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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Right, the only problem with your analogy is that no part of it made fun of suicide. It made fun of Kat. Just because suicide is involved in a joke does not mean it's making fun of suicide.

    The equivalent to what you're talking about with the racist joke would be to hear a racist joke and then you turn around and say, "HEY, I'm offended by that--I had a black friend in high school." Which would sound FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
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    This is killing me lol

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    So these are good conversational topics on a first date correct?

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    Not if you're expecting unit to tity fuck you afterwards

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    alas dating thread you end my hopes again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    So these are good conversational topics on a first date correct?
    I think it's more of a second date conversation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    You are trying to claim that this absolutely absurd comedic hypothetical I have proposed would somehow have dragged up legitimate feelings about their death.
    It did, however, give people an excuse to get on their high horse and ride around spouting banalities.
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    Seriously. I'll talk to you pussies when you've been to a second funeral.
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    You know what's not awesome? When you break up with your boyfriend, and then the very next morning your ex from a couple years ago posts on Facebook that he's engaged. FML.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    You know what's not awesome? When you break up with your boyfriend, and then the very next morning your ex from a couple years ago posts on Facebook that he's engaged. FML.
    Ugh, double whammy. Sorry Courtney. That sucks.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I spy a ladies' night on the horizon!
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Yes please.

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    Was he the one that got away?

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    No, he was not. His family hated me so that shit was never going to work.

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    What I learned today on the Coachella message board: Hearing impaired jokes are OK, suicide jokes are not.

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    Courtney, I'm sorry about your boyfriend. Maybe it's time to focus on your career for a bit?

    My still-husband and I were comparing notes on navigating okcupid the other day. Hopefully this will all be over soon and then I will feel comfortable actually dating someone.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My still-husband and I were comparing notes on navigating okcupid the other day. Hopefully this will all be over soon and then I will feel comfortable actually dating someone.
    GO ON...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa View Post
    Is board getting mature or is Randy losing his edge?
    If, by getting mature, you meant puberty, then yes, the board has evolved... Shit, 5 years ago, you would have found Amyzzz camped out on the report post button, Cortney wouldn't share anything that could identify her, and posting a gif that resembled someone's talking vagina almost got me banned. Now, we've seen just about everyone's ass and more, and instead of getting their panties all bunched up over anything sex related, they're acting like a gaggle of trollops.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Courtney, I'm sorry about your boyfriend. Maybe it's time to focus on your career for a bit?

    My still-husband and I were comparing notes on navigating okcupid the other day. Hopefully this will all be over soon and then I will feel comfortable actually dating someone.
    What career?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    You know what's not awesome?
    FML.
    Damn. I'm sorry Courtney.

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    Sounds like someone needs a life size Justin Bieber doll for Xmas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Damn. I'm sorry Courtney.
    Thanks. I'll get over it.

    The most ridiculous part of the experience was that while we were sitting in the park breaking up, a little dog came over and peed all over my cotton tote bag and shoes. If I believed in a higher power, I would say he/she has a sense of humor.

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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    I finally kinda got caught up in my non disclosure. I am sittling next to the rebound guy while hanging out with my ex. He text me while sitting right next to me. I feel bad for being less than honest.
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    Getbetter, is that you?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I am posting from my phone while drunk and high. I apologize for whatever I may have fucked ip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I finally kinda got caught up in my non disclosure. I am sittling next to the rebound guy while hanging out with my ex. He text me while sitting right next to me. I feel bad for being less than honest.
    I'm not following this. Can anyone translate?

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    Hahahahaaaaa

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    Seriously, you guys couldn't understand that?

    She is currently in a room with both her ex and the guy she started fucking when she left her ex. BUT: she's also been fucking her ex--interesting sidenote.

    And now because her man on the side is in the same room with the ex, the back door man is texting her while sitting a foot away from her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I would, but I just prefer keeping those worlds seperate. I already lost connection with a guy I had been interested in because I got drunk and took my ex to the bar I know him from. Guys don't seem to be cool with girls playing the field, at least the guys who are in my age range. So even though it's an unspoken rule that we can and are spending time with other people, I find it best to try to keep people from meeting each other.
    Well I kinda thought she'd learned that lesson..

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