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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i really enjoy when someone wakes me up for sex because i can be lazy with my eyes closed and just kinda lay/lie there (never know which is right).
    It's also an opportune time to rearrange the pillows to your post-coitus advantage.

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    chicks who don't like morning sex are worthless.

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    ^ fact. favourite morning position?

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    I only have sex in the morning. Unless I'm on drugs.
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    doggy style to avoid morning breath.

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    yep. even better: girl lying down on her stomach

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    Morning blowjobs. No return favors in the morning. Maybe buy you coffee in an hour.
    LOL! <33
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    sleep groping? Please. I'm sure he was awake when he started massaging your vagina lips at 3am.
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    I have a short list of things that someone could do for me that would cause me to say yes to marry them, and pop out babies within a year. Attending this Outstanding in the Field dinner hosted by James Beard-nominated chef Renee Erickson at a farm on Whidbey Island is now on that list.

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    And, for the record, sleepy sex is the best. As is morning sex.

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    I always tell my fiance to not even bother waking me up if I am already asleep. (rude I know) I think he is always too scared to try it though.
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    I'm ok with morning sex. I can't do the middle-of-the-night sex, especially if it's a work night.

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    Well, boos must go out to Robin and luv's finance.
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    Morning sex makes for a great day. But I dont know that I would be down for middle of the night sex. I dont get how dudes fall asleep within minutes of the finale. It takes me awhile to relax enough to get to sleep.

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    Me: What did I do?
    Her: Complimented my horse

    horse looked better
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Try being in a full sized bed with a diagonal sleeper, a gigantic slobbery German Shepard, and a kitten.
    I've tried this before. I don't know about you, but all I learned was in order to lick yourself, you have to point your toes.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I also learned it's a helluva way to get a leg cramp... lol
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Apparently, I touch myself in my sleep. My husband wakes me up in the middle of the night often. But I'm crazy, I've finally accepted that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Apparently, I touch myself in my sleep. My husband wakes me up in the middle of the night often. But I'm crazy, I've finally accepted that.
    You are not crazy, it happens. I mean, you probably are crazy, but not for that reason.

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    Thanks.

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    Two crushes in the same bar at the same time. I cant take the pressure.

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    They're called hormones. Keep them in check. We have a word for people who can't keep their hormones in check.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Two crushes in the same bar at the same time. I cant take the pressure.
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    I wish the phone would let me see what you posted.

    I played a good game tonight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Try being in a full sized bed with a diagonal sleeper, a gigantic slobbery German Shepard, and a kitten.
    Living with someone, sleeping together, and not immediately upgrading your full-sized bed?

    LOL

    This man is laughing in your general direction

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I have a short list of things that someone could do for me that would cause me to say yes to marry them, and pop out babies within a year. Attending this Outstanding in the Field dinner hosted by James Beard-nominated chef Renee Erickson at a farm on Whidbey Island is now on that list.
    Does it bother you that James Beard is clean-shaven?

    Because it has always bothered me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I should have specified. I can't take someone breaking on my face.

    Cara, at least you're small. Try being 6'4 with those things... It doesn't work well :/

    Wait, you are female and 6'4"?!

    Or are you referring to your fiance?
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    My ex Nino is now trying to make another play. Oy. I do have to give him half a credit for remembering my birthday and phone number, but he is about a million credits short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    Wait, you are female and 6'4"?!

    Or are you referring to your fiance?
    I am 6'4. I swear we have covered this before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    My ex Nino is now trying to make another play. Oy. I do have to give him half a credit for remembering my birthday and phone number, but he is about a million credits short.
    You have an ex named...Nino?

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