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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Quote Originally Posted by lt.roast.a.botch View Post
    That's called sashimi for you hipsters
    your foodie hipsterism needs a little polish. You don't "make" sashimi. That's just a slice of fish. The general cuisine (and preparation of the rice itself) is called "sushi".

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    I'm definitely not a food hipster. I didn't know a slice a fish happened naturally.

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    I'll tell you what didn't happen naturally: Amy's vagina.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    your foodie hipsterism needs a little polish. You don't "make" sashimi. That's just a slice of fish. The general cuisine (and preparation of the rice itself) is called "sushi".
    California Roll is the Jack Johnson of sushi. Gunkanmaki is where the hipsters are at. Gunkanmaki with uni is Animal Collective.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Tom, would you please quote my comments about Amy's vagina so she can see them? Thanks.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    i want more men who cook. not just posessing the ability, but who actually stand in front of a stove on a regular basis. honestly, the 30 rock finale made me realize i want a stay at home dad. i'll earn the big bucks, he can have dinner & his cute ass waiting when i get home.
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    Chivalry is not dead. I choose to speak up on behalf of Amyzzz vagina. Let’s take it down a notch and move back to describing the various aspects of women’s warm juicy pocket of love sans Amyzzz.

    Thanks for the change Meow.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I too would like to speak up on behalf of Amy's vagina:

    AHH SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS HORRIBLE FATE AHH
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Randy is the Jeff Dunham of Amy's vagina jokes.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i want more men who cook. not just posessing the ability, but who actually stand in front of a stove on a regular basis. honestly, the 30 rock finale made me realize i want a stay at home dad. i'll earn the big bucks, he can have dinner & his cute ass waiting when i get home.
    Interesting, I've always wanted to find a Sugar Momma and be a stay at home dad.
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    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Interesting, I've always wanted to find a Sugar Momma and be a stay at home dad.
    Do you have a signature meal to impress her with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Where's Getbetter to go fucking nuts on me?
    Yeah Randy, how much of that pussy was freshly fill another man cum before you dive into eating that up?From how much you brag and the gossip i have heard its an awful lot.might as well change your title to Sperm Swallower
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    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/22/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


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    Is eating another man's cum out of a pussy gay? Inquiring minds . . .
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Dont forget he brags about it too ...he is banging sorts of dude's fat wifes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/22/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





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    wait, wait, WAIT, cara & trent reznor are dating?!?! i thought that pic in the pictures thread looked cozy. congratulations you two, that's so cool :-)

    and unit, if you can make my grill work, it's on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Yeah Randy, how much of that pussy was freshly fill another man cum before you dive into eating that up?From how much you brag and the gossip i have heard its an awful lot.might as well change your title to Sperm Swallower
    ... I mean, I'm assuming I've swallowed a few gallons in my days, yeah.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... I mean, I'm assuming I've swallowed a few gallons in my days, yeah.
    Its ok randy we all love you still....sort of


    But real quick is this gallons at a time we are talking about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/22/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Its ok randy we all love you still....sort of
    He's only trailing your lead by a gallon. You better get busy

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Its ok randy we all love you still....sort of

    But real quick is this gallons at a time we are talking about?
    Tell you what, Zack, I got a lesson for you:

    I don't give a shit whether or not you love me. You're a dummie. You have no fucking clue what's going on or what being funny is or any of it.

    I'm friendly with your now girlfriend because she is actually my intellectual peer, more or less. She and I can make whatever jokes we want about each other because we're both funny, and we understand what it is to have a sense of humor about yourself.

    The fact that you're too fucking dumb to realize when something is just a joke and you take offense at something I said to Cara that she--because she has a brain--knows is just a joke does not entitle you to jump to her defense. It's embarrassing. And for you to then decide that because you're offended at a joke I made with your girlfriend--because I'm friends with HER, not YOU, dipshit--then makes it okay for you to somehow get back at ME by saying something rude about MY girlfriend because that's the only way your pea-sized brain can think to try to get revenge...

    Do you see how that's inappropriate? I don't give a shit how you feel about what I say when I'm talking to my smart friends just because you're now dating one of them. You're not qualified to have an opinion.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Relax randy i didnt even know you had a girlfriend,nor do I care and i hope you can respect this one.its a message board and i saw something STUPID you posted and I wasnt even defending Cara..i feel weird that your all fluster because someone said something inapproiate to you.AND YOU CANT TAKE IT.Also I would go lightly on the funny part.
    Last edited by getbetter; 02-06-2013 at 06:37 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/22/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





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    Just musing on the topic of gallons, sperm, and other bodily fluid, how come we never hear about slutty celebs getting their stomachs pumped for being loaded with gallons of sperm any more? Those were fun, terrifying urban legends that I think the youth should be exposed to.

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    They make for pretty decent math problems, too.

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Just stick to talking dumb, incoherent shit with the other dummies. Don't open that cocksucker you call a mouth about something you don't know anything about unless you're ready to face the retribution. And believe me, you're not. You'll hate it.

    I remember that rumor being spread about Lil Kim, who else had it going? Lady Gaga I think might have gotten it at some point?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Brittany Spears for sure
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    I remember the first time I heard it was Lil Kim and for whatever reason it seemed fairly reasonable.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Very revealing

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    LOL! <33
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    and unit, if you can make my grill work, it's on!
    I can do my best to make it work if it is broken. But on a working grill, I can make a mean tri-trip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I remember that rumor being spread about Lil Kim, who else had it going? Lady Gaga I think might have gotten it at some point?
    Rod Stewart. back in the day.

    also can't tell if zach/randy are trolling or genuine anomosity. hoping it's the latter.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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