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    Stop teasing.

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    Jesus fucking Christ, algunz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Do we have any fat Mexicans on here?
    ... are you saying you're not Mexican, 'cause I could've sworn you are.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Look, I think everyone here knows that I wasn't SERIOUSLY calling Cara fat.






    I don't fuck fat chicks, that's how you know.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    At this point you're going to take me seriously, Tommy? Seriously?

    I'm only half Mexican, Randy.

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    Well, you're one and a half fats.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    for the record i can still read the post and it had nothing to do with hothamwater in case that is a worry here.
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    I'm 50/50 fat.

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    Nobody's worried about Hotham.

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    What Randy lacks in length he makes up in girth

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    And we can all agree that the only thing we're CERTAIN to be sure is uglier than all of you other ugly motherfuckers is Vigo. Who is just... god... he looks like he incubated in a microwave.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Make all the oven jokes you want. They'll just be a massive failure. Then you'll be ugly and unfunny.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    All jokes of course dude. I insist on having a beer with your insufferable personality at Coachella

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    Yeah that's never happening. I wouldn't spend five seconds talking to you.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Liar

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    No seriously. Like you'll introduce yourself to me, I'll find something to make fun of about your appearance, then I'll quickly have some excuse for why I need to leave and by the time I'm gone you'll realize what just happened and remember this conversation.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    You know, my family was displaced in Germany from Russia durring the war and worked in a camp for Diamlar Benz. Take whatever I say in that context because I grew up very close to that segment of history.

    My uncle used to say that in Russia, the rumor had it that the Germans were rounding up all the Jews in every town they invaded, and no one could believe it. They would say "how could an advanced people like the Germans do such a thing... and to the Jews of all people(who were among the brightest people in the Soviet Union)

    Flame away... Just wanted that to be understood

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    So the non-Jewish Soviets are really fucking dumb, huh?

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    Pretty much

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    You know, my family was displaced in Germany from Russia durring the war and worked in a camp for Diamlar Benz. Take whatever I say in that context because I grew up very close to that segment of history.

    My uncle used to say that in Russia, the rumor had it that the Germans were rounding up all the Jews in every town they invaded, and no one could believe it. They would say "how could an advanced people like the Germans do such a thing... and to the Jews of all people(who were among the brightest people in the Soviet Union)

    Flame away... Just wanted that to be understood
    I understand that you're retarded. So was your uncle, clearly. "Brightest people in the Soviet Union." Google image search "Russian pogroms" and see just how bright you filthy fucking Ruskies found Jews to be.
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    I hope the Russians love their children too.

    Who here has dated a Russian Jew? (Fruitless attempt to get thread back on track).
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    I don't give a flying fuck about the Kardashians, I doubt they know who Belle and Sebastian are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    I understand that you're retarded. So was your uncle, clearly. "Brightest people in the Soviet Union." Google image search "Russian pogroms" and see just how bright you filthy fucking Ruskies found Jews to be.
    I'm not Russian. I come from a family of geniuses. I have two first cousins in Mensa. We're also wealthy industrialists. We've lived and worked with Jews in the Soviet Union, Germany and the U.S.A. You're going to equate Czarist policies with my family? Come on now -- you're a famous dick but not retarded.
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    Pussy

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    Two First Cousins in Mensa? Are they playing ATP this year?
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by korbinn View Post
    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    I don't give a flying fuck about the Kardashians, I doubt they know who Belle and Sebastian are.

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    Maybe. They play the scalpels atonaly.

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    Sonofhal, I've been so infatuated with these heated debates between Ed Miliband and the Tories. I love how you guys do it. You're really a family on your island.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    And we can all agree that the only thing we're CERTAIN to be sure is uglier than all of you other ugly motherfuckers is Vigo. Who is just... god... he looks like he incubated in a microwave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Do we have any fat Mexicans on here?
    Inquiring uh . . minds want to know.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Sonofhal, I've been so infatuated with these heated debates between Ed Miliband and the Tories. I love how you guys do it. You're really a family on your island.
    Wait. You guys. This is clearly just the next evolutionary stage of kroqken.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Sonofhal, I've been so infatuated with these heated debates between Ed Miliband and the Tories. I love how you guys do it. You're really a family on your island.
    We argue in a much more succinct manner, but the end result is the same. Fuck as many people as possible to make a few richer.
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    I don't give a flying fuck about the Kardashians, I doubt they know who Belle and Sebastian are.

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