It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[HotHamWater]

In other words, Im confused why you did deleted way of making post then saying fat mexican.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

your shut up tommy her fat your more the one

[VigoTheCarpathian]

classic

[algunz]

Stop teasing.

[HotHamWater]

Jesus fucking Christ, algunz.

[RotationSlimWang]

Do we have any fat Mexicans on here?

... are you saying you're not Mexican, 'cause I could've sworn you are.

[RotationSlimWang]

Look, I think everyone here knows that I wasn't SERIOUSLY calling Cara fat.






I don't fuck fat chicks, that's how you know.

[algunz]

At this point you're going to take me seriously, Tommy? Seriously?

I'm only half Mexican, Randy.

[RotationSlimWang]

Well, you're one and a half fats.

[psychic friend]

for the record i can still read the post and it had nothing to do with hothamwater in case that is a worry here.

[algunz]

I'm 50/50 fat.

[algunz]

Nobody's worried about Hotham.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

What Randy lacks in length he makes up in girth

[RotationSlimWang]

And we can all agree that the only thing we're CERTAIN to be sure is uglier than all of you other ugly motherfuckers is Vigo. Who is just... god... he looks like he incubated in a microwave.

[RotationSlimWang]

Make all the oven jokes you want. They'll just be a massive failure. Then you'll be ugly and unfunny.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

All jokes of course dude. I insist on having a beer with your insufferable personality at Coachella

[RotationSlimWang]

Yeah that's never happening. I wouldn't spend five seconds talking to you.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Liar

[RotationSlimWang]

No seriously. Like you'll introduce yourself to me, I'll find something to make fun of about your appearance, then I'll quickly have some excuse for why I need to leave and by the time I'm gone you'll realize what just happened and remember this conversation.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

You know, my family was displaced in Germany from Russia durring the war and worked in a camp for Diamlar Benz. Take whatever I say in that context because I grew up very close to that segment of history.

My uncle used to say that in Russia, the rumor had it that the Germans were rounding up all the Jews in every town they invaded, and no one could believe it. They would say "how could an advanced people like the Germans do such a thing... and to the Jews of all people(who were among the brightest people in the Soviet Union)

Flame away... Just wanted that to be understood

[guedita]

So the non-Jewish Soviets are really fucking dumb, huh?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Pretty much

[greghead]

You know, my family was displaced in Germany from Russia durring the war and worked in a camp for Diamlar Benz. Take whatever I say in that context because I grew up very close to that segment of history.

My uncle used to say that in Russia, the rumor had it that the Germans were rounding up all the Jews in every town they invaded, and no one could believe it. They would say "how could an advanced people like the Germans do such a thing... and to the Jews of all people(who were among the brightest people in the Soviet Union)

Flame away... Just wanted that to be understood

I understand that you're retarded. So was your uncle, clearly. "Brightest people in the Soviet Union." Google image search "Russian pogroms" and see just how bright you filthy fucking Ruskies found Jews to be.

[sonofhal]

I hope the Russians love their children too.

Who here has dated a Russian Jew? (Fruitless attempt to get thread back on track).

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I understand that you're retarded. So was your uncle, clearly. "Brightest people in the Soviet Union." Google image search "Russian pogroms" and see just how bright you filthy fucking Ruskies found Jews to be.

I'm not Russian. I come from a family of geniuses. I have two first cousins in Mensa. We're also wealthy industrialists. We've lived and worked with Jews in the Soviet Union, Germany and the U.S.A. You're going to equate Czarist policies with my family? Come on now -- you're a famous dick but not retarded.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Pussy

[sonofhal]

Two First Cousins in Mensa? Are they playing ATP this year?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Maybe. They play the scalpels atonaly.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Sonofhal, I've been so infatuated with these heated debates between Ed Miliband and the Tories. I love how you guys do it. You're really a family on your island.

[Zafocaine]

And we can all agree that the only thing we're CERTAIN to be sure is uglier than all of you other ugly motherfuckers is Vigo. Who is just... god... he looks like he incubated in a microwave.

What Randy lacks in length he makes up in girth

HOBBIT FIGHT Y'ALL!