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    it's so worth it though! this took two hours to undo. *edit* sorry this is so big, TAKE A LOOK AT MY SHITTY HAIR EVERYONE
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    This is why i like to put a bag over the girl's head
    Paper or plastic?

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    Replace the pumpkin with pumpkin pie and I'd say she's a winner.

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    That's a guy.

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    Psh, you say that just because he has large, mannish, hairy arms and broad, masculine shoulders.
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    That's a guy.
    Who ever said Xanman liked women?

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    He's almost as obvious of a closet case as you.
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    I hate the most when i find randy funny...well second to when I agree with him

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I hate the most when i find randy funny...well second to when I agree with him
    The absolute worst is when you're laughing your ass off and realize you were the butt of his joke...

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    Did the Randy fan club meeting at the American Legion get cancelled, forcing you to move it to this thread? Take a hike, goons.

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    aw patrick, *high five* that is so good to hear

    and re: the hair. it's not about making the guy wait, it's that i can't wait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Psh, you say that just because he has large, mannish, hairy arms and broad, masculine shoulders.
    And a bulging penis.

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    Actually it was the giant pumpkin in his hands that gave it away for me.

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    Haven't had a good okC email in a while, but this was definitely worth sharing.

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    Walmart.
    Also, how do you have a missed connection at home, Indiana?


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    damn, guess i better get to LA fitness. i also wanna hear more about state-fair hook-ups. "how 'bout that giant hog you got there"
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    I saw that but missed "At Home". Wow.

    Also that "Site of Missed Connections by median age of poster" doesn't make any sense. Of those three only Bar shows up as #1 for a state and it's only for three relatively low population states. Why isn't Walmart one of those? It's #1 in 15 states including TX, FL and OH.
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    What does "at home" mean? You hold a house party and don't know some of the people that came?
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    I saw that but missed "At Home". Wow.

    Also that "Site of Missed Connections by median age of poster" doesn't make any sense. Of those three only Bar shows up as #1 for a state and it's only for three relatively low population states. Why isn't Walmart one of those? It's #1 in 15 states including TX, FL and OH.
    I mean, do you need video proof? It's probably an "alternative lifestyle" thing. Some states don't exactly enjoy people who live an "alternative lifestyle" trying to pick up in their bars. I would imagine that Texas would be one of those states.

    At home. You never had a brother/sister/cousin/parent bring company over that you wanted to have something with, but for various reasons couldn't? I can think of a few good ones off the top of my head, recent, and past. Sometimes it's not a good idea to make time with a friend's sister/ brother/ cousin. Sounds pretty reasonable to me.

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    Wal-Mart!!!! Really !!!

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    I hate Wal-mart so much. I don't go there often, but when I do, I always regret it.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I hate Wal-Mart, but mostly cus I get hit on soooo much there.

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    how do you miss someone in your car? "hey, i was trying to car-jack you. you had this sweet and innocent look of surprise on your face. i instantly tried to win your love by pointing a gun in your face, but you drove off. wherever can i find you?!?!"
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    i'm usually kind of embarrassed for being at walmart, so I don't make eye contact with anyone, and I gtfo as soon as I can.

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    Ivy... maybe like at a red light?
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    The search isn't going to well. Hope to find someone next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Walmart.
    Also, how do you have a missed connection at home, Indiana?

    Not sure about love but I found sex in at least 4 of these settings. Obviously college campus is one but I have also picked up women on the bus in davis since it was mainly college chicks anyway and while working at Albertsons I lost my virginity (supermarket). As for "at home" one weekend my ex roomates had a friend over who slept in their spare bed the first night but she ended up in mine for the following two.

    I've never been good at picking up women at bars or the gym (not that I've seen the inside of one in ages...)

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    ... Xanman thinks we're going to believe that he picks up women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    I've never been good at picking up women at bars or the gym (not that I've seen the inside of one in ages...)
    Not that anyone's cared about your life in ages...
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