It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[Starraven]

living alone is the best!

also, for the five people who aren't aware of the onion

http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to...-having,19984/

ROFL the hot tips on the bottom are awesome too.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

i do in fact notice when a girl hasn't brushed her hair during sex.

[ENluv12]

I hate brushing my hair.

[chairmenmeow47]

i do in fact notice when a girl hasn't brushed her hair during sex.

ha, i know this is a joke from the video, but my hair gets fucking frightful during sex. sometimes it takes over an hour to get it right after.

[ENluv12]

JBF hair. It's the worst.

[chairmenmeow47]

it's so worth it though! this took two hours to undo. *edit* sorry this is so big, TAKE A LOOK AT MY SHITTY HAIR EVERYONE

[xanman86]

Jesus how does that even happen

[Dogvolta]

Jesus how does that even happen

Passion

[Robin]

I hate brushing my hair.

So do I. Pretty much the only times I've brushed my hair were after sex.

[ENluv12]

yup. That or out of the shower bc it will get too crazy.

[ENluv12]

it's so worth it though! this took two hours to undo. *edit* sorry this is so big, TAKE A LOOK AT MY SHITTY HAIR EVERYONE

That's when you know it was good.

[amyzzz]

Does braiding it help? Or does that just snarl in the braid? I get a big snarl on the back of my head if I have been watching a movie with my head against a pillow or chair for a while.

[ENluv12]

I get that, too. Do all of you girls have long hair... bc I feel like that happens now more than it used to, but my hair is MUCH longer.

[Robin]

yup. That or out of the shower bc it will get too crazy.

I don't even do that. I just use my fingers to get a part.

Does braiding it help? Or does that just snarl in the braid? I get a big snarl on the back of my head if I have been watching a movie with my head against a pillow or chair for a while.

I'm not going to take the time to braid my hair before sex. "Hold your boner for 2 minutes while I go braid my hair."

[ENluv12]

Someone needs to sig that

[locachica73]

My hair is not quite shoulder length and pretty thin, I still get the nasty rats nest in the back after sex. Especially the marathon sex. I just condition and brush it and it comes right out.

[chairmenmeow47]

I'm not going to take the time to braid my hair before sex. "Hold your boner for 2 minutes while I go braid my hair."

hahahahha, yeah, sometimes i'm trying to scramble to put mein up pre-bj without them noticing. it never seems to work right.

[RotationSlimWang]

I don't even do that. I just use my fingers to get a part.

I'm not going to take the time to braid my hair before sex. "Hold your boner for 2 minutes while I go braid my hair."

I mean the question is can you braid and suck dick at the saw time?

[Robin]

I have tied my hair up during before, but not in braids.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

This is why i like to put a bag over the girl's head

[getbetter]

Whats saw time?

[Miroir Noir]

What kind of guys are you dating that can't maintain wood for two minutes while you do something with your hair?

[xanman86]

Pig tails make good handle bars

[ENluv12]

What kind of guys are you dating that can't maintain wood for two minutes while you do something with your hair?

That was kind of my thought.

[HotHamWater]

Whats saw time?

Yeah Randy, you dummy, learn how to type.

[Robin]

What kind of guys are you dating that can't maintain wood for two minutes while you do something with your hair?

Lol. After some foreplay, I just don't want to stop everything to braid my hair. If my hair gets in the way, I'll just tie it in a ponytail while I'm riding him.

[ENluv12]

Lol. After some foreplay, I just don't want to stop everything to braid my hair. If my hair gets in the way, I'll just tie it in a ponytail while I'm riding him.

That always works, too.
You can't do that during the BJ?

[SoulDischarge]

Hooked up with Mary Poppins guy again late last night/early this morning. We just sat around and talked before getting around to the fucking for like 2 hours and time just flew by. Definitely dig this dude and he's in total agreement that we need to get together more often. Holla.

[Robin]

That always works, too.
You can't do that during the BJ?

I don't always give a BJ prior to sex, but if a BJ was involved, then yes, I can do that during the BJ.

[Robin]

Hooked up with Mary Poppins guy again late last night/early this morning. We just sat around and talked before getting around to the fucking for like 2 hours and time just flew by. Definitely dig this dude and he's in total agreement that we need to get together more often. Holla.

HORRA!