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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Ok, you are such a FUCKING asshole. I had to quote it. You all need to bath in the shite that Zafo spews just for a moment.


    Ban? Please?
    If you have to beg for a ban, you need to take a break. Sex working is a very real thing, and I'm one of the few men here who respects it for what it is. If you can't climb off your artificial internet highhorse, then fuck off. No one needs sensitive sexist people crying every time someone they don't like makes a joke. No one.

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    Are you trying to draft on the crap that SMA and RSW spew? Because if you are, you're still a dick.

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    I am my own person, and have been called a prick hundreds of times before ever posting on this forun. I'm not going to act ignorant to the whiney bitches of the internet, but I will desensitize. SMA and RSW are unsatisfied beings. They have wants outside of their realm of ability. Cousins. Missed connections with internet sluts. Whatever their weakness are, I am beyond it. I got sexual degradation out of my system in my early twenties. Quit trying to figure people out, and just ignore what you can't control. That, or be a good kid.

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    What is happening to create this giant wave of idiocy that will not relent on trying to prove that they are more than what was already here? I've genuinely checked out for a bit, so I apologize if it seems like I'm catching up.


    Seriously PF, why can't we vote based on consensus on who needs to go?

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    A chorus line of hallucinating Leonardos handily outdoing other with homemade mastodon ivory Erector sets couldn't make this plummeting deathmatch of banality compelling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    What is happening to create this giant wave of idiocy that will not relent on trying to prove that they are more than what was already here? I've genuinely checked out for a bit, so I apologize if it seems like I'm catching up.


    Seriously PF, why can't we vote based on consensus on who needs to go?
    Easy answer: There are far more of me than there are of you. You have your group of crybaby fanatic friends. I have, literally, everyone else. Consider yourself privelaged. You'll never have to hang out with me/ see me/ hear me in person. You may as well be the rich 3%. You never have to actually deal with me, unless you subject yourself to it, but you still want to get rid of me. We exist, Algunz.

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    Hannah gave me an erection recently by virtue of her lovely voice.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I feel compelled to inform the community that it was a passive result of unrelated exposure and not a deliberate action.

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    She liked it.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    When I came, she applauded.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    That won't hold up in court.

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    I didn't applaud, Randy. It was just poetry snaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Always have the cocaine too, 20 year olds love the cocaine.
    Just don't take a bump before the handy or she'll rub that shit raw before the big finish, dawg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I didn't applaud, Randy. It was just poetry snaps.
    Oh god that's funny.

    Also Steve, way to interrupt the brilliant people with a Mugwog quote.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I just want you to yell at me while I beat off, Hannah, what's the big deal.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Seriously PF, why can't we vote based on consensus on who needs to go?
    Can someone just explain to me why the ignore feature wouldn't work in this case? I mean I admit it would help if people stopped quoting too. I go into some threads and only see like one post because the rest are on ignore. You get used to it. i know its a bit more intolerable with semi-aspies. le sigh
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Oh god that's funny.

    Also Steve, way to interrupt the brilliant people with a Mugwog quote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    Can someone just explain to me why the ignore feature wouldn't work in this case? I mean I admit it would help if people stopped quoting too. I go into some threads and only see like one post because the rest are on ignore. You get used to it. i know its a bit more intolerable with semi-aspies. le sigh
    We've tried the ignore feature. It doesn't work. Not with this guy. I realize I didn't help today, but I couldn't let that comment slide by. Zafo is expendable.

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    So a girl I used to date just posted a picture of her new cat, instagram style. It has this dim look like she had also. When we were dating, she had this framed picture by her bed of a cat of hers that passed away, that cat also had a dumb look to it. I never told her that, and I've seen a lot of cats, one of which was a 30lb cross eyed Siamese named Ernie, who was also a homosexual, anyway, my point is, her cat just looked stupid, did it somehow carry a bond with her? She's a sweet gal, just...wasn't gonna marry her.

    Have many of you experienced this? I know we talk about it as a society generalizing, but its really interesting when you see it within your personal life: People who look like their pets.



    edit: picture of said cat


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    guns, let it go. ignore in the real . how fucking hard is it to not respond to someone you don't like?!!??
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    I've done it for a while, but the quoted comment touched a nerve.

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    It's safe to say that the people here who put effort into making me and others leave are far more annoying and frequent than myself or any other regular presence here. We've all explained the concept of ignore to them, so whose fault is this? I apologize if I've made life any harder on the admin, but I really don't consider myself to be a threat or a problem here. Sort of shocked to think I warrant this much attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I've done it for a while, but the quoted comment touched a nerve.
    You're being a fucking idiot, Gunz. Know how you'll never get your nerve touched? Put him on ignore. Know how else? Don't be a fucking baby. You're really surprised that he has anger towards women? Look at him.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    It took 20 years of dating failures to figure this stuff out.
    So we can surmise that you're at least 30, maybe 40.

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    Anger towards women? What did we tell you about projecting your insecurities, RSW? I call guedita to the stand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    It's not even a mistake. This isn't the first repeat of the story. It's like the 3rd or 4th time he's posted it. It's a rather brilliant troll technique, just adding to the whole self degradation profile hes trying to create.
    Hasn't he also posted a story about him not being able to take a dump in front of his new girlfriend or something like that multiple times also?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    So we can surmise that you're at least 30, maybe 40.
    Almost 40. About 10 years ago I tried to brainstorm ways to turn it around but couldn't really come up with anything.

    No more thoughts of or attempts at self improvement now, in my mind I am already dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Almost 40. About 10 years ago I tried to brainstorm ways to turn it around but couldn't really come up with anything.

    No more thoughts of or attempts at self improvement now, in my mind I am already dead.
    Now if only your cousin could reap the benefits of this, instead of being the subject of your twisted fantasies.

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    The Italian girl called and said we should take a break.

    It didn't turn into a relationship, and it didn't end bad.

    Now I am going to stay completely single for a while, I've got some issues to deal with.

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