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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Here's a little story. Been with my woman for over 8 years. We have 2 kids. I am the stay at home dad, she works and brings home the Flinstones sized slabs of bacon. She did all of this willingly and knowingly. Wait for it...all out of wedlock! Oh shit! Not a sperm donor, not a work slave. And we are living happily ever after.
    Excellent. And other folks live happily ever after on communes. All I'm saying is that women in those situations, form my own experiences with people I know, typically have very differant intentions than the mother of your child.

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    I think the point you're really making, Vigo, is that Armenian women are greedy cunts.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    That's a terrible circle you roll in, Vigo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I think the point you're really making, Vigo, is that Armenian women are greedy cunts.
    It's too expensive to divorce Armenian women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    That's a terrible circle you roll in, Vigo.
    Most all the people I know with kids are married and happy. Most all the people I know who had kids out of wedlock are miserable. I'm not saying that there aren't exceptions, but it's kind of common sense to marry first and then procreate.

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    That's not common sense, that's traditionalism. Common sense involves application of what seems reasonable. What seems reasonable evolves as we evolve and our needs and norms evolve.

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    I think Tom said it right: "the alternative is tribalism"

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    We're all pathetic virgins at heart. I can't imagine what women would have fucked us. Also, when I say us/we, I mean the majority of you. =)

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    God damn you're stupid

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    Had an awesome night with my hookup last night. It came down to the wire as it was the last possible day to do anything with anyone until like the middle of the month. I feel so much better now.
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    ... aren't you a guy? Why do you have any monthly restrictions on when you can do things?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Come on man, we've established that the only pussy SlowMotionTrollpocalypse gets is monetarily acquired.

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    Did he literally buy himself one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... aren't you a guy? Why do you have any monthly restrictions on when you can do things?
    I am massively busy every night for awhile now with perhaps an occasional night set aside for an early bedtime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Come on man, we've established that the only pussy SlowMotionTrollpocalypse gets is monetarily acquired.
    I will never understand why you are so mean to me.
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    Well that's even more curious. Do you think he just has the one whore he's willing to deal with and she's going on vacation or something? I mean, part of the fun of going to whores would seem to be the variety, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I wasn't being mean, I literally thought it was a paycheck related issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Well that's even more curious. Do you think he just has the one whore he's willing to deal with and she's going on vacation or something? I mean, part of the fun of going to whores would seem to be the variety, right?
    She's not a full time escort/streetwalker whatever.

    Been shopping for variety but when I really wanna bust a nut and find a cool chick that feels safe just coming to my apartment then you just gotta go with the sure thing. I have been looking around for a few weeks and never felt anything that feels right. It doesn't help that Craigslist has started anonymizing both ends of the conversation for the duration until I can get someone to cough up a real email.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I wasn't being mean, I literally thought it was a paycheck related issue.
    I have plenty of money. I don't want to post my schedule here since it's still pretty fluid but there are a lot of shows in March. The only nights I am not going out will be when I am just too tired to deal with.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    She's not a full time escort/streetwalker whatever.

    Been shopping for variety but when I really wanna bust a nut and find a cool chick that feels safe just coming to my apartment then you just gotta go with the sure thing. I have been looking around for a few weeks and never felt anything that feels right. It doesn't help that Craigslist has started anonymizing both ends of the conversation for the duration until I can get someone to cough up a real email.
    I don't understand the last part of this. What's your issue with how craigslist does the email? I don't get it.

    Also, all the whores moved to backpage.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I don't understand the last part of this. What's your issue with how craigslist does the email? I don't get it.
    It's fun to reverse search the emails. REAL whores use total trick/fake info. Regular chicks a little short on the rent or the phone bill sometimes don't,

    Also, all the whores moved to backpage.
    Real whores - boring.

    Chicks giving hand jobs for weed money or aspiring actresses raising money on the down low (really almost every actress who ever lived) - FUN! My regular is a model/actress with an IMDB page with plenty of small parts. If she went full pro she could charge a fortune.
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    That's... weird. PM me this chick's IMDB page, I swear I won't post it but I gotta see what you're dealing with here.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    That's... weird. PM me this chick's IMDB page, I swear I won't post it but I gotta see what you're dealing with here.
    wait, what?
    Last edited by SlowMotionApocalypse; 03-01-2013 at 03:13 PM.
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    Because Randy is the expert.

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    Oh I see now, you're a fucking creepo who goes searching for information about your whores' real lives. Well isn't that just fucking unnerving as shit.

    Give me her imdb page and I'll be nice about it. Deny me and you shall regret it.

    Also, girls putting out so that guys will support them is not a secret. It's called society, and it's been going on for a long time.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Oh I see now, you're a fucking creepo who goes searching for information about your whores' real lives. Well isn't that just fucking unnerving as shit.
    I'm a creep, the anthem of my generation

    Give me her imdb page and I'll be nice about it. Deny me and you shall regret it.
    Request denied

    Also, girls putting out so that guys will support them is not a secret. It's called society, and it's been going on for a long time.
    See, I knew I didn't have anything to be ashamed of.
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    Obviously you feel you do have something to be ashamed of, that's why you're so concerned with getting "nice" girls instead of just embracing your whoremongering lifestyle.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Obviously you feel you do have something to be ashamed of, that's why you're so concerned with getting "nice" girls instead of just embracing your whoremongering lifestyle.
    Thrill of the hunt.
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    Wrong. Shame.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Because that's not creepy AT ALL.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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