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    offered a trial at her house to see if we can all get along first

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    "So not typical, but it's possible!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I've done it for a while, but the quoted comment touched a nerve.
    You wouldn't have seen the quoted comment if you had him on ignore and didn't hit "View Post".

    And I wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't quoted him. You're making it worse by responding, by engaging.
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    I know. I'm sorry.

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    You bitch.

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    I got sucked in. I was weak.

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    COWER IN THE VIRTUAL CORNER AND BEG FOR OUR FORGIVENESS

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
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    I like where this is going.

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    Will you wear leather and use whips?

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    Did somebody order a midget stripper?
    LOL! <33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepingrock View Post
    The Italian girl called and said we should take a break.

    It didn't turn into a relationship, and it didn't end bad.

    Now I am going to stay completely single for a while, I've got some issues to deal with.
    Her calling and saying you should take a break = it ending badly

    Stay completely single. Work out the kinks. Getting laid makes me happy, but not worrying about what she's doing makes me much much much happier. See what I mean? Find a girl you care so much about that you trust her. This doesn't mean to trust every woman you want to bang. This means to find a good one. Italian girl is waiting for an easy guy to come along and sweep her off her feet. Instead, she's going to get pregnant by a guy who one night stands her, not know which guy it was, and fail to scrounge enough for the Abo when she calls all her past partners up. You don't want to deal with broads like that. Work on you for right now. When you have yourself in the right place, good things will happen for you. Maybe you'll even change lives

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    apparently i'm losing my deep throating skills, totally puked last night =/ thankfully he didn't seem to mind, i think it might have been his first time so he was happy.
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    We should totally be able to "Like" posts here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I don't need to "like" posts, but I'd appreciate an "...oh." button.

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    "... lovely."
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I clearly left Rick's birthday party way too early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    First Randy post that actually made me laugh out loud.

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    must be easily amused.

    Think I blew it with a large breasted latin girl, whom messaged me first ("like ur profile") and we made a tentative date for this week, by texting her a picture of me on all fours poolside at Caliente Tropics in front of a tiki man statue with it's tongue sticking out as if giving a rimmer. No response of "how cute" or "looks like a fun time" or anything. Dammit, was just playing around. She lives in Topanga Canyon anyway...wherever the hell that is.

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    It can't be the photo, because I've taken that EXACT photo a few times to send to prospective dates, and every single one went nuts over it. And then we danced.
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    must have been the one with giant Marilyn then. Fuck, shit. Shit, fuck, shit. GOing to try to salvage it with a last ditch effort.

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    That's awesome!

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    wait, you made a date by sending her a picture? did that picture somehow explain all the details of the date? or are you saying you made a date, but then sent that pic and haven't heard back?
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    How would you guys feel/react if your girlfriend wanted to become a burlesque performer?

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    Thanks guys.

    No, aqua, a museum date was confirmed last Thursday via text for sometime this week, but I haven't heard back from her since sending a couple posing pictures (looking up giant Marilyn statue's dress and rim job from large tongued tikiman) over the weekend. Hope she is dead or hospitalized to make it easier on the ego. Some great titties too...will post them later if still no response.

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    Is it a passion of hers? Has she been interested in it before? Do you think she would be good at it? If you're looking for a people's reactions because it's a sexy job, only you know how you're going to feel about it. Either you'll be jealous because there's going to be lots of people ogling her or you can be supportive if you think she actually has a shot and you'll be a better boyfriend for it. I'm sure there's lots of room for different reactions in between, which would all be understandable given multiple factors, such as (but not limited to): How long have you been together? How's your communication? Do you see yourself being with her in the future?

    Then again, bitches be crazy and she'll probably think you don't care about her if you're not at least a little bit jealous.
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    museum first date? sounds awkward. You're not supposed to have lively conversation in a museum.

    You'd be better off in a setting where you're more comfortable complimenting her on her "great titties".

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    My boyfriend's a burlesque dancer. It does cause arguments, but mostly because he won't let me borrow the outfits (says I'll stretch them out).

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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    Thanks guys.

    No, aqua, a museum date was confirmed last Thursday via text for sometime this week, but I haven't heard back from her since sending a couple posing pictures (looking up giant Marilyn statue's dress and rim job from large tongued tikiman) over the weekend. Hope she is dead or hospitalized to make it easier on the ego. Some great titties too...will post them later if still no response.
    yeh, maybe hold off with the rimming pics until after the first date next time I guess. I like your courage though

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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    Is it a passion of hers? Has she been interested in it before? Do you think she would be good at it? If you're looking for a people's reactions because it's a sexy job, only you know how you're going to feel about it. Either you'll be jealous because there's going to be lots of people ogling her or you can be supportive if you think she actually has a shot and you'll be a better boyfriend for it. I'm sure there's lots of room for different reactions in between, which would all be understandable given multiple factors, such as (but not limited to): How long have you been together? How's your communication? Do you see yourself being with her in the future?

    Then again, bitches be crazy and she'll probably think you don't care about her if you're not at least a little bit jealous.
    It is a passion of hers, and she dances crazy amounts. I'm definitely more ok with is than I would have been 5 years ago. I'm going to support her I guess I was just wondering how other people might react to that... but I guess it is very circumstantial!

    I do see myself being with her in future, but she might have to move back to Indiana for work soon. That 'talk' is yet to come...

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