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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    sounds kind of funny to me that someone doesn't have time or doesn't want to message someone, but wants to just "like" their profile and hopes that they take the time and desire to message them back.
    I think this is akin to that "mass text message" thing that Loca said she received of a dude sending one text "just wanted to say hi" to like 20 girls or something. The more you do it the better your chances of __________. (getting: laid, a date, a phone number, messaged back, ect.)

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    I guess i'm looking for someone who can take a few minutes to send me a message and who is not so busy they cannot even take the time to say "hey, i like your profile, want to grab a drink sometime?".
    Aww.. I think every girl wants that.

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    Speaking of that guy, he found me on OKCupid (we originally talked on POF) and wanted my number again. But he only wants to email and text, never actually hang out. I don't want a text buddy so I didn't give him my new number. Why are there so many guys out there that just want to send messages back and forth without ever actually hanging out in person?

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Speaking of that guy, he found me on OKCupid (we originally talked on POF) and wanted my number again. But he only wants to email and text, never actually hang out. I don't want a text buddy so I didn't give him my new number. Why are there so many guys out there that just want to send messages back and forth without ever actually hanging out in person?
    Fear and nerves.
    Also, maybe for some people the simple text interaction w the opposite sex is sufficient enough for whatever they're looking for.
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    I don't think anyone is doubting that people have traded crack for sexual favors. It's just that your story is hard to believe because it's so outlandish. But then again, a lot of things I've done in real life nobody would believe if I posted them.

    So wait, how fucking old are you? I thought you were a kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Fear and nerves.
    Also, maybe for some people the simple text interaction w the opposite sex is sufficient enough for whatever they're looking for.
    I guess I don't understand why these people join a dating site if they don't ever want to actually meet people face to face. Texting is not dating. But I am weird and prefer interacting with people face to face. I hate talking on the phone and I can barely keep up with texting my friends.

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    So you're like 40 and you're finding chicks online who need weed money and are willing to jerk you off for it. Awesome.

    This was a lot cuter when I was picturing him as a 20 year old loser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Speaking of that guy, he found me on OKCupid (we originally talked on POF) and wanted my number again.
    Fine Loca... I can take a hint. sheesh

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    So you're like 40 and you're finding chicks online who need weed money and are willing to jerk you off for it. Awesome.

    This was a lot cuter when I was picturing him as a 20 year old loser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I guess I don't understand why these people join a dating site if they don't ever want to actually meet people face to face. Texting is not dating. But I am weird and prefer interacting with people face to face. I hate talking on the phone and I can barely keep up with texting my friends.
    I don't think you're the weird one in that particular situation. People who don't want to meet face to face are pussies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    So you're like 40 and you're finding chicks online who need weed money and are willing to jerk you off for it. Awesome.

    This was a lot cuter when I was picturing him as a 20 year old loser.
    Most 20 year olds are still naive or at least in denial about women.
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    Not sure if this was supposed to be a pick-up line, or if he was trying to insult me.


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    are most of your OKC pics of you making faces?
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    just tell him you're dead serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    are most of your OKC pics of you making faces?
    Pretty much. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/robin-n
    I like to make faces, so I guess I'm not cute very often.

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    just tell him you're dead serious.
    Lol. I would, but I fear that replying to him would make it seem like I'm interested.

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    Hey, I recognize that guy. He sent me a stupid message on OKCupid once, and then wasn't able to take a joke.

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    Can someone please help me with my OKCupid/POF profiles?
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    Sure, I'll help. Let's see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    post pics plz
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Sure, I'll help. Let's see it.
    I deleted it a year or so ago without really using it.

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    post pics plz
    I am not posting my picture here.
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    If you make a new account I will help you write copy for it.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I'll help. Would you say you're more interested in acarology, ferroequinology, or sesquipedalianism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Not sure if this was supposed to be a pick-up line, or if he was trying to insult me.

    I have to have an account to see the silly faces, doh

    I've been reading this "pick up artist" stuff for the past few months because I find it extremely amusing and I think he's Negging you.

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    That sounds lame. I wonder when the time is ripe for me to jump into this mess.
    Amy are you really ready to jump into this quagmire?
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    I'm not quite ready for okcupid. Maybe after I move and actually get divorced.
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    I don't think anyone is ever ready for okcupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Can someone please help me with my OKCupid/POF profiles?
    I'm not entirely convinced having a "good" profile is as good as it seems. My first go around with PoF I spent so much attention and care to my profile, photos, etc. I had some luck I guess. This latest round of PoF I spent maybe 5 minutes at most on my profile, chose simple photos of myself and boom, got more dates/numbers in a week or two than all of my attempts at pof combined. As I previously mentioned, its a simple numbers game, dont over think it.
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    Is Amy seriously getting divorced and why aren't we talking about this more?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Is Amy seriously getting divorced and why aren't we talking about this more?
    I thought the same thing. But I feel like you all know each other so much more and personally that it was just info that I wasn't let in on.
    Sorry to hear that if its true, my parents went through an ugly one when I was 15 and it was absolutely brutal (it has one hell of a happy ending though).
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    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
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    Thanks Divorce Dating!

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    1. “I’m looking for fun!” This guy is NOT looking for a serious relationship. He just told you so. He’s not lying. He most likely rents party buses and lives on the couch of his old frat house. If fun and just fun is also what you’re looking for, message him. If not, click on through, sister.
    2. “My life is under construction. Bring your hard hat.” One fine gentleman actually phrased it like this. This man is floundering. He is lost at sea in his life. He doesn’t know who the hell he is or what the hell is looking for in a woman. Forget it.
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    Some guy I was talking to said he wanted to move the conversation to email because there was a limit to the number of messages he can send through OKcupid. Is there really a limit to messages? I don't send many messages but it sounds like bullshit to me.

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