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    Has anyone ever seen an attractive woman work at an Albertsons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Has anyone ever seen an attractive woman work at an Albertsons?
    Yes. However, I was working and she was shopping.

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    Xan, what kind of smooth lines do you have to explain what the fuck is wrong with your face?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Hot chicks don't really shop at Albertsons either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Xan, what kind of smooth lines do you have to explain what the fuck is wrong with your face?
    I can only think of one thing that is a little weird about my face and trust me no one on this board has ever mentioned it.

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    Has anyone ever been to the Stir mixer events put on by Match? They're doing a "game night" tonight, relatively nearby. It might be too late for me to attend this one but I'd be curious to hear others' experiences in this regard.

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    Are you fucking kidding me? Everything about your face is weird. But especially your chin and cheeks and eyes and hair.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    This conversation makes me nostalgic for the halcyon days of several weeks ago when xanman was the most obnoxious regular poster. As opposed to now, where he doesn't even break the top ten.
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    No, he's still up there.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    No I don't usually post that often, it was mainly the rumors thread that got me in the top 10 post count.


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    No, you wouldn't, because I happen to know that that actress has a fear of autistic people and you would freak her the fuck out.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    No, you wouldn't, because I happen to know that that actress has a fear of autistic people and you would freak her the fuck out.
    Continuing my epic eye roll reaction one post at a time, Randy.

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    Speaking of obnoxious, sorry for my earlier - and completely insufferable - behavior in this thread previously. It came from caring too much and a lack of confidence, things that I dont worry about much anymore.

    And xanman, you're a nice dude so dont take this the wrong way, but your chin hole has its own gravitational field.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Has anyone ever seen an attractive woman work at an Albertsons?
    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    Yes. However, I was working and she was shopping.
    You don't know what words mean, do you? It's cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    I thought maybe "Superstore" was a regional expression in Alaska, but there it is in Michigan too. I'd like to see the data on this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    You don't know what words mean, do you? It's cute.
    Actually it was Cara who misread. Xanax brought up that he, while working at Albertson's in the past, had met a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I thought maybe "Superstore" was a regional expression in Alaska, but there it is in Michigan too. I'd like to see the data on this.
    i'm guessing a high number of elitist super heroes with their own costco membership type stores
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    Actually it was Cara who misread. Xanax brought up that he, while working at Albertson's in the past, had met a woman.
    You don't know. Maybe she was asking an tangential demographic question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    Actually it was Cara who misread. Xanax brought up that he, while working at Albertson's in the past, had met a woman.
    He had mentioned that he had lost his virginity while working at Albertson's. I assumed it was to one of those dowdy looking gals who works in the bakery section, you know, the ones that look like they are just barely able to tie the laces on their black New Balance sneakers.

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    There is no fucking way in hell Xan has ever seen a vagina. Are you guys kidding seriously entertaining this notion?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Well I mean there is rape of drunk girls to make him have sex. But more likely just fat and or ugly girls desperate enough to look past the butt chin. Or maybe girls are into that up in the bay area.
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    I'm not even getting into the ugliness of the face, I'm just speaking about the personality here. Fucking NOTHING about that dude will ever make anyone wet. It just can't happen.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Maybe he lost his voice for a couple days and went to a party

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    You guys are being mean -- plenty of tattered women stumbling into Albertsons right when they open to buy their day's jug of Carlos Rossi would be happy to bend over for xanman.

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    Ahhhhh.. The evening flogging is it.

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    It's Carlo Rossi you classless... I don't really have anything mean to say.
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    You are right. I always pronounce it with the extra drunk slurred S though. "Carlothsrossthsi"

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    I think you're just confused by the E-40 song:

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i'm guessing a high number of elitist super heroes with their own costco membership type stores
    It's Canadian and about halfway between Walmart and Target.

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    it's so worth it though! this took two hours to undo. *edit* sorry this is so big, TAKE A LOOK AT MY SHITTY HAIR EVERYONE

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