a newbie. Annoying person from this year who decided to change their name to be annoying under two monikers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Not really a newbie. Annoying person from this year who decided to change their name to be annoying under two monikers.
    Stop being an insufferable aspie. Feel free to utilize the ignore option if you dislike me so much.
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    Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell is this Godspeed asshole?

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    So, anyone touched any new penises or boobs recently?
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    So I'm pretty bummed out now. I dated this girl few years ago but then I moved to Vegas early on in the dating so that effectively ended things between us. So I'm gone and she starts dating someone else and I wake up this morning and find out from Facebook she got engaged last night. I mean I'm happy for her and all but fuck I still really like this girl and was always hoping it wouldn't work out between them so I could be with her. I guess it's time go out and pick up a girl tonight.
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    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    So, anyone touched any new penises or boobs recently?
    I drunkenly fooled around a little with a platonic gay friend of mine who I'm not really all that attracted to and didn't think he was attracted to me but apparently was. He wanted to pee on me in the shower because he's into that and his boyfriend is grossed out by it, so I said ok but he couldn't piss. The whole thing was a little weird and probably just a reaction to me not getting laid in a little while with a supercharged libido and it probably won't happen again, but I'm pretty good at not feeling too awkward after sleeping with friends.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    So, anyone touched any new penises or boobs recently?
    I caved in with the hearing impaired girl...

    If she was naked the entire time I was around, I could really get used to dating her.

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    next week or weekend. She's clamoring for it offering my favorite drink, etc. Will report back in if any good or bad or won't if it's too good.
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Have you ever dated a junkie? They absolutely fucking shouldn't be allowed to date.
    Truth
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    So, anyone touched any new penises or boobs recently?
    I grazed against a stranger while in the supermarket this weekend. Goosebumps.

    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon View Post
    I caved in with the hearing impaired girl...

    If she was naked the entire time I was around, I could really get used to dating her.
    More.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godspeed View Post
    Stop being insufferable. .
    Irony
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Irony
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Not really a newbie. Annoying person from this year who decided to change their name to be annoying under two monikers.
    Not as Ironic as this one. Not the annoying part but the two monikers part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Not as Ironic as this one. Not the annoying part but the two monikers part.
    You'll survive.
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    Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell is this Godspeed asshole?

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    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godspeed View Post
    You'll survive.
    My mistake if you thought I was actually coming to your defense. No I still find you highly annoying and you are still making a very great case to be the first person I put on ignore.

    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.
    While you are 100% correct you don't find it a little Ironic a controversial figure with multiple user names bitching about someone else with "two monikers" a tiny bit ironic?

    Whatever I'm not trying to derail this thread even more anymore.
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    There are a lot of people here who have that 'holier than though' mentality because they've been on this website for X years.

    Let this be a reminder that no one cares.

    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    My mistake if you thought I was actually coming to your defense. No I still find you highly annoying and you are still making a very great case to be the first person I put on ignore.
    I didn't think you were coming to my defense. To be honest, I dont know what your gripe is with me. You can call my posts "annoying" all you want, but it doesn't mean shit because it's unsubstantial. Ignore me, I cannot care any less.
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    Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell is this Godspeed asshole?

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    FAURRK. Another double post.
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    Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell is this Godspeed asshole?

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