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    What if someone that is unemloyed has money to do all the fun things in life?
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I still stand by my opinion that people who cant afford to take care of themselves should avoid trying to start new relationships. I am sorry that my opinion is so offensive.
    Audra, what would you do if I sang out of tune?

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    Is bmack planning on using a dating site?
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    I don't even see how inviting an unemployed person out to dinner would prove the "opinion" that unemployed people shouldn't use dating sites or start new relationships wrong, though.

    Hey Bmack, let's go get a sandwich. I'll buy.
    Watch out, I'll probably start mooching.

    BTW, can I stay with you for a few months?
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    What if someone that is unemloyed has money to do all the fun things in life?
    then its called retirement.
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    Why can't you be the breadwinner, Audra?
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I have plenty of people in my life who I care for deeply who have fallen on hard times. I will help them in any way possible. but at some point its time to take responsibility and be a grown up. If that means working three jobs to remove yourself from the situation then thats what you have to do. your misery is not anyones problem but your own and only you can fix that. trying to invite someone else into your misery will only make you both miserable.

    I wasnt directing any of this at you, it was in reference to the homeless guy who tried to pick me up on the beach. I apologize if you took it as a personal insult.
    Alright, but that was a specific person and specific circumstance. You two aren't a match, and yeah, there's a good chance that he's probably a jackass who is using bohemianism as a coverup for laziness. Or maybe not. Maybe he's someone who is rejecting materialism and the greed of capitalism by living life his own way, but my cynical nature tends to doubt that. But hey, maybe he's not miserable living on the beach. Maybe he's not trying to spread his misery but just show a girl a good time the way he knows how. Might not be your thing, but it could be some other girls. If you have it on your dating profile very clearly that you don't want offers from people who aren't employed or having their own place, then yeah, he's a dick for messaging you.

    People need connections with other people regardless of how much money they have. It's really hard to go it alone in the best of times, it's damn near impossible when the going gets rough. As long as a person is upfront about their situation and isn't looking solely for some kind of financial supporter out of a dating partner (unless that's something both parties are interested in, like a sugar daddy type situation), then I don't see the problem with dating when life is less than ideal.
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    Is bmack planning on using a dating site?
    Hah. I would be if I lived in an area that had anyone resembling a prospect, but living at home has relegated me to sad single guy status. And I don't deserve a relationship anyway, since I'd just be seeking a parasitic relationship. You know, between all the caretaking for my mom, job hunting and freelance legal advice I'm doling out.
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    Hah. I would be if I lived in an area that had anyone resembling a prospect, but living at home has relegated me to sad single guy status. And I don't deserve a relationship anyway, since I'd just be seeking a parasitic relationship. You know, between all the caretaking for my mom, job hunting and freelance legal advice I'm doling out.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Nope, I'd be a drag on the snowbirds' finances and probably a mooch.

    But also, seriously, going up to Mammoth for dates is too expensive and not responsible for me. Just because I think Audra's statements are ridiculous and offensive doesn't mean that a large part of why I am personally not seeking anyone out right now is because it wouldn't be responsible for me and I think it'd be better for me to improve my circumstances. Just that making such blanket statements and ascribing them to everyone is dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Why can't you be the breadwinner, Audra?
    I win plenty of bread. I have no problem taking care of myself and anyone else who comes along. I just think if you find yourself at a point in life where you cant take care of yourself, your focus should be directed towards finding a way to do so. Not cruising internet sites trying to find a date. Especially if you are over the age of 30.
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    Maybe the problem is how you all see the difference between "cruising the Internet."

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    I'm on Audra's side. And Patrick's. Both fat people and unemployed people should keep their fucking clothes on.

    Seriously though, as much fun as it may be for Bryan--who recently received his doctorate and has moved home to an area with little to no employment prospects for the noblest of reasons--and Patrick--who as much as he laments his employment issues also isn't exactly working all that hard to make himself easy to employ--would like to take this as a personal slight... she's generally pretty right. If you're unemployed and you're stressed about it, you're not going to be much fun to date. If you're unemployed and you're not stressed about it, there's something fucking wrong with you and she's smart for not wanting to date you.
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    There are professional students who mooch off their family and there are people without a roof over their heads who have to use PCs with free internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I'm on Audra's side. And Patrick's. Both fat people and unemployed people should keep their fucking clothes on.

    Seriously though, as much fun as it may be for Bryan--who recently received his doctorate and has moved home to an area with little to no employment prospects for the noblest of reasons--and Patrick--who as much as he laments his employment issues also isn't exactly working all that hard to make himself easy to employ--would like to take this as a personal slight... she's generally pretty right. If you're unemployed and you're stressed about it, you're not going to be much fun to date. If you're unemployed and you're not stressed about it, there's something fucking wrong with you and she's smart for not wanting to date you.
    Junkies shouldn't be allowed to date either.
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Have you ever dated a junkie? They absolutely fucking shouldn't be allowed to date.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    sorry Tom. its just not worth arguing anymore. everyone should run out and find an unemployed person who cant afford rent and invite them out to dinner, just to prove me wrong.
    This is total misdirection and doesn't address the discussion. You seem to believe that we were asserting that someone who fits that description is entitled to be the recipient of love and companionship. That's not what we've been saying. We're saying that the person is entitled to pursue love and companionship. There's nothing wrong with just hanging out at a park or watching movies until there's money to go on "real" dates. If both parties are on the same page, that's all that matters.

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    I like this re-interpreting of Audra's statement to try to perceive what she was saying as some kind of edict for an official resolution banning the unemployed from dating.

    She's not saying make a fucking law, dickheads.
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    Let's find something else to dissect for ten pages, unemployment is getting boring.
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    I like having Randy in my corner, he's better at making my point than I am.
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    We proved Tom wrong on something, I'd say that was worth it. And we didn't have to hear about Gunz' sex life.
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    Thank god, I'm not sure which flapping gash is her mouth.
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    Update on Amyzzz? Is there love in the air?
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    Update on Amyzzz? Is there love in the air?
    She's currently in a monogomous whatever.
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