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    Well then shouldn't my genitals smell like roses??? Too far?

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    Whoa.
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I wish somebody would swallow your face.
    I've got two crisp bills for she who can.

    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Well then shouldn't my genitals smell like roses??? Too far?
    Too soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Well then shouldn't my genitals smell like roses??? Too far?
    that was directed at drinkey's genitals. we all know you smell like roses
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    My cousin who I haven't seen in years is in town and staying at my mom and dad's. She is 24 and kinda hot. Anyway we went out last night, had a few beers and played pool. First off she was totally cock blocking which was odd. Then when I drove her back to my parent's, she told me she was always thinking about me back home, how good I still look now and that she even had a little crush on me when we younger. Then she leaned over and kissed me on the lips, then asked if we could go back to my place instead. I was shocked and mumbled something about having to get up early. I almost crashed on the way home.

    Now I am totally awash with conflicting emotions. It feels wrong but also feels so right. I kinda want to do it but I am afraid of the consequences if any of my family finds out. She is instant messaging me asking if we can get together again today but I am not sure what to say. Has anyone here ever been in a situation like this? How did it work out? How do you think I should proceed?
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    This story sounds vaguely familiar...

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    Why did you change "staying with the folks" to "staying at my mom and dad's?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    My cousin who I haven't seen in years is in town and staying with the folks. She is 24 and kinda hot. Anyway we went out last night, had a few beers and played pool. First off she was totally cock blocking which was odd. Then when I drove her back to my parent's, she told me she was always thinking about me back home, how good I still look now and that she even had a little crush on me when we younger. Then she leaned over and kissed me on the lips, then asked if we could go back to my place instead. I was shocked and mumbled something about having to get up early. I almost crashed on the way home.

    Now I am totally awash with conflicting emotions. It feels wrong but also feels so right. I kinda want to do it but I am afraid of the consequences if any of my family finds out. She is instant messaging me asking if we can get together again today but I am not sure what to say. Has anyone here ever been in a situation like this? How did it work out? How do you think I should proceed?
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    My cousin who I haven't seen in years is in town and staying at my mom and dad's. She is 24 and kinda hot. Anyway we went out last night, had a few beers and played pool. First off she was totally cock blocking which was odd. Then when I drove her back to my parent's, she told me she was always thinking about me back home, how good I still look now and that she even had a little crush on me when we younger. Then she leaned over and kissed me on the lips, then asked if we could go back to my place instead. I was shocked and mumbled something about having to get up early. I almost crashed on the way home.

    Now I am totally awash with conflicting emotions. It feels wrong but also feels so right. I kinda want to do it but I am afraid of the consequences if any of my family finds out. She is instant messaging me asking if we can get together again today but I am not sure what to say. Has anyone here ever been in a situation like this? How did it work out? How do you think I should proceed?
    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    This story sounds vaguely familiar...
    That's probably why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Why did you change "staying with the folks" to "staying at my mom and dad's?"
    I don't remember. Anyway, she's back and has been calling me all morning wanting to go to happy hour when I get off work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    That's probably why.
    Thank you, I was worried the crazies had set in.

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    Yeah, bang your fake cousin, none of us give a shit.

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    It's always funny to see a troll make an amateur troll mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Yeah, bang your fake cousin, none of us give a shit.
    She kinda looks like you
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    It's not even a mistake. This isn't the first repeat of the story. It's like the 3rd or 4th time he's posted it. It's a rather brilliant troll technique, just adding to the whole self degradation profile he’s trying to create.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    It's not even a mistake. This isn't the first repeat of the story. It's like the 3rd or 4th time he's posted it. It's a rather brilliant troll technique, just adding to the whole self degradation profile he’s trying to create.
    I thought he posted it more times, but I just didn't want to look for the others.


    PS - Audra, I waited until I was outside to fart instead of crop dusting the elevator. Are you proud of me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    My cousin who I haven't seen in years is in town and staying at my mom and dad's. She is 24 and kinda hot-----

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    PS - Audra, I waited until I was outside to fart instead of crop dusting the elevator. Are you proud of me?
    hahaha, noooooooooooo! Feel secure enough in yourself to crop dust the entire building. Don't be all ashamed of your rose smelling farts like I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I thought he posted it more times, but I just didn't want to look for the others.


    PS - Audra, I waited until I was outside to fart instead of crop dusting the elevator. Are you proud of me?
    Any woman who crop dusts has a place in my heart. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    My cousin who I haven't seen in years is in town and staying at my mom and dad's. She is 24 and kinda hot. Anyway we went out last night, had a few beers and played pool. First off she was totally cock blocking which was odd. Then when I drove her back to my parent's, she told me she was always thinking about me back home, how good I still look now and that she even had a little crush on me when we younger. Then she leaned over and kissed me on the lips, then asked if we could go back to my place instead. I was shocked and mumbled something about having to get up early. I almost crashed on the way home.

    Now I am totally awash with conflicting emotions. It feels wrong but also feels so right. I kinda want to do it but I am afraid of the consequences if any of my family finds out. She is instant messaging me asking if we can get together again today but I am not sure what to say. Has anyone here ever been in a situation like this? How did it work out? How do you think I should proceed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    It's always funny to see a troll make an amateur troll mistake.
    And people continue to take the bait for whatever reason.
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    I think he's very entertaining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    I enjoy talking to SMA about Eddie Money or whatever. This is stupid though.
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    SlowMotionApocalypse: "How dare you accuse me of paying women for sexual favors."/"Tonight I paid a women to jerk me off and it felt great but she won't call me back."

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    I like him. It's more interesting than the rest of you cunts whinging about going dutch or whatever the fuck happens in this thread. The OKCupid Chronicles. Whether truthful or not, that's the REAL internet dating over there: paying 20 year olds weed money to jerk you off.
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    I'd hate to be a fly on the wall in your world, Randy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I like him. It's more interesting than the rest of you cunts whinging about going dutch or whatever the fuck happens in this thread. The OKCupid Chronicles. Whether truthful or not, that's the REAL internet dating over there: paying 20 year olds weed money to jerk you off.
    It took 20 years of dating failures to figure this stuff out.
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    Is this the world that Icey is destined for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    SlowMotionApocalypse: "How dare you accuse me of paying women for sexual favors."/"Tonight I paid a women to jerk me off and it felt great but she won't call me back."
    If you're paying a woman for any reason other than to prove what worthless beings they are in general, you're doing it wrong.

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    Always have the cocaine too, 20 year olds love the cocaine.

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