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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    I can do my best to make it work if it is broken. But on a working grill, I can make a mean tri-trip.
    yum!

    my grill is like the sword in the stone. it's not broken, just cheap with no bottom vent. my dad is the only guy who has made it work. many men have tried, and i'll know the right guy has come along when he makes it work :-)

    also re: semen belly, i heard that about alanis morissette
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    why did vigo post a picture of paris?

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    I assume he means Paris Hilton for the sperm urban legend
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    i doubt it though. did you see her sex tape? she's got the sex drive of an antique ottoman.

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    if we're talking vapid attention whore sex tapes....

    kardashian > hilton
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    Kim certainly has enough body mass to hold gallons.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
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    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    I mean, in Rod's case I don't think the truth could be that far off.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Is eating another man's cum out of a pussy gay? Inquiring minds . . .
    No, not that it really matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    No, not that it really matters.
    It's super gay.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
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    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    If you're a woman, maybe.

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    I am a woman.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
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    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    Oh yea, it's easy to forget.

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    And a lesbian, apparently.

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    Eating a woman's pussy does not make you a lesbian.

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    I like the way you dine

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    Go on....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    i doubt it though. did you see her sex tape? she's got the sex drive of an antique ottoman.
    Though Kim's seemed rather sophistic

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    1 gallon=8.35 pounds
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    If you're sucking off Anapos

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    That's a lot of extra weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    1 gallon=8.35 pounds
    That is not a thing.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    If you're a woman, maybe.
    No, it's only gay to dive into a pussy gobbling for jizz if you're a man. Unless we're talking chick-jizz, but I assume we're excluding that from the conversation.

    If you hungrily seek out a load inside a vag and you're a chick... I mean, really you're just fulfilling the natural female imperative--to devour our masculine gift. You can try to fight it by being a "lesbian" or whatever, but ultimately the attraction of a fine tablespoon of Man can't pass you by.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I figured the goal wasn't the jizz but to pleasure her. The come is just lubricant at that point.

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    I figured it was just a knee jerk reaction for those suffering from protein deficiencies.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    more like throat jerk, amirite?
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    ahahaha

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    Only if she's a gusher.

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    Any woman in this thread willing to admit to having a second load dropped in her when there was probably already one still in there? Huh?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Hahahaha, who hasn't?

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    He's talking about different load sources, gunz. (Ya slut).

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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