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    You had a similar situation? Someone killed himself to get away from you talking?

    You are trying to claim that this absolutely absurd comedic hypothetical I have proposed would somehow have dragged up legitimate feelings about their death. Whether or not you've known someone who committed suicide is irrelevant--the dead person is not around to hear the joke. For you to get offended on behalf of all suicides on the grounds that I made a joke that is completely ridiculous in nature is fucking stupid.
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    I'm hurt you think that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    You had a similar situation? Someone killed himself to get away from you talking?

    You are trying to claim that this absolutely absurd comedic hypothetical I have proposed would somehow have dragged up legitimate feelings about their death. Whether or not you've known someone who committed suicide is irrelevant--the dead person is not around to hear the joke. For you to get offended on behalf of all suicides on the grounds that I made a joke that is completely ridiculous in nature is fucking stupid.
    I'm not offended from the joke nor am I going to lose any sleep from it. I just think it's an unnecessary joke that went to far. And I think the point you make of the person being around to hear it or not is total bullshit. Just because you say a racist joke about black people in front of an entire white audience doesn't mean the racist joke is OK to begin with, regardless of any black people there to hear it or not. Whatever though I'm not trying to turn this thread into an argument about jokes.
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    Right, the only problem with your analogy is that no part of it made fun of suicide. It made fun of Kat. Just because suicide is involved in a joke does not mean it's making fun of suicide.

    The equivalent to what you're talking about with the racist joke would be to hear a racist joke and then you turn around and say, "HEY, I'm offended by that--I had a black friend in high school." Which would sound FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
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    This is killing me lol

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    So these are good conversational topics on a first date correct?

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    Not if you're expecting unit to tity fuck you afterwards

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    alas dating thread you end my hopes again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    So these are good conversational topics on a first date correct?
    I think it's more of a second date conversation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    You are trying to claim that this absolutely absurd comedic hypothetical I have proposed would somehow have dragged up legitimate feelings about their death.
    It did, however, give people an excuse to get on their high horse and ride around spouting banalities.
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    Seriously. I'll talk to you pussies when you've been to a second funeral.
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    You know what's not awesome? When you break up with your boyfriend, and then the very next morning your ex from a couple years ago posts on Facebook that he's engaged. FML.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    You know what's not awesome? When you break up with your boyfriend, and then the very next morning your ex from a couple years ago posts on Facebook that he's engaged. FML.
    Ugh, double whammy. Sorry Courtney. That sucks.
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    I spy a ladies' night on the horizon!
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Yes please.

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    Was he the one that got away?
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    No, he was not. His family hated me so that shit was never going to work.

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    What I learned today on the Coachella message board: Hearing impaired jokes are OK, suicide jokes are not.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Courtney, I'm sorry about your boyfriend. Maybe it's time to focus on your career for a bit?

    My still-husband and I were comparing notes on navigating okcupid the other day. Hopefully this will all be over soon and then I will feel comfortable actually dating someone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My still-husband and I were comparing notes on navigating okcupid the other day. Hopefully this will all be over soon and then I will feel comfortable actually dating someone.
    GO ON...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa View Post
    Is board getting mature or is Randy losing his edge?
    If, by getting mature, you meant puberty, then yes, the board has evolved... Shit, 5 years ago, you would have found Amyzzz camped out on the report post button, Cortney wouldn't share anything that could identify her, and posting a gif that resembled someone's talking vagina almost got me banned. Now, we've seen just about everyone's ass and more, and instead of getting their panties all bunched up over anything sex related, they're acting like a gaggle of trollops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Courtney, I'm sorry about your boyfriend. Maybe it's time to focus on your career for a bit?

    My still-husband and I were comparing notes on navigating okcupid the other day. Hopefully this will all be over soon and then I will feel comfortable actually dating someone.
    What career?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    You know what's not awesome?
    FML.
    Damn. I'm sorry Courtney.

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    Sounds like someone needs a life size Justin Bieber doll for Xmas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Damn. I'm sorry Courtney.
    Thanks. I'll get over it.

    The most ridiculous part of the experience was that while we were sitting in the park breaking up, a little dog came over and peed all over my cotton tote bag and shoes. If I believed in a higher power, I would say he/she has a sense of humor.

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    I finally kinda got caught up in my non disclosure. I am sittling next to the rebound guy while hanging out with my ex. He text me while sitting right next to me. I feel bad for being less than honest.
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    Getbetter, is that you?
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    I am posting from my phone while drunk and high. I apologize for whatever I may have fucked ip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I finally kinda got caught up in my non disclosure. I am sittling next to the rebound guy while hanging out with my ex. He text me while sitting right next to me. I feel bad for being less than honest.
    I'm not following this. Can anyone translate?

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