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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    So I know we are supposed to ignore everything SMA says in this thread, but this one really made me laugh.
    Why everything? Why this thread? It's really the only place on planet Earth I am comfortable talking about my dating woes. Actually it's probably best if everyone ignores everything. It helps to write about it but I really don't want anyone reading it now that I think about it.

    But the above incident was half a lifetime ago. Does anybody have any questions?
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    It's only been 6 weeks since my last sexual encounter. A friend just told me that's a long time to go without sex for someone who is 30.
    Maybe I should have given Joey Chestnut my number last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    It helps to write about it but I really don't want anyone reading it now that I think about it.
    No one gives a shit what you think.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    It's only been 6 weeks since my last sexual encounter. A friend just told me that's a long time to go without sex for someone who is 30.
    Maybe I should have given Joey Chestnut my number last night.
    Tell us more about Joey Chestnut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    No one gives a shit what you think.
    You're putting yourself in a very dangerous position here.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    Why, what are you gana do about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    You're putting yourself in a very dangerous position here.
    There is no danger at all from an internet tough guy pussyboy.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Ohhhhhhhhh! Damn, he fucked u up aye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    There is no danger at all from an internet tough guy pussyboy.
    "You probably should hang yourself with a lamp cord in advance of the meeting, to spare the young lady the drudgery of your company."

    What do you mean by this?

    I have been deeply affected by suicide in my family.

    YOU are a first class BITCH. Pull this shit, then go whining to the mod. Remember that. It's all right here in the open.

    The popularity contest here doesn't even matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    It's only been 6 weeks since my last sexual encounter. A friend just told me that's a long time to go without sex for someone who is 30.
    Maybe I should have given Joey Chestnut my number last night.
    Last night I made out with someone for the first time in...three or four years. Don't sweat it.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    You've driven your family members to suicide just by being you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    You've driven your family members to suicide just by being you?
    She was only 15
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    So how does that give you the right to threaten innocent people with violence?

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    he's upset me greatly. I don't know how I can carry on anymore.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    So how does that give you the right to threaten innocent people with violence?
    Who's the innocent person? Suggesting I hang myself with a lamp cord? C'mon, dude, quit playing dumb here.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    I thought it was a bright idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Who's the innocent person? Suggesting I hang myself with a lamp cord? C'mon, dude, quit playing dumb here.
    we all know a lamp cord could never withstand your girth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Who's the innocent person? Suggesting I hang myself with a lamp cord? C'mon, dude, quit playing dumb here.
    Write us a manifesto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    we all know a lamp cord could never withstand your girth.
    If I had a backyard I would build gallows.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    How soon is too soon for an overnight trip out of town with someone? lemme guess - "it depends."
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    How soon is too soon for an overnight trip out of town with someone? lemme guess - "it depends."
    the first date would be too soon. or do you mean the time when it is no longer too soon?

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    It should be before you admit to her that you haven't macked down in almost half a decade.

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    I don't think she'll mind. Anyway I'm thinking about asking her to a show in Santa Barbara that I have tickets for. It's on a Monday night and she has Mondays and Tuesdays off. It's in a few weeks.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    You're going to take someone to a fucking out-of-town Sting concert on a second or third date?

    Unless they're a big Sting fan or something, I'd hold back on that one.
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    OH SO IT'S FINE WHEN TOM DOES IT TO SMA BUT WHEN I DO IT TO KATT EVERYBODY'S UP IN FUCKING ARMS, HUH?
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    She might be more into that than the Presets next week which I was also thinking of. I dunno. Anyway it was just an idea, there are other people I can take. It would probably be a fourth or fifth date, if it gets to that. She is apparently interested however.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    OH SO IT'S FINE WHEN TOM DOES IT TO SMA BUT WHEN I DO IT TO KATT EVERYBODY'S UP IN FUCKING ARMS, HUH?
    hahaha
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    OH SO IT'S FINE WHEN TOM DOES IT TO SMA BUT WHEN I DO IT TO KATT EVERYBODY'S UP IN FUCKING ARMS, HUH?
    well technically it was Cara who suggested SMA drove his sister/niece/whatever to suicide at age 15 by the fact of his mere existence.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Plus Kat is a real person.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    ... um... I'm not willing to stipulate that quite yet.
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