It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[guedita]

Has anyone ever seen an attractive woman work at an Albertsons?

[xanman86]

Has anyone ever seen an attractive woman work at an Albertsons?

Yes. However, I was working and she was shopping.

[RotationSlimWang]

Xan, what kind of smooth lines do you have to explain what the fuck is wrong with your face?

[guedita]

Hot chicks don't really shop at Albertsons either.

[xanman86]

Xan, what kind of smooth lines do you have to explain what the fuck is wrong with your face?

I can only think of one thing that is a little weird about my face and trust me no one on this board has ever mentioned it.

[xuclarockerx]

Has anyone ever been to the Stir mixer events put on by Match? They're doing a "game night" tonight, relatively nearby. It might be too late for me to attend this one but I'd be curious to hear others' experiences in this regard.

[RotationSlimWang]

Are you fucking kidding me? Everything about your face is weird. But especially your chin and cheeks and eyes and hair.

[Miroir Noir]

This conversation makes me nostalgic for the halcyon days of several weeks ago when xanman was the most obnoxious regular poster. As opposed to now, where he doesn't even break the top ten.

[RotationSlimWang]

No, he's still up there.

[xanman86]

No I don't usually post that often, it was mainly the rumors thread that got me in the top 10 post count.


Randy- The chick who plays Marnie on GIRLS and I would make beautiful buttchinned babies.

[RotationSlimWang]

No, you wouldn't, because I happen to know that that actress has a fear of autistic people and you would freak her the fuck out.

[xanman86]

No, you wouldn't, because I happen to know that that actress has a fear of autistic people and you would freak her the fuck out.

Continuing my epic eye roll reaction one post at a time, Randy.

[IceyHotshot]

Speaking of obnoxious, sorry for my earlier - and completely insufferable - behavior in this thread previously. It came from caring too much and a lack of confidence, things that I dont worry about much anymore.

And xanman, you're a nice dude so dont take this the wrong way, but your chin hole has its own gravitational field.

[M Sparks]

Has anyone ever seen an attractive woman work at an Albertsons?

Yes. However, I was working and she was shopping.

You don't know what words mean, do you? It's cute.

[M Sparks]

I thought maybe "Superstore" was a regional expression in Alaska, but there it is in Michigan too. I'd like to see the data on this.

[mountmccabe]

You don't know what words mean, do you? It's cute.

Actually it was Cara who misread. Xanax brought up that he, while working at Albertson's in the past, had met a woman.

[chairmenmeow47]

I thought maybe "Superstore" was a regional expression in Alaska, but there it is in Michigan too. I'd like to see the data on this.

i'm guessing a high number of elitist super heroes with their own costco membership type stores

[M Sparks]

Actually it was Cara who misread. Xanax brought up that he, while working at Albertson's in the past, had met a woman.

You don't know. Maybe she was asking an tangential demographic question.

[guedita]

Actually it was Cara who misread. Xanax brought up that he, while working at Albertson's in the past, had met a woman.

He had mentioned that he had lost his virginity while working at Albertson's. I assumed it was to one of those dowdy looking gals who works in the bakery section, you know, the ones that look like they are just barely able to tie the laces on their black New Balance sneakers.

[RotationSlimWang]

There is no fucking way in hell Xan has ever seen a vagina. Are you guys kidding seriously entertaining this notion?

[unit300021]

Well I mean there is rape of drunk girls to make him have sex. But more likely just fat and or ugly girls desperate enough to look past the butt chin. Or maybe girls are into that up in the bay area.

[RotationSlimWang]

I'm not even getting into the ugliness of the face, I'm just speaking about the personality here. Fucking NOTHING about that dude will ever make anyone wet. It just can't happen.

[getbetter]

Maybe he lost his voice for a couple days and went to a party

[guedita]

You guys are being mean -- plenty of tattered women stumbling into Albertsons right when they open to buy their day's jug of Carlos Rossi would be happy to bend over for xanman.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Ahhhhh.. The evening flogging is it.

[Devin the Dude]

It's Carlo Rossi you classless... I don't really have anything mean to say.

[guedita]

You are right. I always pronounce it with the extra drunk slurred S though. "Carlothsrossthsi"

[Devin the Dude]

I think you're just confused by the E-40 song:

[OnlyNonStranger]

i'm guessing a high number of elitist super heroes with their own costco membership type stores

It's Canadian and about halfway between Walmart and Target.

[Santa]

it's so worth it though! this took two hours to undo. *edit* sorry this is so big, TAKE A LOOK AT MY SHITTY HAIR EVERYONE

I'd jizz it.