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    a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
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    Guess I'm masturbating elsewhere on the Internet today.

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    Guess I'm masturbating elsewhere on the Internet today.
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    punch sodomy into the search field
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.
    Holy shit this is amazing.
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    Vitamin C?
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Someone needs to sig that.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    Someone needs to sig that.
    I did as soon as I saw it.
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    a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.

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    I believe the guy.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I did as soon as I saw it.
    yessssssssssss
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I believe the guy.
    God bless you, I know you are a good person in your heart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    God bless you, I know you are a good person in your heart.
    Now I don't believe him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.

    ahahahahahahahaha
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I might be going on OK Cupid again, I'm nervous about it.

    Is it a good idea to look for matches in an area that you visit every once in a while and MIGHT be moving to in the future? This would be an area, like, hundreds of miles from where you presently live.
    We're here to play some Mississippi Delta Blues. We're in a horrible depression, and I gotta admit - we're starting to like it.

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    It might be useful for gathering information to help you decide if you want to move (to get an idea of the size and breadth of the dating pool compared to where you are now or other possible locations) but I don't see why you would want to start messaging or investing yourself in anybody until you actually moved.

    I say this as someone who moved 2500 miles to be with somebody; I was actively against starting a long distance relationship.
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    It would also lend an air of authenticity if they'd spelled "Chili" correctly.

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    i don't think it's a bad idea, but i wouldn't expect everyone to be open to the idea. maybe save that part until you have to bring it up so you can get to know people first. not saying you should lie, just wait to bring it up.

    also, i really need to stop getting drunk and writing letters i can't take back
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    also, i really need to stop getting drunk and writing letters i can't take back
    I don't think you have my new address, so it will probably just get sent back to you.
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    a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.

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    I think you should lettuce be the judge of said letter. Post it up.

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    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, VERBS!!!!

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    Those are amazing.

    I am kind of terrified by FindYourFaceMate.
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    It would also lend an air of authenticity if they'd spelled "Chili" correctly.

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    Nudist dating site. I feel like that is the place where teenage boys will create a fake profile to look at naked girls pictures, but end up with old naked guys instead.
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    Not everyone looks good naked.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.


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    Singles With Food Allergies? Ugh give me a break.
    5/25-5/27: MOVEMENT DETROIT
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Nudist dating site. I feel like that is the place where teenage boys will create a fake profile to look at naked girls pictures, but end up with old naked guys instead.
    If you can't figure out who the men wearing fishnet stockings are within the first week of being online, then you probably deserve to learn the hard way.

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    Cougarlife.com

    ON IT

    EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.
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    Nope.
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    go fuck yourself amy
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.


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    Nope.
    agreed
    .................................................. ..............
    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i don't think it's a bad idea, but i wouldn't expect everyone to be open to the idea. maybe save that part until you have to bring it up so you can get to know people first. not saying you should lie, just wait to bring it up.
    Well I was going to say in my profile that I don't live in the area, but do visit out there a few times a year and am considering moving there.
    We're here to play some Mississippi Delta Blues. We're in a horrible depression, and I gotta admit - we're starting to like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    agreed
    ^5.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    go fuck yourself amy
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Cougarlife.com

    ON IT

    EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.
    I care for a lady who is going to be 89 next month. Her and her boyfriend had a spat the other day and she told me to keep an eye out for a new boyfriend for her, preferably someone younger... I bet I'd get a lot of Brownie points while you were being made to feel like a kid again...Let's do this!

    Another Daft Punk album, great guys, so glad you spent years making this:


    Now would you please shut the fuck up with this boring crap and get back to mixing these tracks in with the rest of your catalog into something actually interesting, build a goddamn LED spaceship and get the fuck back on the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Cougarlife.com

    ON IT

    EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.
    I had no idea this existed. Any luck?

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