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    So you made out with your cousin. Awesome...........

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    That's like a 3rd cousin. And you're just jealous anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    I inadvertently made out with a distant relative at a bar last night. We didn't even know until we got to talking after it happened. Does that count for this thread? It would have still happened even if we didn't live in Utah so don't stereotype assholes.
    Inadvertently????


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    You fucked yor sister breaux

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    Grandmasistersister and I made out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    She was my grandmas sisters daughters daughter. I'm still drunk.
    Unless you insert the words "by marriage" in there somewhere, you're a fucking disgusting sinner.


    /was she hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    She was my grandmas sisters daughters daughter. I'm still drunk.
    Drunk doesn't count... Or, at least that what some asshole told me when he got caught.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    Grandmasistersister and I made out.
    I made out with some Jagermeister once...never again. It's like we laughed and made funsies, and then it turned on me and made me want to kick someone's ass until I passed out.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    She was my grandmas sisters daughters daughter. I'm still drunk.
    I wouldn't consider this as "distant."

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    I hang out with my Great Aunt's kid's kids all the time. But don't feel weird, it was just a kiss. Right?

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    I have never met my grandma's sister. Nor have I met that sisters daughters daughter. I couldn't even tell you if that person exists. That's pretty distant to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I hang out with my Great Aunt's kid's kids all the time. But don't feel weird, it was just a kiss. Right?
    He probably grabbed her boobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    I inadvertently made out with a distant relative at a bar last night. We didn't even know until we got to talking after it happened. Does that count for this thread? It would have still happened even if we didn't live in Utah so don't stereotype assholes.
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    I guess it depends on the family.

    I think this actually is a good topic for the dating thread. Would it really be that inappropriate for Kreutz to have a relationship with her?

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    Relationship? I think so. A make-out session before you know, not really a big deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    So you made out with your cousin. Awesome...........
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    That's like a 3rd cousin. And you're just jealous anyway.
    You're both wrong. She's his second cousin.


    And while in most cases that would be considered distant it depends on how close the families are. If they didn't know then it's probably safe to say not too close. I have a second cousin or so that lives in NY, too but I haven't seen her in many years and don't know if I'd recognize her if I saw her inadvertently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Relationship? I think so. A make-out session before you know, not really a big deal.
    Why? Is it the social stigma or the DNA issues?

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    DNA. I have enough real social stigma to deal with for me to worry about some shit someone wants to make up.

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    At that point in the gene tree, is it still that big of a concern?

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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.
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    I'll bet this is less unusual than you all think.

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    I guess it is for me.

    As for more or less unusual, that's why I say it's not a big deal if you don't know.

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    @algunz. So, you're actually arguing FOR him sleeping with his second cousin. On a regular basis.

    Uh

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    I didn't even get her number, guys.
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    @ods. It was a make-out session. Who said anything about sleeping with each other, other than you?

    kreutz, was it awkward after you guys found out? Was there a weird goodbye hug, handshake? What happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I think this actually is a good topic for the dating thread. Would it really be that inappropriate for Kreutz to have a relationship with her?
    ...

    I mean unless we are talking about "liking another girl who likes you back" I assume this means a physical relationship

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post

    kreutz, was it awkward after you guys found out? Was there a weird goodbye hug, handshake? What happened?
    We laughed about it and then took a shot of tequila.
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    Ah, forgot about that. I even addressed it. HA!

    That'll wash away the ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    @algunz. So, you're actually arguing FOR him sleeping with his second cousin. On a regular basis.

    Uh
    No, I'm not arguing for or against. I was just fishing for responses. I will admit that if I had feelings for a second cousin that I've never met before, I may not discount it so quickly.

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