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    I mean, I've seen him roll around in slop and make grunting noises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I mean, I've seen him roll around in slop and make grunting noises.
    Well that's exactly my point--I'M willing to make sacrifices to fulfill others' fantasies, so why the fuck won't a woman get married just so I can fuck her in her wedding dress?
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    Ah fuck that respect thing. If the chick is into it, pursue whatever the fuck you want, just be prepared for a fistfight if you succeed.
    How is that not the "douchebag" way to go? I answered according to how Mark framed the question.
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    ... because nobody owns anything? If the woman wants to stray, why is it Faxy's job to deny her?
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    The truth is that her boyfriend will the one actually being a douchebag if he chooses to get angry at Faxy.
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    Though to be fair that's likely how I would have answered it anyway as I tend to try not to be an asshole and am not interested in provoking fistfights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    ... because nobody owns anything? If the woman wants to stray, why is it Faxy's job to deny her?
    If she chooses to stray then she is being a douchebag. And whoever she cheats with is being a douchebag by fucking someone being a douchebag.
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    C'mon mount, have you no sense of what's fun anymore?

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    The truth is that her boyfriend will the one actually being a douchebag if he chooses to get angry at Faxy.
    I actually agree with this, assuming Faxy and the boyfriend aren't pals (it sounds like that is the case).
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    C'mon mount, have you no sense of what's fun anymore?
    This isn't new. I've never considered drama and turmoil to be fun.
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    Randy, you're a pig.
    Remember, Randy, she's into pigzzz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    If she chooses to stray then she is being a douchebag. And whoever she cheats with is being a douchebag by fucking someone being a douchebag.
    Please explain to me how it's my moral responsibility to deny her what her heart wants. Suppose she was in an abusive relationship, would that somehow change things? Suppose the guy was cheating on her? Morality is not an absolute.

    Suppose they're not even monogamous?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    Remember, Randy, she's into pigzzz.
    Hahahahahaha
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    John, it is the HEIGHT of douchebaggery to assume that your values should be held by the rest of the world. She's a grown woman and she has free will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    ... because nobody owns anything? If the woman wants to stray, why is it Faxy's job to deny her?
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    The truth is that her boyfriend will the one actually being a douchebag if he chooses to get angry at Faxy.
    Actually agree with Randy here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    Remember, Randy, she's into pigzzz.
    TRUTH.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Well let's get some things straight here: Faxman ain't seducing no broad away from no one and if randy did I'm sure he'd get the hell out of dodge immediately after.

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    Oh now you pull your head out of your ass, Mr. I'm So Disgusted By Randy. I didn't mention once how revolting your bullfrog head was.
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    Fuck you sicko

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    Nobody's talking to you, Uggo.
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    Bullfrog head, I like that.

    But yeah, they're just dating, and even if they were married... if she strays, it was gonna happen anyway. Might as well be with faxy.

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    I hear a bunch of losers who nobody wants to sleep with putting a whole ton of emphasis on monogamy.

    Guess what, dickheads--fucking somebody besides you isn't even in the top ten worst things your significant other can do to you. The only reason you feel that way is your own insecurity. Get over it.
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    Get yours, faxy!
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    NOW if the gf wasn't receptive to Faxy's advances and asked him to stop and he didn't listen... then the only option any real man who's dating her has is to stomp Faxy's fat fucking head in the dirt. But if the girl likes flirting that's an issue between her and her boyfriend, ain't got shit to do with Faxy.
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    Please explain to me how it's my moral responsibility to deny her what her heart wants. Suppose she was in an abusive relationship, would that somehow change things? Suppose the guy was cheating on her? Morality is not an absolute.
    There is certainly a spectrum of assholishness (I am going to use that in place of "douchebaggery"); the cheater is certainly more of an asshole than the person they cheat with.

    If you don't want to play by the rules of the relationship (I am not saying what those rules should be) is bad the non-asshole thing to do is to end it before you start falling for/banging other people (unless that is cool in your relationship).

    There probably are some situations where cheating is not-very-assholish but there's not even the suggestion of anything like that going on here.


    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Suppose they're not even monogamous?
    I actually had an open relationship disclaimer in there that I took out because I figured the words "stray" and "cheats" conveyed that. It's not straying or cheating if the other partner(s) is/are OK with it.
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    What if she doesn't really want any but her boyfriend insists that she fuvk you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    There is certainly a spectrum of assholishness (I am going to use that in place of "douchebaggery"); the cheater is certainly more of an asshole than the person they cheat with.

    If you don't want to play by the rules of the relationship (I am not saying what those rules should be) is bad the non-asshole thing to do is to end it before you start falling for/banging other people (unless that is cool in your relationship).

    There probably are some situations where cheating is not-very-assholish but there's not even the suggestion of anything like that going on here.




    I actually had an open relationship disclaimer in there that I took out because I figured the words "stray" and "cheats" conveyed that. It's not straying or cheating if the other partner(s) is/are OK with it.
    The problem in general is that you're willing to make judgements from the outside looking in with no understanding of the dynamics of the relationship.
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    John, it is the HEIGHT of douchebaggery to assume that your values should be held by the rest of the world. She's a grown woman and she has free will.
    No part of this is me assuming anyone shares my values. Mark framed the question a certain way, I answered according to my interpretation of that way.

    I am not telling people what to do. I am not even saying everyone has not be an asshole all the time.
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    It really comes down to how horny you are

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    Is it really worth the bullshit to get laid?? I mean you can go home and jack off to get the same conclusion out of it.Not to mention its a workplace where you should be a professional.Theres tons of girls in this world you could go about fucking without opening a can of worms.
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