Page 365 of 480 FirstFirst ... 360361362363364365366367368369370 ... LastLast
Results 10,921 to 10,950 of 14397

Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

  1. #10921
    old school ThatGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    3,908

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    The hubby works until 11:00 tonight but will join us at friends for a midnight toast just before we all pass out. It's pot luck so I'll need to figure out something to bring.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  2. #10922
    Coachella Junkie malcolmjamalawesome's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    In A Beautiful Place Out In The Country
    Posts
    16,235

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    The hubby works until 11:00 tonight but will join us at friends for a midnight toast just before we all pass out. It's pot luck so I'll need to figure out something to bring.
    Old people.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

  3. #10923
    Coachella Junkie malcolmjamalawesome's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    In A Beautiful Place Out In The Country
    Posts
    16,235

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    A Thread About What You And Your Husband Are Doing For New Years
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

  4. #10924

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    anyone else have any NYE date plans?
    No, I was supposed to finally meet up with someone from Match last night (who contacted me first, and asked if I was free last night) but she never replied back. Oh well, I was on the fence about it anyway.

  5. #10925
    Pedley Rocks JustSteve's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    the Beach of Newport
    Posts
    11,927

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Suuuuuuure you were...

  6. #10926

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    last date 1998
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

  7. #10927
    Coachella Junkie getbetter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    East Palo Alto
    Posts
    8,145

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    No, I was supposed to finally meet up with someone from Match last night (who contacted me first, and asked if I was free last night) but she never replied back. Oh well, I was on the fence about it anyway.
    God!!! Just off the fucking computer and talk to people tonight...are you really relying on a dating service to meet someone on NYE...amateur night.There is going be people who suck at holding their boozes which will give you the time of day.

    Trentemoller @ Mezzanine 04/06/14
    The Knife @ The Fox 04/15/14
    Factory Floor @ The Independent 04/16/14
    The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's 04/17/14
    Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's 04/26/15
    Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch 05/02-04/14
    The Decemberist @ Crystal Ballroom 05/30/14
    Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds @ The Warfield 07/07/14


    Last.fm
    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



  8. #10928
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    22,150

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Ill be treating nye like I treat every date and alnost every day: get drunk on champagne, rant about things in a slurred voice, fall asleep.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

  9. #10929
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,166

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    i will probably do the same thing as cara, only fall asleep somewhere i shouldn't. i bought a pair of skinny jeans for the first time in my life for tonight. they're red and plaid. bitches better be making out tonight.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  10. #10930
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,166

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    oh goodness me, i can't even get a midnight kiss out of a guy i've been fucking dating. the second we got back to his house i left. i feel like such a fucking loser. people around us were making out at midnight and i felt like a dumb idiot. i can't even get a date to kiss me at a very forced time to be kissing according to society. i am such a loser. 2013 is the year i stop fucking trying and stay with my friends who will at least kiss me out of pity. what is wrong with me?!?!?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  11. #10931
    Gummi bear sultan miscorrections's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Citty upon a Hille
    Posts
    15,979

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Errr...doesn't that mean he's the loser? I wouldn't stress, he's a pussoir.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

  12. #10932
    Coachella Junkie sonofhal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    London, UK
    Posts
    8,911

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Indeed - the question should be "What is wrong with him?"
    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by korbinn View Post
    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.

  13. #10933
    old school unit300021's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    By The Beach, CA
    Posts
    3,273

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Yes he is the loser not you. I mean what guy wouldn't want to kiss you especially in a situation they don't have to feel bad about it? You might feel awkward for tonight but you just need to realize that it's not your fault. This is the biggest fucking idiot I've ever heard of.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

  14. #10934
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,166

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    thanks, y'all are prolly right. my friend even took him aside to tell him to make a move. i guess it's just hard not to wonder why he wouldn't make a move.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  15. #10935
    old school unit300021's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    By The Beach, CA
    Posts
    3,273

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    We aren't probably right, we are right. I think it might be time to move onto the next guy. Or maybe I'm to drunk to be in this thread right now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

  16. #10936
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,166

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    i do agree with it being time to move on
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  17. #10937
    The Encyclopedia bmack86's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Bishop, CA
    Posts
    27,679

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    They're all right. New year, new man.

    Ivy, you're a beautiful woman. You shouldn't have to deal with clueless schlubs who don't put the effort into it. You can find better.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

  18. #10938
    Endearingly Dislikable RotationSlimWang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    11,892

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    If a guy doesn't try to kiss you on the first date, he's gay.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

  19. #10939
    Coachella Junkie malcolmjamalawesome's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    In A Beautiful Place Out In The Country
    Posts
    16,235

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I think we're not putting enough time into contemplating how this could be Ivy's fault.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

  20. #10940
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    22,150

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    She was wearing skinny jeans and has great tits. Every guy should be trying to jam their tongue down her throat.

    I didn't vomit on my NYE date last night. But we're going on a day rave date today so there's still time.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

  21. #10941
    Pedley Rocks JustSteve's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    the Beach of Newport
    Posts
    11,927

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Just their tongue?

  22. #10942
    The Encyclopedia bmack86's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Bishop, CA
    Posts
    27,679

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I'll be honest, on first skim I did not pick up on the word tongue. My brain just inserted other words there.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

  23. #10943
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,166

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    i propose an alternative to christian mingle: athiest gangbang.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  24. #10944
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,166

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    She was wearing skinny jeans and has great tits. Every guy should be trying to jam their tongue down her throat.

    I didn't vomit on my NYE date last night. But we're going on a day rave date today so there's still time.
    don't forget my fucking collar bone.

    and here's to hoping for vomit
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  25. #10945
    Member fiopadp7791's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Minneapolis
    Posts
    2,428

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    oh goodness me, i can't even get a midnight kiss out of a guy i've been fucking dating. the second we got back to his house i left. i feel like such a fucking loser. people around us were making out at midnight and i felt like a dumb idiot. i can't even get a date to kiss me at a very forced time to be kissing according to society. i am such a loser. 2013 is the year i stop fucking trying and stay with my friends who will at least kiss me out of pity. what is wrong with me?!?!?
    I hope you didn't waste the gift card on him?
    If y'all fresh to death, then I'm deceased... -Kanye West
    Jamiroquai 2014 please.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

  26. #10946
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    20,766

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i do agree with it being time to move on
    OMG, I would totally jam my tongue down your throat and be all up in those boobies. The boy's got issues.

  27. #10947
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,166

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by fiopadp7791 View Post
    I hope you didn't waste the gift card on him?
    i didn't, thankfully

    and thanks everyone! i think after a good night's sleep my frustration stems mainly from the fact that i shaved for this mother fucker. i plucked. i painted. that shit takes effort guys.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  28. #10948
    Member fiopadp7791's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Minneapolis
    Posts
    2,428

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    and someday you'll find a guy who's worthy of all that effort (and realizes it)... and the rest of us will be super jealous...but tell you that "we're so happy for you"
    If y'all fresh to death, then I'm deceased... -Kanye West
    Jamiroquai 2014 please.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

  29. #10949
    Can't Post anymore. bummer Zafocaine's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Posts
    2,027

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Some day she'll find a guy that doesn't require all that effort, but is worth the effort when she does it. Tonight I was hanging out with my friend and his slutty (from what he says) girlfriend. He must have asked her if she was okay almost thirty times in less than two hours. I wasn't sure who to feel bad for, to be honest. Just reminds me that the one you love isn't necessarily the one you ought to be with. Another lesson I'll ignore in the upcoming future: Check.

  30. #10950
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,582

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Ivy, it has been covered. Sorry you were hanging out with a square. Who is probably, as suggested, gay. No, you know what, he IS gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, other than him not jamming his tongue down your throat.

    Keep it moving.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 41
    Last Post: 11-27-2012, 08:11 PM
  2. The Coachella Message Board Thread Index Thread
    By SoulDischarge in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 06-30-2011, 07:35 PM
  3. Replies: 183
    Last Post: 10-03-2009, 11:12 PM
  4. Warrior Queen rubs one out on stage
    By SubBass49 in forum Line Up/Artists
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04-19-2009, 09:27 AM
  5. Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.
    By TommyboyUNM in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 134
    Last Post: 12-11-2008, 08:39 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •