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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    No, drugs up your ass is in no way a sexual act.

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    What if it was a tranny putting them up my ass?
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    What are you thinking about? The drugs or the tranny?

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    The experience. EDC man.

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    Not gay, yet totally homo.

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    Just making sure I wasn't crossing any boundaries. Hate it when people think I'm gay just because a tranny blew some coke up my ass with a straw. It just hits me better that way.

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    What if the tranny sticks a pill up my ass, then starts sucking my dick as I just start rolling?
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    That's on the tranny then.

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    Or at least it's gonna be soon.

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    Re: Kat, if the guy is near the bottom but not at the point where he's willing to get help, maybe you're a crutch holding up him. Dump his ass and let him feel like shit so he actually does the right thing for himself.
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    Exactly. How crazy depressed is this dude. You're telling me he doesn't have a moment of clarity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Re: Kat, if the guy is near the bottom but not at the point where he's willing to get help, maybe you're a crutch holding up him. Dump his ass and let him feel like shit so he actually does the right thing for himself.
    This is how you get them womenz Icey. Lure her into your clutches!

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    No, he has clarity. Some days are amazing, other days not so much. I don't think I am the "crutch" because he's experienced this since his teenage years. I'm just his closest ally, as I think anyone would expect.

    He told me he called and left messages with several therapists today. I hope they call him back tomorrow. Saw him for a while tonight before I went home to do schoolwork, and he was in a better mood for sure. He told me he wants to stay with me, and he's going to do whatever he needs to ensure that this relationship lasts. There was a sincerity there, and the fact he called people today, I think, proves this to some extent.

    I have faith in him. It's just a very tough thing to deal with because it hurts me to know he's sad and trapped under this cloud. I love him and want him to be happy.

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    I still don't understand why my offer to physically force him to go to therapy for the incredibly affordable price of FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS isn't an otion being discussed.
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    You're a crutch.
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    Kat, you're learning how to take care of other people. This is a big step.

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    Maybe I'm just not able to see outside of my own experience, i could be wrong. But I was in a similar situation as your boyfriend and my ex breaking up with me was probably the best catalyst for actually getting off my ass and getting help.
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    thanks for the laughs guys.

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    I don't think he's even had a first date
    i've met 6-7 people off dating sites, but most of those were 2-3 years ago.

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    Think about what an awesome story it could have been if you had clicked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I still don't understand why my offer to physically force him to go to therapy for the incredibly affordable price of FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS isn't an otion being discussed.
    He's 6'5". It would be an unfair advantage.

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    Yeah he sounds fearsome. Forty bucks and I'll smack the pussy-ass out of your boyfriend and drag his gangly ass down to whatever therapist you want.
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    this guy sounds like a fucking joke

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    But he's a tall joke.
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    God help me, I'm looking for dating advice on here....

    So I've known this girl for well over a year now. Very cute, an active runner and artist, but hearing impaired (not deaf, but fairly close), so communication in any place with lots of people is really difficult. I didn't think it would be that much of an issue, but it was.

    Maybe 6 months ago, we hung out a number of times, there was definitely some mutual interest there, but I kinda nipped it in the bud, since she seems like a nice girl, I was pretty sure she wasn't The One and I didn't want to hurt her. I essentially told her that I would be interested in hooking up, but not really anything serious. She wasn't really interested in that (good girl and all).

    Girl finds boyfriend, but recently leaves slightly cryptic FB posts about losing love. Then out of nowhere she private messages me, wanting to get together. We're supposed to go out on Friday night.

    Soooo....shall I assume that she's on the rebound and wants to do The Weird, or should I assume she's hoping that I've changed my mind about monogamy. I do want to fuck her organs out, but don't want to be a big asshole.

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    My initial reaction is that she remembers your dick is up for grabs and she wants something quick and easy. But I don't know this girl.

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    Go on a picnic.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon View Post
    Soooo....shall I assume that she's on the rebound and wants to do The Weird
    You should assume that she will never go near your penis when you say shit like this
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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    Kat this dude is displaying almost addict like behavior in his denial of help. I will bet a case of beer that this mutherfucker didn't call anyone, and is just saying he did to keep you around. Dude is obviously a loser if he won't get himself help. You're not his mother don't enable him.

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    Kat, you're learning how to take care of other people. This is a big step.
    This is fucking awful
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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    You should assume that she will never go near your penis when you say shit like this
    Probably a good thing that she's nearly deaf, amirite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    This is fucking awful
    OMG, that was sarcasm.

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