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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Replace the pumpkin with pumpkin pie and I'd say she's a winner.

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    That's a guy.

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    Psh, you say that just because he has large, mannish, hairy arms and broad, masculine shoulders.
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    That's a guy.
    Who ever said Xanman liked women?

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    He's almost as obvious of a closet case as you.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I hate the most when i find randy funny...well second to when I agree with him
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I hate the most when i find randy funny...well second to when I agree with him
    The absolute worst is when you're laughing your ass off and realize you were the butt of his joke...

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    Did the Randy fan club meeting at the American Legion get cancelled, forcing you to move it to this thread? Take a hike, goons.

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    aw patrick, *high five* that is so good to hear

    and re: the hair. it's not about making the guy wait, it's that i can't wait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Psh, you say that just because he has large, mannish, hairy arms and broad, masculine shoulders.
    And a bulging penis.

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    Actually it was the giant pumpkin in his hands that gave it away for me.

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    Haven't had a good okC email in a while, but this was definitely worth sharing.

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    Walmart.
    Also, how do you have a missed connection at home, Indiana?


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    damn, guess i better get to LA fitness. i also wanna hear more about state-fair hook-ups. "how 'bout that giant hog you got there"
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    I saw that but missed "At Home". Wow.

    Also that "Site of Missed Connections by median age of poster" doesn't make any sense. Of those three only Bar shows up as #1 for a state and it's only for three relatively low population states. Why isn't Walmart one of those? It's #1 in 15 states including TX, FL and OH.
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    What does "at home" mean? You hold a house party and don't know some of the people that came?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    I saw that but missed "At Home". Wow.

    Also that "Site of Missed Connections by median age of poster" doesn't make any sense. Of those three only Bar shows up as #1 for a state and it's only for three relatively low population states. Why isn't Walmart one of those? It's #1 in 15 states including TX, FL and OH.
    I mean, do you need video proof? It's probably an "alternative lifestyle" thing. Some states don't exactly enjoy people who live an "alternative lifestyle" trying to pick up in their bars. I would imagine that Texas would be one of those states.

    At home. You never had a brother/sister/cousin/parent bring company over that you wanted to have something with, but for various reasons couldn't? I can think of a few good ones off the top of my head, recent, and past. Sometimes it's not a good idea to make time with a friend's sister/ brother/ cousin. Sounds pretty reasonable to me.

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    Wal-Mart!!!! Really !!!
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    I hate Wal-mart so much. I don't go there often, but when I do, I always regret it.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I hate Wal-Mart, but mostly cus I get hit on soooo much there.

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    how do you miss someone in your car? "hey, i was trying to car-jack you. you had this sweet and innocent look of surprise on your face. i instantly tried to win your love by pointing a gun in your face, but you drove off. wherever can i find you?!?!"
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    i'm usually kind of embarrassed for being at walmart, so I don't make eye contact with anyone, and I gtfo as soon as I can.

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    Ivy... maybe like at a red light?
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    The search isn't going to well. Hope to find someone next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Walmart.
    Also, how do you have a missed connection at home, Indiana?

    Not sure about love but I found sex in at least 4 of these settings. Obviously college campus is one but I have also picked up women on the bus in davis since it was mainly college chicks anyway and while working at Albertsons I lost my virginity (supermarket). As for "at home" one weekend my ex roomates had a friend over who slept in their spare bed the first night but she ended up in mine for the following two.

    I've never been good at picking up women at bars or the gym (not that I've seen the inside of one in ages...)

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    ... Xanman thinks we're going to believe that he picks up women.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    I've never been good at picking up women at bars or the gym (not that I've seen the inside of one in ages...)
    Not that anyone's cared about your life in ages...
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    Has anyone ever seen an attractive woman work at an Albertsons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Has anyone ever seen an attractive woman work at an Albertsons?
    Yes. However, I was working and she was shopping.

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    Xan, what kind of smooth lines do you have to explain what the fuck is wrong with your face?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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