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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I've never needed a specific day to get a blowjob. They get thrown at me like confetti in a parade.
    With all the frilly homoeroticism that metaphor implies.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Neighbors living too close to you is the same as having room mates, in my mind. I am a bit of a recluse though lol

    Most meth makers are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I kind of like having roommates. I only lived alone for about a week in between the kids moving out and me moving in with Brett & Tom. I hated that week. I heard every noise, I had bad dreams, I just knew my creepy upstairs neighbor was going to sneak in at some point and watch me sleep. Now I sleep really well, even the sounds of my roommates snoring is a bit comforting.
    But see, I won't be smoking meth.
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    I think you have me confused with someone else. I do not smoke meth, if I did I would be much skinnier.

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    I just graduated from meth addict to meth maker? How touching. I swear the people next door have a lab going. Too many late nights hearing drills at whatever o'clock. Fucked sleeping patterns and a taste for the good life, yeah, but never the meth. You have me confused with someone who claims to know what the back of your cooter feels like. Yeah, I said it. Cooter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I think you have me confused with someone else. I do not smoke meth, if I did I would be much skinnier.
    No I'm not confused, just being snarky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    Well, let's be honest here, we will both get too stuffed & drunk for any sort of sexual activity and will likely put on buffet pants and fall asleep.
    #fuckfirst
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    #fuckfirst
    ALWAYS FUCK FIRST
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    Sparks @ Ace Hotel 02/14/15
    Caribou @The Fillmore 03/01/15
    The Pop Group @ GAMH 03/11/15


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    Fuck first, ask questions later.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Hey that was great.... what's your name?
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    Sparks @ Ace Hotel 02/14/15
    Caribou @The Fillmore 03/01/15
    The Pop Group @ GAMH 03/11/15


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    The only appropriate question is why the fuck are you still here? (and then, a shooing motion)

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    lol @ thinking her right to vote extends beyond the realm of government fiction. Too cute.

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    Today would have been Nick and my 4 year anniversary. I did ok. There were a few tears for what coulda/shoulda been. But I have good friends who helped me through. I connected with an old crush. I might even ask him to be my date to my 40th birthday party. Fuck Valentines day in the face.

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    Good job, loca.

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    The problem with FuckFirst is that then ya just end up going again after dinner, etc.
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    I feel like dad-rock wouldn't get so bad of a rep if we called it pop-rock

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    That is not actually a problem. Carry on.
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    I feel like dad-rock wouldn't get so bad of a rep if we called it pop-rock

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    That is never a problem. In fact, that deserves a high five.

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    Have you heard from Nick?
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Yeah. I did. We did a back and forth thing for awhile. But he has decided being my "friend" is too difficult. He is a giant vagina.

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    fucked today in the wee hours of the morning, so pretty content and at peace with whatever right now. Some are too frisky as if trying to meet a deadline (see SoulDischarge).

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    Friends...what an asshole.

    Good for you lehorne. Are we talking prior to 4AM?
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    no, like 5am. Fingering to side perro to on top. There you go, don't want to talk about it further.

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    Helped roommate pack up and leave. Marveled at the fact that I am now living alone for the first time in all 28 years of life. Made dinner and got ready for bed. Got a call from friend asking to come over to hang and watch portlandia. We did, I put the moves on once or twice, she wasn't having many of it. Laughed about it then she left after a couple hours. She did leave two full boxes of Girl Scout cookies though.
    Didn't spend a dime. Happy she at least came by. Didn't get laid. Got cookies. I've had worse valentines while in a relationship.
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    My V-day gift was a new pipe. I will take that over flowers any day.
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    My now-ex gave me a pipe for a birthday once. Just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    The problem with FuckFirst is that then ya just end up going again after dinner, etc.
    Fuck first. Grab dinner. Fuck again. Find a movie to fuck to. Fuck. Shower/fuck. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck.

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    Then wake up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    living alone is the best!

    also, for the five people who aren't aware of the onion

    http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to...-having,19984/
    ROFL the hot tips on the bottom are awesome too.
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    i do in fact notice when a girl hasn't brushed her hair during sex.
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    I hate brushing my hair.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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