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    Let's see the non-sexual ad you used to land this one.
    Nah, I might want to resurrect it again some day.
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    It was so much easier when I was in high school and my uncle would give me a handful of rocks every weekend. I never really got into crack but the chicks would just flip over it. I would have to share some of them with him but it was a lot of fun and a hell of an education in the way the world really works.
    I just want to say that, at this point, I really hope this is not an intentional troll. I really hope this is a disturbingly creepy human being who is admitting to plying young girls/hookers with crack in order to get them to sleep with him and his creeper uncle.
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    Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it SMA that got called out for blatantly copy pasting troll posts throughout threads?
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    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it SMA that got called out for blatantly copy pasting troll posts throughout threads?
    Bmack is adored like Cancer Boy on this boards. Do not shatter his hopes of SMA being a pedophile aiding crack user in real life, rather than in internet fantasy writing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I just want to say that, at this point, I really hope this is not an intentional troll. I really hope this is a disturbingly creepy human being who is admitting to plying young girls/hookers with crack in order to get them to sleep with him and his creeper uncle.
    My uncle was cool. It was his record collection that turned me into the person I am today.
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    ... for completely unrelated reasons, does your uncle ever hand over a bunch of crack nowadays? Cause you might have found a way to get me to be nice to you.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... for completely unrelated reasons, does your uncle ever hand over a bunch of crack nowadays? Cause you might have found a way to get me to be nice to you.
    He's dead.
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    That sucks. Did he die from shame? (re: you)
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    That sucks. Did he die from shame? (re: you)
    Old age. He was about 300 in dog years.
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    Old age. He was about 300 in dog years.
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but when did 42 become old age?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    When you start using meth at 22

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but when did 42 become old age?
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    When you start using meth at 22
    Okay, so Santa wants to be a wise guy...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Vigo has the appearance of someone who's never been broke. Our unborn daughters should be so lucky. Rsw has the air of someone who will write an unpublishable screenplay centered around duping women into fucking you, even when you haven't had a cent to your name in or a dozen years. Am I looking too far into the future on this one? No buts. I'd rather have Costanza sweating over my daughter than a street rat. Unfortunately, Aladdin doesn't find a magic lamp or have a winning battle with morality in this picture.
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    It was so much easier when I was in high school and my uncle would give me a handful of rocks every weekend. I never really got into crack but the chicks would just flip over it. I would have to share some of them with him but it was a lot of fun and a hell of an education in the way the world really works.
    He had me up until this point. Seemed totally real and then he blew it.

    Suggestion for the next forum you troll: Keep the stories pathetic/weird but real-sounding. Don't veer off into outlandish territory because there are always a number of people with above-average IQs who will call bullshit, and the illusion will be ruined.
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    A number of people with above-average IQ's?
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    He had me up until this point. Seemed totally real and then he blew it.

    Suggestion for the next forum you troll: Keep the stories pathetic/weird but real-sounding. Don't veer off into outlandish territory because there are always a number of people with above-average IQs who will call bullshit, and the illusion will be ruined.
    This was 1987. Idiot.
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    Maybe I'm a sucker, lord knows certain douchebags have duped me recently (Rick), but I actually believe the kid.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Where did it all go wrong?

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
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    I went from zero to juggling three females in a matter of weeks. I don't feel great about it mainly because I couldn't imagine hurting anyone one of them, let alone all of them. One is a soft spirited, (mostly) innocent 18 year old, one is an absolute beauty from China, 31 with a 5 year old son, and the other is a 28 year old... acquaintance. Sex w the 18 yr old is great, but being 28, I'm not looking to get into a long term with an 18 year old. The one that is 28 is horribly overweight, and call me shallow, but I have no interest in that. The one I'm into the most, the one from China, lives an hour away with no traffic and has a son...not ideal for getting into a long term.

    Truth be told, actual sex is only happening so far with the 18 year old. I've got a thing for Asians and this woman is by far the most pretty/mature I've come across. But my god has this woman been through the ringer during her life, I've got no place fucking around with her.
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    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

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    So how'd the 28 year old come into play?
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    So how'd the 28 year old come into play?
    Friend of a friend type of thing. I'm not overly worried about that situation, after this weekend I'm pretty sure she understands nothing is going to happen. I just shouldn't have led her on for the couple weeks that I did.
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    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Where did it all go wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    I went from zero to juggling three females in a matter of weeks.
    When it rains it pours.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    Platitudes - brought to you by ThatGirl.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
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    When it rains it generally does not pour.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    With dating I think it does. Most people I know will have huge dry spells and then suddenly have multiple options all in a short time frame.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    It just mists, for months and months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    With dating I think it does. Most people I know will have huge dry spells and then suddenly have multiple options all in a short time frame.
    I'm not objecting to the observation, I'm objecting to the expression. It is a dumb expression.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    why do people "choose" you on okcupid and then never send a message? what does the "chosen" thing mean? i really only use the messenger.
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    When it shines it suns.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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