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    nice! i want to date more smart people, but they're always busy. oh law talking guy going for his PHD and who is actually taller than me, will we ever meet?!?
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    nice! i want to date more smart people, but they're always busy. oh law talking guy going for his PHD and who is actually taller than me, will we ever meet?!?
    You absolutely do not want to date a PHD student. Super busy beyond belief and flat broke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    You absolutely do not want to date a PHD student. Super busy beyond belief and flat broke.
    It's not that bad, they're the extreme cases. You can make some reasonable $$$s if you play the system right

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    Spending time with PHD students in almost any context is still for the most part utterly abysmal. I usually just zone out and imagine what it must be like to have rusty pipes plunging all of my orifices.
    Last edited by guedita; 02-07-2013 at 02:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    You absolutely do not want to date a PHD student. Super busy beyond belief and flat broke.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Spending time with PHD students in almost any context is still for the most part utterly abysmal. I usually just zone out and imagine what it must like to have rusty pipes plunging all of my orifices.
    As a former Ph.D. student, both of these sound exactly right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Spending time with PHD students in almost any context is still for the most part utterly abysmal. I usually just zone out and imagine what it must like to have rusty pipes plunging all of my orifices.
    Fair enough. I wish I could avoid them more often than I manage. Sadly I am one though.

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    Awareness is half the battle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Awareness is half the battle.
    I'm trying. I'm trying real hard.

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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clleadz View Post
    I'm trying. I'm trying real hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    That's what I was going for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    You absolutely do not want to date a PHD student. Super busy beyond belief and flat broke.
    but i'm busy too, that's what i like :-)
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    First time I heard it was about Mark Almond - in the 80's.
    One of the nkotb kids got it, too, I believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I usually just zone out and imagine what it must be like to have rusty pipes plunging all of my orifices.
    This is great imagery to use for my next meditation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Spending time with PHD students in almost any context is still for the most part utterly abysmal. I usually just zone out and imagine what it must be like to have rusty pipes plunging all of my orifices.
    I always thought it was cool having a gf who had to study in between fuck sessions. They really know how to prioritize.

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    Dear Diary,

    I've been single for only a week and a half and I am already with someone, kind of. I think it is going to be somewhat casual since she is here on a work and travel visa and I go away in June. I like her, but I hope this doesn't turn into a full on relationship.

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    It will turn into a relationship and then will end badly. Good luck.
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    Dear Reid,

    It's really easy to not get into a relationship. You just don't get into one.

    Obviously,

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    You sick, sick, serial monogamist.

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    My regular hookup seems to have moved on and I am completely and totally despondent. This is probably what being dumped feels like. I can't remember the last time I have been this desperately miserable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    My regular hookup seems to have moved on and I am completely and totally despondent. This is probably what being dumped feels like. I can't remember the last time I have been this desperately miserable.
    ego hurts. After my 3 year "seemed to have moved on" it fucked me up fierce. Over the past 5-6 months since then I've been with 5 women, but I honestly think it was time more than anything that picked me back up.
    Though I'm sure you'll be fine in a week or two, losing a regular hookup might be a bit different than losing a 3 year relationship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    ego hurts. After my 3 year "seemed to have moved on" it fucked me up fierce. Over the past 5-6 months since then I've been with 5 women, but I honestly think it was time more than anything that picked me back up.
    Though I'm sure you'll be fine in a week or two, losing a regular hookup might be a bit different than losing a 3 year relationship.
    He'll find a new hooker. Calm down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepingrock View Post
    Dear Diary,

    I've been single for only a week and a half and I am already with someone, kind of. I think it is going to be somewhat casual since she is here on a work and travel visa and I go away in June. I like her, but I hope this doesn't turn into a full on relationship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    He'll find a new hooker. Calm down.
    That's an oversimplification and not an entirely accurate one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    ego hurts. After my 3 year "seemed to have moved on" it fucked me up fierce. Over the past 5-6 months since then I've been with 5 women, but I honestly think it was time more than anything that picked me back up.
    Though I'm sure you'll be fine in a week or two, losing a regular hookup might be a bit different than losing a 3 year relationship.
    Thanks. I have never been in a 3 year relationship. I am kind of awkward so even finding regular hookups is very challenging.
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    My apologies. You will find a new slut to give weed money to in exchange for handies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    My apologies. You will find a new slut to give weed money to in exchange for handies.
    Different girl. That one is long gone too. Back to square one. This sucks.
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    I do love the idea that his hooker dumped him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I do love the idea that his hooker dumped him.
    Your money is no good here anymore. Seriously. I don't want it.

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    There is not enough money in this motherfucking world for me to see your dick even one more time.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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