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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    i do in fact notice when a girl hasn't brushed her hair during sex.
    ha, i know this is a joke from the video, but my hair gets fucking frightful during sex. sometimes it takes over an hour to get it right after.
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    JBF hair. It's the worst.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    it's so worth it though! this took two hours to undo. *edit* sorry this is so big, TAKE A LOOK AT MY SHITTY HAIR EVERYONE

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    Jesus how does that even happen

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    Jesus how does that even happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I hate brushing my hair.
    So do I. Pretty much the only times I've brushed my hair were after sex.

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    yup. That or out of the shower bc it will get too crazy.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    it's so worth it though! this took two hours to undo. *edit* sorry this is so big, TAKE A LOOK AT MY SHITTY HAIR EVERYONE

    That's when you know it was good.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Does braiding it help? Or does that just snarl in the braid? I get a big snarl on the back of my head if I have been watching a movie with my head against a pillow or chair for a while.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I get that, too. Do all of you girls have long hair... bc I feel like that happens now more than it used to, but my hair is MUCH longer.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    yup. That or out of the shower bc it will get too crazy.
    I don't even do that. I just use my fingers to get a part.
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    Does braiding it help? Or does that just snarl in the braid? I get a big snarl on the back of my head if I have been watching a movie with my head against a pillow or chair for a while.
    I'm not going to take the time to braid my hair before sex. "Hold your boner for 2 minutes while I go braid my hair."

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    Someone needs to sig that
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    My hair is not quite shoulder length and pretty thin, I still get the nasty rats nest in the back after sex. Especially the marathon sex. I just condition and brush it and it comes right out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I'm not going to take the time to braid my hair before sex. "Hold your boner for 2 minutes while I go braid my hair."
    hahahahha, yeah, sometimes i'm trying to scramble to put mein up pre-bj without them noticing. it never seems to work right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I don't even do that. I just use my fingers to get a part.

    I'm not going to take the time to braid my hair before sex. "Hold your boner for 2 minutes while I go braid my hair."
    I mean the question is can you braid and suck dick at the saw time?
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    I have tied my hair up during before, but not in braids.

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    This is why i like to put a bag over the girl's head
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    Whats saw time?
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    What kind of guys are you dating that can't maintain wood for two minutes while you do something with your hair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    What kind of guys are you dating that can't maintain wood for two minutes while you do something with your hair?
    That was kind of my thought.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Whats saw time?
    Yeah Randy, you dummy, learn how to type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    What kind of guys are you dating that can't maintain wood for two minutes while you do something with your hair?
    Lol. After some foreplay, I just don't want to stop everything to braid my hair. If my hair gets in the way, I'll just tie it in a ponytail while I'm riding him.

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    Lol. After some foreplay, I just don't want to stop everything to braid my hair. If my hair gets in the way, I'll just tie it in a ponytail while I'm riding him.
    That always works, too.
    You can't do that during the BJ?
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Hooked up with Mary Poppins guy again late last night/early this morning. We just sat around and talked before getting around to the fucking for like 2 hours and time just flew by. Definitely dig this dude and he's in total agreement that we need to get together more often. Holla.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    That always works, too.
    You can't do that during the BJ?
    I don't always give a BJ prior to sex, but if a BJ was involved, then yes, I can do that during the BJ.

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    Hooked up with Mary Poppins guy again late last night/early this morning. We just sat around and talked before getting around to the fucking for like 2 hours and time just flew by. Definitely dig this dude and he's in total agreement that we need to get together more often. Holla.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    it's so worth it though! this took two hours to undo. *edit* sorry this is so big, TAKE A LOOK AT MY SHITTY HAIR EVERYONE
    Your hair looks a lot like my hair
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    This is why i like to put a bag over the girl's head
    Paper or plastic?

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