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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I'm know I'm old, but I also think Depeche Mode is good make out music.
    Probably because it leads to s & m...

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    DM is sooooo not S & M.

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    Supre must go to the lamest gay bars. They're all hanging out in leather pants and band shirts, listening to Depeche Mode, awkwardly going around and being snotty about each others' whips but all too afraid to take their dicks out.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    And taking pictures . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I'm know I'm old, but I also think Depeche Mode is good make out music.
    ahhh yes it is, <3 you coachella 2006 <3
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    And taking pictures . . .
    L

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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    Sometimes it can be a bit much and the sensation causes me to start laughing which can be really awkward if the girl takes it the wrong way....
    "Hey xanman, what do boobs feel like?"

    xanman - "uhh...a bag of sand."

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    I'm picturing Xanman and Supre finding each other at the S & P (Sado-Photography) bar they frequent, showing each other their favorite shots on their viewfinders, and then finally after doing the dance for a long while they abscond off to a back room to get down to business. They each pull out unimpressive and weird-colored penises. They try their best to jerk each other off, but both are so frighteningly autistic and incapable of reading other people's emotions or body language that they have no fucking clue how to pleasure another person. Neither even achieves a semi-erection. They leave in an uncomfortable silence.






    This still gets recorded in both their diaries as the most exciting night of their entire lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Whoa.
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I'm picturing Xanman and Supre finding each other at the S & P (Sado-Photography) bar they frequent, showing each other their favorite shots on their viewfinders, and then finally after doing the dance for a long while they abscond off to a back room to get down to business. They each pull out unimpressive and weird-colored penises. They try their best to jerk each other off, but both are so frighteningly autistic and incapable of reading other people's emotions or body language that they have no fucking clue how to pleasure another person. Neither even achieves a semi-erection. They leave in an uncomfortable silence.
    How often do you picture this and how furiously are you beating off while doing so? Do you cry simultaneously?

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    I'm crying.

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    See that? Women cry over me and all I have to do is type.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Dating is a pain in the ass. Why am I supposed to care about this again?

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    Because you really, really need to get laid. It's not the end all be all of life, but YOU SIR... really need to get it out of your system.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I'm crying over the nightmares I'm going to have of Xan & Supre in leather & chains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Because you really, really need to get laid. It's not the end all be all of life, but YOU SIR... really need to get it out of your system.
    So why does this require dating?

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    It doesn't.

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    It doesn't. You should just get over the bullshit already and get a whore. They're nice people, they're familiar with your situation, and they'll get you past the uncomfortable phase of things so that you won't be so damn nervous and full of weird neurotic bullshit.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Either way it seems like it requires a lot of work.

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    Yes, work will be part of the scenario. It always should be.


    You shouldn't need to pay a professional.

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    I'm not getting a whore.

    I don't know if I should call the girl I went on the date with back, part of me feels like I should give her another chance, the other part can't be assed. I mean if we didn't click the first time why would seeing her again help?

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    What's the gain in not calling her?

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    But why bother putting in all this annoying effort when he could just get over this stupid hurdle of the "first." Don't act like whores can't be loving, caring people. I WAS a whore.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    People PAID for you!!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    I'm not getting a whore.
    why the hell not? That's what happened to me. I was 19 and in Moscow. The friends of my friends who were showing us around got us whores. I didnt want to at first but then they kept say "what's wrong with this guy, why doesn't he want to fuck the whore?" and so I did. And that was that. Easy. Fun. We all laugh about it today as epic times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    People PAID for you!!?
    ... I'm not getting into it, but yeah.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Those must have been good days.

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    Wasn't a bad way to make money. I was picking up independent work as a Reiki massage therapist. Turned out in this city, you'll get at least a couple of clients who are really just bored housewives. When you're already a cute young guy and you're really fucking good with your hands, most of these clients will want the same thing men want when they get massages.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    It'll happen naturally at some point and be awkward as hell and I won't have to pay for it. Big deal.

    All the stuff from earlier in the year where I was talking about how I don't want to have sex with someone unless I love her was bullshit emotional baggage from my last relationship. I've since realized how bogus it was.

    Look, my biggest problem is that it takes me a while to warm up to people. It takes me about 6 months to get to feel like I can act naturally around them. With women it's probably more. It's not because sex is on my mind or isn't, it's because I feel like I'm constantly being judged.

    I'm getting better though. I'm learning to stop caring as much and actually have fun with it. Flirt. Tease. Be a dick. I feel like I'm actually finally living through my early 20s right now where I'm starting to figure shit out.

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