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    I have learned how to sleep through sleep groping.

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    hahahahha, i guess i'm ok with groping. i just feel bad because i starfish the bed and toss and turn a lot. i like all the pillows and comforters wrapped up in between my legs and arms and such. i also sometimes start screaming in my sleep. maybe i'm the problem.
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    That is when I know I am really into someone, when I can actually sleep next to him without wanting to chew my arm off to escape. Although, he has to be fully aware that I get the space closest to the door, just in case I need an escape route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    hahahahha, i guess i'm ok with groping. i just feel bad because i starfish the bed and toss and turn a lot. i like all the pillows and comforters wrapped up in between my legs and arms and such. i also sometimes start screaming in my sleep. maybe i'm the problem.
    ME TOO!!!! Except that screaming part, I don't do that.
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    That is when I know I am really into someone, when I can actually sleep next to him without wanting to chew my arm off to escape. Although, he has to be fully aware that I get the space closest to the door, just in case I need an escape route.
    yeah, the guy i lived with was the only person i was ever able to get a good night's sleep with, but that took months of living together. i'm the opposite, i want the spot away from the door in case someone comes into shoot up the place so i can roll off the bed and use it as a shield. because my psychotic ass thinks about shit like that whenever i'm in new space.
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    I don't want to have to climb over someone if I start to panic (or need to pee).

    Nick and I do synchronized sleeping. I can't stand to breath anyone elses air so once one rolls the other just automatically rolls, that way we are never facing each other.

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    I am the same way, Loca.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Try being in a full sized bed with a diagonal sleeper, a gigantic slobbery German Shepard, and a kitten.

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    I don't want to have to climb over someone if I start to panic (or need to pee).
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    I am the same way, Loca.
    move the side of the bed away from the wall.
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    I should have specified. I can't take someone breaking on my face.

    Cara, at least you're small. Try being 6'4 with those things... It doesn't work well :/
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    Animals do not belong in the bed!

    Ivy, there just isn't enough room for that right now, but even when I had the room I always slept closest to the door. It's just where I feel most comfortable.

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    But the animals are our friends!!!!

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    I love animals on the bed. Dogs are great cuddlers.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    My dog is great at spooning. If only that cat didn't want to sleep on my head all the time. That shit gets down right annoying.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I have never allowed a pet to sleep in my bed. I can't stand breathing animal hair, especially while I sleep. I won't even let my roommates cat sleep in my closet because that is where I keep my spare blankets and sheets. I am kind of a bitch where pets are concerned.

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    all i am picturing now is that sex scene from the good girl where the guy keeps yelling at the barking dog to "get in your corner".
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    My little dogs have the softest, sweetest-smelling fur, and they don't shed.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Well, the german shepard sneaks onto the bed during the night. She isn't welcome, per say. Poor thing lives in a house with 2 other adorable dogs that are welcomed and encouraged onto beds.

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    separate, but equal.
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    Se.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I don't want to have to climb over someone if I start to panic (or need to pee).

    Nick and I do synchronized sleeping. I can't stand to breath anyone elses air so once one rolls the other just automatically rolls, that way we are never facing each other.
    We do the same thing, always have our backs to eachother unless we're spooning. The dogs can be on the bed if they want, they just stay at the foot. We tend to be restless sleepers so they usually get sick of us tossing and turning and move to the floor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    separate, but equal.
    I have made it into a sig! hahaha Never thought it would be for dog spooning.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I have learned how to sleep through sleep groping.
    I tried to sleep through it, but then he would start playing with the nipples.
    This other time, while he was sleeping, he kept grabbing my wrist and tried to put my hand down his underwear.

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    maybe he's not asleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I tried to sleep through it, but then he would start playing with the nipples.
    This other time, while he was sleeping, he kept grabbing my wrist and tried to put my hand down his underwear.
    Man, that is the thing I miss most about sleeping next to someone, the middle of the night fondling leads to nice dreams and awesome morning sex.

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    i really enjoy when someone wakes me up for sex because i can be lazy with my eyes closed and just kinda lay/lie there (never know which is right).
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    F that! I'm sleeping. Don't bother me.

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    Just as long as there is no breathing on each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I tried to sleep through it, but then he would start playing with the nipples.
    This other time, while he was sleeping, he kept grabbing my wrist and tried to put my hand down his underwear.
    I fail to see the problem.

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