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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    A husky girl like you ought to be giving up that road head on special occasions though
    husky? how is that average?
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    Wait since when is Cara chubby? Cara, if you got fat, I want to go out and be fat with you.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    There is no hope is this world if Cara is considered fat.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Wait, there are people who don't have Zafocaine on ignore yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    There is no hope is this world if Cara is considered fat.
    Is fat and husky the same thing? I don't consider either to be as immediately unattractive as a bad self image.

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    Wait, there are people who don't have Zafocaine on ignore yet?
    Only those who have yet to admit defeat. It only shows how much you care =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Wait since when is Cara chubby? Cara, if you got fat, I want to go out and be fat with you.
    I did not but can we still do this? I'll stuff.

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    Any time. I'm also looking forward to going home at 8pm and watching murder mysteries.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    With tea and whiskey.

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    I don't know. Cara is maybe a little fat, but it's not a big deal. She still has a good personality.

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    I mean I find Cara to be fat too, but in my case it's actually just because she has a shitty personality, therefore I imagine her fatter.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Wow you guys must all be great lovers.
    Amy thinks anyone who gives head is some amazing feat of human sexuality.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    It's not so much that her body is fat, so much that she types fat.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    The fact that she's made me laugh at least once is proof that she in no way should be considered skinny. Or even "average."

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    Yeah exactly. I mean if a girl makes you laugh then she's either a little fat or a little ugly.

    And Cara makes me laugh A LOT, so... some column A...
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Ho ho ho, I would bang all of you. Even zafo, I'm sure he's got a pink little puckering hole waiting for the "North Pole"

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    In Tommy and Randy's defense, I am disgustingly fat.

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    Wow. Look at gb getting all defensive. Don't worry Zack. I think we can all agree that Cara is pretty hot. But please feel free to continue to insult Tommy and Randy because this could be fun.

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    Yeah, in that picture I was like "oh, GB got a hot GF"

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    In Tommy and Randy's defense, I am disgustingly fat.
    Voluptuous my dear. Those thighs...

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    Oh, sorry. Disgustingly voluptuous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Wow. Look at gb getting all defensive. Don't worry Zack. I think we can all agree that Cara is pretty hot. But please feel free to continue to insult Tommy and Randy because this could be fun.
    Did Zack delete his posts? What did he say?

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    He called you fat. Mexican and fat.

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    @getbetter ill assume by your deleting that post that you finally got it? hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    @getbetter ill assume by your deleting that post that you finally got it? hahaha
    Ahahahaha wonderful.
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    I don't get it

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    Oh, he gotbetter ... Right?

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    This might be one of the best moments in board history. All the key players.

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    He also called Randy fat and Mexican.

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    Do we have any fat Mexicans on here?

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    I really wish he wouldn't have deleted his post before I could see it. You can tell me all you want what he called me, but there's no joy without reading his actual prose.

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