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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    A family friend of ours who has been married to her second husband is like this also. She still walks into another room when she is about to fart and only goes to the bathroom to poo when her husband isn't around and if he she sends him out of the room. A bit crazy but just know that there is at least one other person who thinks like you.
    LOL, good to know. When I first started dating Nick I would wait till he was asleep and sneak into the spare bathroom just so he wouldn't wake up and hear me. Yes, I am kind of a weirdo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    After fighting, we always end up coming ON one another (either after talking it out, or after cooling down for 30 mins or so alone) and do the whole apologizing/explaining thing. ("I was actually mad because blah blah blah...")
    Fixed.

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    If you've pushed kids out of your vagina I don't know how a fart can even begin to qualify as gross.
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    I hope she returned the favor.
    Uh yeah, like every god damn night for the last four years we've been living together.


    And Chris, that's fucking weird. Her farts can smell like a methane holocaust, I do not enjoy that at all.
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    I didn't watch as the kids came out of my vagina, I made them cover the mirror. I am grossed out by a lot of things, I will get the gags if I see someone spit, I can't stand to see anyone clip thier fingernails or toenails and if someone blows their nose at the dinner table I might punch them.

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    locachica, how much shame do you feel when you fart? Even when you're alone do you feel like you're just a vile and filthy human?

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    Audra, there's a difference between good etiquette (no spitting, don't clip your nails in public spaces, blow your nose elsewhere) and carrying out normal bodily functions (farting). If you're not comfortable with how your body operates...I mean, I just don't see how you can ever be comfortable with anyone else.
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    And Chris, that's fucking weird. Her farts can smell like a methane holocaust, I do not enjoy that at all.
    haha, I was joking but I imagine there are some 'lovahs' out there who would admit to that. The only fart smells I enjoy I make myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Audra, there's a difference between good etiquette (no spitting, don't clip your nails in public spaces, blow your nose elsewhere) and carrying out normal bodily functions (farting). If you're not comfortable with how your body operates...I mean, I just don't see how you can ever be comfortable with anyone else.
    I am comfortable with how it operates, I just prefer to excuse myself when it needs to operate. I also don't like to piss and shit in front of others, very normal bodily functions.

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    I am comfortable with how it operates, I just prefer to excuse myself when it needs to operate. I also don't like to piss and shit in front of others, very normal bodily functions.
    Ever been in jail?
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    Nope. I wouldn't make it.

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    Do you also hold in beer burps? Do you frequently get bad gas pains?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I do burp when I need to, but I don't let it out all loud and proud. I try to keep it quiet. I don't really get gas pains.

    I don't know, I spend a lot of time with a lot of different people. We don't sit around and fart in front of each other. I assumed I was somewhat normal in this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I am comfortable with how it operates, I just prefer to excuse myself when it needs to operate. I also don't like to piss and shit in front of others, very normal bodily functions.
    scratching you off my list then
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    scratching you off my list then
    DAMN!!!!

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    Wait, your list of what?

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
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    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Wait, your list of what?
    umm
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I didn't watch as the kids came out of my vagina, I made them cover the mirror. I am grossed out by a lot of things, I will get the gags if I see someone spit, I can't stand to see anyone clip thier fingernails or toenails and if someone blows their nose at the dinner table I might punch them.
    At least she swallows.

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    I wish somebody would swallow your face.

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    It does seem extremely strange to me to be okay with putting other people's genitals in your mouth and other orifices, yet be totally grossed out by a fart.
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    so you're saying your genitals smell like farts?
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    No, they taste like farts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    Do you fart in front of each other yet? That's the true sign that you've arrived in the comfortable stage.
    Pretty much been the topic of 9/10 of our jokes since the beginning. We took a trip together after only dating for a few weeks, so we broke a lot of barriers by that point.

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    I guess if you're a person whose farts generally are really stinky, then there is a point here, but so often a fart just makes a sound and there is no smell associated with it. if you continually have super gross-smelling farts you may want to reevaluate out your dietary habits.
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    Have never known a woman that had odor free farts. All I have known have been horrible.

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    this is about your fart-smelling genitals and not my rose-smelling farts.
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    Well then shouldn't my genitals smell like roses??? Too far?

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    Whoa.
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I wish somebody would swallow your face.
    I've got two crisp bills for she who can.

    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Well then shouldn't my genitals smell like roses??? Too far?
    Too soon.

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