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    Is it weird that all 3 of my exes now make sushi on a regular basis? I know this because they've all made it a point to tell me. That's weird, right?
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    Sounds fun. Looks like I found a way to celebrate living roommateless for the first time in my life
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    Weird that they all make sushi now or weird that they all bothered to tell you? Did they come out and just straight tell you or just drop in conversation? Actually either way it's weird that they told and coincidence they do it. Unless of course being your ex gives them sushi making super powers. Do you even like sushi? Because if you didn't even weirder.
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    Sounds fun. Looks like I found a way to celebrate living roommateless for the first time in my life
    Man, that is expensive. I don't know how I feel about paying $40 for a month of cougar hunting.

    Although I guess for paid dating sites you get way fewer guys ruining it for everyone (like on OkCupid.) Some girls I know on there get 100s of pervy messages a week from guys

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    Man, that is expensive. I don't know how I feel about paying $40 for a month of cougar hunting.

    Although I guess for paid dating sites you get way fewer guys ruining it for everyone (like on OkCupid.) Some girls I know on there get 100s of pervy messages a week from guys
    Yeah I just saw a bit ago that it's $40/month...yeesh , I'll chew on giving it a month's shot.
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    mmmm sushi
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Is it weird that all 3 of my exes now make sushi on a regular basis? I know this because they've all made it a point to tell me. That's weird, right?
    no. You apparently date hipsters. That's not strange in these parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clleadz View Post
    I feel about paying $40 for a month of cougar hunting.
    That's a bunch of cash to browse fake profiles. That's basically just a porn site. You realize that, right?

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    www.sugardaddyforme.com has the least amount of fake profiles and best selection of poon on the internets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    no. You apparently date hipsters. That's not strange in these parts.
    None of them currently reside in California or spent any significant time in San Francisco. But they've all wanted to tell me that they've become really good at it.

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    is it a metaphor?
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    More likely metonymy.

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    [joke about Cara's unkempt vagina]
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Too easy.

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    Where's Getbetter to go fucking nuts on me?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Also, i submit for the record that for the most part, a hint of fishiness in a woman is actually more the faint taste/smell of pee.

    Discuss.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    None of them currently reside in California or spent any significant time in San Francisco. But they've all wanted to tell me that they've become really good at it.
    SF doesn't have a patent on hipsterism. In fact sushi making is almost too cliche here anyway. It's total hipster fodder though for places where it's tougher to get sushi-grade fish.

    I used to think there was way more mystery to great sushi making until I saw Jiro: Dreams of Sushi. After that the subject became unbearably boring.
    It's only a huge fucking glamorous deal anywhere but Japan, where it's mainly viewed as snack food.

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    I'm too impatient for the entire process. I just buy large slabs of raw fish and go at it with my hands.

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    That's called sashimi for you hipsters

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Also, i submit for the record that for the most part, a hint of fishiness in a woman is actually more the faint taste/smell of pee.

    Discuss.
    That is just not accurate. There are other factors involved. Granted, they mostly involve cleanliness, but it's not only pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lt.roast.a.botch View Post
    That's called sashimi for you hipsters
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    Yeah shut the fuck up, Randy.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    We're not talking about a whole hatchery here, I'm talking about incidental fishy. And Amy, I submit that I've tasted a lot more pussy than your incidental familiarity with your own would possibly teach you.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    You are not tasting it/smelling it/experiencing it 24 hours of every single day of every monthly cycle, so again, I say shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're talking about.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I submit that your vagina is at best anecdotal evidence, seeing as absolutely nothing about you is remotely similar to the body of any other woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Also, menstruation actually has a different flavoring. YOU don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you frigid bitch.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Randy you should post your tasting notes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    We're not talking about a whole hatchery here, I'm talking about incidental fishy. And Amy, I submit that I've tasted a lot more pussy than your incidental familiarity with your own would possibly teach you.
    I only understood this because I'm really high right now.

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    Count me out for smelling hatchery 24 hours a day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Randy you should post your tasting notes.
    I'm putting together a cookbook.

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I only understood this because I'm really high right now.
    You understood it because I make impeccable sense.



    No seriously, is there anyone in here who believes that Amy has any more than a "Hi, how are you" relationship with her own pussy? I bet she hasn't touched that motherfucker with a bare hand since she was 11, before the lobotomy.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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