It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[ThatGirl]

You are right. I always pronounce it with the extra drunk slurred S though. "Carlothsrossthsi"

My parents are fans of the Carlo Rossi jug but they always serve it from a smaller wine decanter so they don't look like drunks.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

My hookup just wrote me yesterday. She has a new number and hasn't checked her email in a few weeks. Hopefully we can set something up next week, I am busy until then.

I can't tell if chairmenmeow47 is m or f, mainly because that's what I looked like when I was 25.

[chairmenmeow47]

i'm a dude, i just like long hair

[marooko]

Well shit, your a good looking dude.

[Dogvolta]

i'm a dude, i just like long hair

and great tits apparently.

[chairmenmeow47]

BITCH TITS

[ENluv12]

Now THAT'S hot.

[NachoCat]

Im not sure why but the phrase "bitch tits" turns me on.

[fiopadp7791]

So... there's a way I can prove I haven't been the greasy dbag at the bar/club- I'm too much of a wuss at those establishments to be that way. So, with that beng said: I frequent a place where it seems almost every time I go there, there's this unbelievably lovely lady that I see there as well. Stinkbutt knows of this place. So. After a year+ of seeing this girl there, I finally muster up the balls to say "hi" tonight. We make small talk, exchange names (because we all know "Gretchen" is a great name for a woman of Asian descent), and I try to get to know her a little. She's seeing someone. Maybe she really is. Maybe she always was. But maybe if i hit on her months ago she wasn't. But maybe I crashed and burned and she either never had any interest or I just had nothing good to say and decided she had no interest. Kinda bummed. Time for a dating site. If y'all wanna ridicule me for that one time... I deserve it...

[RotationSlimWang]

... so she's seeming somebody. So what?

[RotationSlimWang]

Dude, if I passed by every chick who was "seeing someone" my numbers would be way lower. Hang around, you'll be the attractive alternative when the guy she's seeing turns out to be a dickbag.

[fiopadp7791]

I just assumed "seeing someone" either means she really is (although I don't think I've ever seen him), or it's the polite way of saying "get the fuck away from me, psycho"

[RotationSlimWang]

It could be the latter, and if it is you'll find out more clearly soon enough. In the meantime, be charming and flirt.

[MostlyMellow]

Yeah be a douche and live a day as rts

[MostlyMellow]

Fuck a 6 like Guadita that personality adds at least 3 for me

[RotationSlimWang]

Yay! Yet another incoherent dipshit is posting! Woo!

[guedita]

Fuck a 6 like Guadita that personality adds at least 3 for me

You spelled my name wrong, asshole.

[Zafocaine]

You spelled my name wrong, asshole.

Do a google image search of "guedita." Based on the results for "Zafocaine," I'm sure you'll find it depressing.

[RotationSlimWang]

I think sexually speaking, I would rate my experiences with Guedi to be about a four. Would have been an eight, but she stole all my Norcos while she was going down on me and then "conveniently" fell asleep right before the anal was going to commence.

[Zafocaine]

I think sexually speaking, I would rate my experiences with Guedi to be about a four. Would have been an eight, but she stole all my Norcos while she was going down on me and then "conveniently" fell asleep right before the anal was going to commence.

Do a google image search of "RotationalSlimWang." Based on the results for "Zafocaine," I'm sure you'll kill yourself.

[fiopadp7791]

It could be the latter, and if it is you'll find out more clearly soon enough. In the meantime, be charming and flirt.

We both frequent the place, so I'll definitely see her again more sooner than later. At least the super awkward breaking of the ice was done last night, so if I see her I can at least say "hey" (I'll try not to sound too much like the Fonz when I say it) if we pass by each other.

Well maybe the ice wasn't broken but I at least introduced myself... for better or worse

[IceyHotshot]

For better or for worse? What's so fucking bad about introducing yourself? The world's not going to end.

[RotationSlimWang]

... YOU of all fucking people say that, Icey? What's so fucking bad about just having sex already? The world's not going to end.

[IceyHotshot]

I agree with you. Which is why I packed condoms and a change of clothes for tonight's date. And even shaved my balls.

[algunz]

Go get 'em, iceyhotstuff!

[Courtney]

...How does one nonchalantly bring a change of clothes on a date?

[IceyHotshot]

I thought I would leave that in my car trunk. MIND BLOWING I KNOW.

[algunz]

Leave it in the car?


Jinx. You owe me a Coke in April, Icey.

[Courtney]

Oh, I forgot people have cars. Hahahaaa.

[RotationSlimWang]

Did you bring a change of clothes for the date or because you're expecting to be staying out all night?