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    F that! I'm sleeping. Don't bother me.

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    Just as long as there is no breathing on each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I tried to sleep through it, but then he would start playing with the nipples.
    This other time, while he was sleeping, he kept grabbing my wrist and tried to put my hand down his underwear.
    I fail to see the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i really enjoy when someone wakes me up for sex because i can be lazy with my eyes closed and just kinda lay/lie there (never know which is right).
    It's also an opportune time to rearrange the pillows to your post-coitus advantage.

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    chicks who don't like morning sex are worthless.

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    ^ fact. favourite morning position?

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    I only have sex in the morning. Unless I'm on drugs.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    doggy style to avoid morning breath.

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    yep. even better: girl lying down on her stomach

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    Morning blowjobs. No return favors in the morning. Maybe buy you coffee in an hour.
    LOL! <33
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    sleep groping? Please. I'm sure he was awake when he started massaging your vagina lips at 3am.
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    I have a short list of things that someone could do for me that would cause me to say yes to marry them, and pop out babies within a year. Attending this Outstanding in the Field dinner hosted by James Beard-nominated chef Renee Erickson at a farm on Whidbey Island is now on that list.

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    And, for the record, sleepy sex is the best. As is morning sex.

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    I always tell my fiance to not even bother waking me up if I am already asleep. (rude I know) I think he is always too scared to try it though.
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    I'm ok with morning sex. I can't do the middle-of-the-night sex, especially if it's a work night.

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    Well, boos must go out to Robin and luv's finance.
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    Morning sex makes for a great day. But I dont know that I would be down for middle of the night sex. I dont get how dudes fall asleep within minutes of the finale. It takes me awhile to relax enough to get to sleep.

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    Me: What did I do?
    Her: Complimented my horse

    horse looked better
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Try being in a full sized bed with a diagonal sleeper, a gigantic slobbery German Shepard, and a kitten.
    I've tried this before. I don't know about you, but all I learned was in order to lick yourself, you have to point your toes.

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    I also learned it's a helluva way to get a leg cramp... lol

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    Apparently, I touch myself in my sleep. My husband wakes me up in the middle of the night often. But I'm crazy, I've finally accepted that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Apparently, I touch myself in my sleep. My husband wakes me up in the middle of the night often. But I'm crazy, I've finally accepted that.
    You are not crazy, it happens. I mean, you probably are crazy, but not for that reason.

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    Thanks.

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    Two crushes in the same bar at the same time. I cant take the pressure.

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    They're called hormones. Keep them in check. We have a word for people who can't keep their hormones in check.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Two crushes in the same bar at the same time. I cant take the pressure.
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    I wish the phone would let me see what you posted.

    I played a good game tonight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Try being in a full sized bed with a diagonal sleeper, a gigantic slobbery German Shepard, and a kitten.
    Living with someone, sleeping together, and not immediately upgrading your full-sized bed?

    LOL

    This man is laughing in your general direction

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I have a short list of things that someone could do for me that would cause me to say yes to marry them, and pop out babies within a year. Attending this Outstanding in the Field dinner hosted by James Beard-nominated chef Renee Erickson at a farm on Whidbey Island is now on that list.
    Does it bother you that James Beard is clean-shaven?

    Because it has always bothered me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I should have specified. I can't take someone breaking on my face.

    Cara, at least you're small. Try being 6'4 with those things... It doesn't work well :/

    Wait, you are female and 6'4"?!

    Or are you referring to your fiance?
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