My hookup just wrote me yesterday. She has a new number and hasn't checked her email in a few weeks. Hopefully we can set something up next week, I am busy until then.
I can't tell if chairmenmeow47 is m or f, mainly because that's what I looked like when I was 25.
"why are you so annoying" TheKlein25
Im not sure why but the phrase "bitch tits" turns me on.
So... there's a way I can prove I haven't been the greasy dbag at the bar/club- I'm too much of a wuss at those establishments to be that way. So, with that beng said: I frequent a place where it seems almost every time I go there, there's this unbelievably lovely lady that I see there as well. Stinkbutt knows of this place. So. After a year+ of seeing this girl there, I finally muster up the balls to say "hi" tonight. We make small talk, exchange names (because we all know "Gretchen" is a great name for a woman of Asian descent), and I try to get to know her a little. She's seeing someone. Maybe she really is. Maybe she always was. But maybe if i hit on her months ago she wasn't. But maybe I crashed and burned and she either never had any interest or I just had nothing good to say and decided she had no interest. Kinda bummed. Time for a dating site. If y'all wanna ridicule me for that one time... I deserve it...
I just assumed "seeing someone" either means she really is (although I don't think I've ever seen him), or it's the polite way of saying "get the fuck away from me, psycho"
Yeah be a douche and live a day as rts
Fuck a 6 like Guadita that personality adds at least 3 for me
3/8: Voices from the Lake LIVE @ Monarch
3/17: Forest Swords @ The Independent
3/19: Tycho @ The Catalyst
3/22: St. Vincent @ The Fox
3/22: Dance Mania & Mister Saturday Night @ PW
3/23: Kraftwerk @ The Fox
4/6: Trentemoller @ Mezzanine
4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
I think sexually speaking, I would rate my experiences with Guedi to be about a four. Would have been an eight, but she stole all my Norcos while she was going down on me and then "conveniently" fell asleep right before the anal was going to commence.
Well maybe the ice wasn't broken but I at least introduced myself... for better or worse
For better or for worse? What's so fucking bad about introducing yourself? The world's not going to end.
I agree with you. Which is why I packed condoms and a change of clothes for tonight's date. And even shaved my balls.
Go get 'em, iceyhotstuff!
...How does one nonchalantly bring a change of clothes on a date?
I thought I would leave that in my car trunk. MIND BLOWING I KNOW.
Leave it in the car?
Jinx. You owe me a Coke in April, Icey.
Oh, I forgot people have cars. Hahahaaa.