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    Is anything going on at lunch, or via email, suggestive of anything other than a friendship?

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    Just mild flirtation. Today when everyone left the lunch room she said "awkard alonenes, you aren't scared are you" to which I replied "what's there to be afraid of?". Then just some intense staring and a departure. Ooh tension.

    We have a very small break room so even if we eat lunch together we are with other people and just sitting next to eachother and talking. She will come by my desk for example and invite me to eat with her. It's a little awkward because her boyfriend works in the same dept. as me and she doesn't ask him or they don't want to spend their work time together.
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    OMG, Faxy??!! No, you've hit the trifecta of Don't go there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Then just some intense staring and a departure.
    Up the intense staring. Make it really intense. Wait for her outside of the ladies bathroom.

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    I say be clear. That, or play right along. If you're worried about being a douche, don't be one. You're as responsible to respect their relationship as she is. You're both leaning towards not. From what I can see in these two posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Up the intense staring. Make it really intense. Wait for her outside of the ladies bathroom.
    Should I wear rubber gloves? Driving gloves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Wait for her outside of the ladies bathroom.
    Solid advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Up the intense staring. Make it really intense. Wait for her outside of the ladies bathroom.
    I've done this. When I was like 21 I rushed in on her in the ladies room of the restaurant and kissed her and said I love you.
    And then that evening I got drunk and drove onto the off ramp of the freeway thinking that it wads the onramp and cars were honking and she was scared and.... it didnt work out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I've done this. When I was like 21 I rushed in on her in the ladies room of the restaurant and kissed her and said I love you.
    And then that evening I got drunk and drove onto the off ramp of the freeway thinking that it wads the onramp and cars were honking and she was scared and.... it didnt work out.
    Is Vigo and SMA the same person? I feel like this is exactly something SMA would say.
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    I am honest to gawd meeting a female at a totally sold out gig in a few days. Usually I don't waste tickets like that, but me, a guy and this chick were someplace a few days in a row and she said she likes this band, I was already hooked up plus one, and more out of competitiveness with this other dude, I asked her if she would join me. She said yes,

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Is Vigo and SMA the same person? I feel like this is exactly something SMA would say.
    Nah. I can confirm that Vigo is a real person, however. Frighteningly real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Xuclarockerx, Coachella seems like a terrible place for a blind date.
    I didn't expect it to be that great. Low expectations = kind of fun, no regrets.
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    It was kind of fun because you were at Coachella, you dope.
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Nah. I can confirm that Vigo is a real person, however. Frighteningly real.
    Can you please answer the question? Even though I am trying to be completely platonic, I am still a little nervous. The years of isolation has taken it's toll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Is Vigo and SMA the same person? I feel like this is exactly something SMA would say.
    I would be scared to death to go into the ladies room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I would be scared to death to go into the ladies room.
    I was trying to make a Top Gun move like when Maverick hooks up with Kelly McGillis in the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    There isn't a non-douchebag way of pursuing a woman who is dating a guy and you work with them both, is there?
    I would say no, there is not. I would say that even if you didn't work together.

    Whatever issues her boyfriend has she is still choosing to be in a relationship with him and the non-asshole thing is to respect that. A little bit of flirting is one thing, attempting to pursue is an entirely different story. Even if she gets with you it won't be about you at all. Be friendly and keep your distance until she is no longer with and over him.
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    Ah fuck that respect thing. If the chick is into it, pursue whatever the fuck you want, just be prepared for a fistfight if you succeed.

    On another note, I really don't think you have anything to be worried about, on the grounds that it seems very hard to imagine anything finding you attractive.
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    kind of leaning towards Randy on this one.
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    Chicks with boyfriends are fun. Chicks with husbands are even better.

    Some day I WILL fulfill my ultimate dream of fucking a chick on her wedding day in her wedding dress in whatever they call that room where the bride hangs out waiting for the wedding... and then watching her marry someone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Chicks with boyfriends are fun. Chicks with husbands are even better.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Some day I WILL fulfill my ultimate dream of fucking a chick on her wedding day in her wedding dress in whatever they call that room where the bride hangs out waiting for the wedding... and then watching her marry someone else.
    People have said SMA makes them sick. He doesn't bother me really. But THIS makes my stomach turn.

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    It certainly makes me lose a lot of respect for Randy. I mean, he hasn't done that by now? Fucking amateur bullshit.

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    ha...ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Some day I WILL fulfill my ultimate dream of fucking a chick on her wedding day in her wedding dress in whatever they call that room where the bride hangs out waiting for the wedding... and then watching her marry someone else.
    Well if you are going to dream then you might as well dream big right? Only issue with that room is that people are constantly going in and out of that room so the chances of someone walking in are high, and then that just might ruin that chances of you seeing her marry someone else. I would suggest going into another room or a closet.
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    Yeah.... I'm such a wuss. So I bought my first laptop ever today. Technologically speaking I'm always a decade or 2 behind everyone else in buying/having stuff. So there was a nice lady (she was a cutie) at the Best Buy who was browsing laptops as well. We struck up a conversation about our circumstances of buying a laptop. Seemed nice enough. I told her some self-deprecating jokes about my lack of technological prowess. Asked her for some pointers. She was way nice and helpful. Maybe she was just nice for the sake of being nice. But I totally wanted to ask to buy her a coffee and didn't. I feel like beating myself up Chris Farley-style for not being more greaseballish and taking the plunge. Shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It certainly makes me lose a lot of respect for Randy. I mean, he hasn't done that by now? Fucking amateur bullshit.
    I've come really close (i.e. fucking an engaged chick all the way through the engagement and then again soon after the actual wedding) but never pulled off the truly ultimate feat of watching a chick walk down the aisle with me leaking out of her.

    Some day...

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    People have said SMA makes them sick. He doesn't bother me really. But THIS makes my stomach turn.
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    Randy, you're a pig.
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    Please support your argument with some actual points.
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