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    do you like guys with long hair?
    Yes.

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    Yes.
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    That's great. I just explained to my boyfriend's mother the difference between a brazilian and a bikini wax.

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    ... I would like to hear the exact language of that description. Were majora and minora used at all, cause I love those words. (yes Amy, i know that is not what a Brazilian entails, you dumb fuck)
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    I used vague language ("The WHOLE she-bang") and some hand gestures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    That's great. I just explained to my boyfriend's mother the difference between a brazilian and a bikini wax.
    I prefer au naturel
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    ... You might be the grossest thing ever.






    SMA is pretty weird too
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Vaginal Coiffure is a phrase I wish I could use more frequently

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    ... You might be the grossest thing ever.






    SMA is pretty weird too
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    I used vague language ("The WHOLE she-bang") and some hand gestures.
    I bet she has an awesome bush. Is she single?
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    I have plans to go play poker at the poker room with one boy I am seeing, and the other boy I am kind of spending time with just text me to tell me he is thinking about playing cards at the poker room. I now need to figure out how to change plans with one to avoid running into the other. I was much better at this game when I was willing to drive further for dating prospects. Now they are all in one general area, and that just isn't working out in my favor.
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    Why is that a problem? You don't have some exclusive contract with anyone, as far as I can tell. Why act weird about it?
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    Just to avoid uncomfortable conversations and feelings on anyone's part. I don't have an exclusive contract, but I haven't specifically said that I am spending time with multiple guys either. I would hope neither of them would take me out somewhere where I would run into the other chicks they are hanging out with.
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    I am going to have to agree with you on this, Loca. Can you maybe just text him and say you want to do something else lie... _____________?
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    If I were you I'd tell him you had plans with someone else and if you bump into him, introduce them.. noone is exclusive and you shouldn't feel you have to hide from anyone. Unless you have had the exclusivity conversation he shouldn't expect it, and you shouldn't have to declare it. Maybe it will provide him with a bit more intrigue to know there's possible competition.
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    Do you have to say you're dating multiple people? Isn't that generally implied unless otherwise specified?
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    Yeah, hiding it makes it way weirder. WAY weirder. Like you have something to be guilty or ashamed of.

    Wait. Is one of them hideous?
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    Yeah, I think I might have to say I have a casino jones instead. Then I can get crab legs... BONUS!

    Haha, no, neither are hideous.
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    Loca...Why don't you just tell both guys that you'll be meeting a friend at the poker room. If you haven't expressed to one of them specifically that you want an exclusive thing, they'll figure it out when meeting said friend. At that point they'll just assume that you're banging both of them, which is ideal and true. It'll also be a good indicator on who between the two is not willing to play the game.. Fuuuck that guy. (not literally)
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    I've been sending messages left and right on Match lately with virtually no hits.

    brb jumping off a bridge
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    I just broke up with my gf of a year and half. Sorry, I just need a place to vent. Good luck on finding love fellow Coachella board members.
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    I've been sending messages left and right on Match lately with virtually no hits.

    brb jumping off a bridge
    Yeah its weird. There was about a month where I couldn't even keep up with the amount of dates/messages pof was producing for me. Now...fucking dry

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    I just broke up with my gf of a year and half. Sorry, I just need a place to vent. Good luck on finding love fellow Coachella board members.
    My 3 year break up was what brought me into this thread. Its been 7 months since my break up and the only advice I have for you...time. Out of all of the advice/help/suggestions people gave me, time was the only thing that turned out to be the most true.
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    Yeah its weird. There was about a month where I couldn't even keep up with the amount of dates/messages pof was producing for me. Now...fucking dry



    My 3 year break up was what brought me into this thread. Its been 7 months since my break up and the only advice I have for you...time. Out of all of the advice/help/suggestions people gave me, time was the only thing that turned out to be the most true.
    yeh chicks on those dating sites can be extremely variable. sometimes one will reply after 6 weeks with a message as if it's totally normal

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    Loca...Why don't you just tell both guys that you'll be meeting a friend at the poker room. If you haven't expressed to one of them specifically that you want an exclusive thing, they'll figure it out when meeting said friend. At that point they'll just assume that you're banging both of them, which is ideal and true. It'll also be a good indicator on who between the two is not willing to play the game.. Fuuuck that guy. (not literally)
    I would, but I just prefer keeping those worlds seperate. I already lost connection with a guy I had been interested in because I got drunk and took my ex to the bar I know him from. Guys don't seem to be cool with girls playing the field, at least the guys who are in my age range. So even though it's an unspoken rule that we can and are spending time with other people, I find it best to try to keep people from meeting each other.
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    I would, but I just prefer keeping those worlds seperate. I already lost connection with a guy I had been interested in because I got drunk and took my ex to the bar I know him from. Guys don't seem to be cool with girls playing the field, at least the guys who are in my age range. So even though it's an unspoken rule that we can and are spending time with other people, I find it best to try to keep people from meeting each other.
    Yeh I'd agree with that. Much (as I guy) I try and be cool with those situations, I'd rather they didn't happen

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    My 3 year break up was what brought me into this thread. Its been 7 months since my break up and the only advice I have for you...time. Out of all of the advice/help/suggestions people gave me, time was the only thing that turned out to be the most true.
    Thank you. I appreciate your response.
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    I would, but I just prefer keeping those worlds seperate. I already lost connection with a guy I had been interested in because I got drunk and took my ex to the bar I know him from. Guys don't seem to be cool with girls playing the field, at least the guys who are in my age range. So even though it's an unspoken rule that we can and are spending time with other people, I find it best to try to keep people from meeting each other.
    In than case, you need to ask yourself if you really want to be hanging out with insecure guys who can't handle a clear intention. I'll always have more respect towards a woman who told me straight-up that they weren't looking for anything other than someone to hang with, or whatever.


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    I already lost connection with a guy I had been interested in because I got drunk and took my ex to the bar I know him from. Guys don't seem to be cool with girls playing the field, at least the guys who are in my age range.
    These types of guys are not worth the time of day.

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    In than case, you need to ask yourself if you really want to be hanging out with insecure guys who can't handle a clear intention.
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