It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[TomAz]

Hey bug, you sexy thang, would you like to have dinner on Saturday? maybe go see The Hobbit? get a glass of wine after?

[Mugwog]

Mmmmm Lady boys

[suprefan]

I don't feel like going through the 4 months of posts I missed on here, but is it safe to say that Icey still hasn't gotten laid yet?

He probably wouldnt, even if he was the only way the earth would survive the apocalypse.

[bug on your lip]

Hey bug, you sexy thang, would you like to have dinner on Saturday? maybe go see The Hobbit? get a glass of wine after?

quit trying your thai sex tour charms on me manwhore !!

[IceyHotshot]

He probably wouldnt, even if he was the only way the earth would survive the apocalypse.

Supre said something accurate in the dating thread. Let's pause to.commemorate this special moment

[Mugwog]

Lets just devirginize iceyhot ourselves and get this thread going somewhere again. Sorry bro, watch your back, you gon' get raped.

[unit300021]

Supre said something accurate in the dating thread. Let's pause to.commemorate this special moment

Now you are just being selfish. Putting yourself in front of the whole world

[Courtney]

Annnnd I'm officially single. Damn that hurts.

[ThatGirl]

Annnnd I'm officially single. Damn that hurts.

That sucks, sorry Court.

[Courtney]

Fuck. I hate this. I was falling in love with this guy.

[RotationSlimWang]

What happened, Court?

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Sorry Court.

[algunz]

What happened, Court?

It was the klonopin.

[miscorrections]

Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god oh my god. These gentlemen are precious jewels.



http://niceguysofokc.tumblr.com/

[stinkbutt]

lol

people are getting more upset about my mocking of fedoras than anything else

[guedita]

hahahahaha. I'M NICE SO NICE SO VERY NICE A NICE GUY NO ONE LIKES THE NICE GUY

[mountmccabe]

was ur picture taken using a potato

A very good question.

[miscorrections]

If I don't rape you in your sleep you have to put out, ok? Because I'm nice. Don't be that dumb bitch who always dates assholes and then complains when they rape you in your sleep.

[kitt kat]

Nice Guys of OKC kept me very entertained this week.

I love the twisted logic of, "I think I am a 'nice guy,' therefore all women are obligated to want to sleep with me."

[chairmenmeow47]

great conversation, but what's a girl gotta do to get a kiss!?

[fatbastard]

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[Mugwog]

great conversation, but what's a girl gotta do to get a kiss!?

Suck dis cocky.

[lehorne]

It’s only fair if he reciprocates oral. Mouth to penis head, his mouth to your vagina simultaneously with mutual respect. First Contact 69. Be a fine film title.

But if that doesn’t happen just ask him if he watches porn and 9/10 he’ll make a move shortly thereafter. Or be more of a lady and wait it out letting the courtship be led by the gentleman, thus allowing him to determine the appropriate speed it moves as he contemplates guidance from his mother.

[chairmenmeow47]

type like getbetter, suck cock, and be a lady. got it.

[chairmenmeow47]

date tomorrow at the scottsdale NYE block party. not really my kinda thing, but i'm not paying and two of my friends are also going. dressing super warm for dates is no fun. my only concern is that he still hasn't tried to kiss me or even really touch me (even after me inviting him over to share champagne & a blanket), kinda nervous about the whole retarded midnight kiss thing. is that going to be the first kiss or is that not his intention at all and am i going to feel super awkward? lol, i guess we'll see how tomorrow goes. also, we're taking a cab from his house which implies i will be sleeping there. without any prior kissing or touching, i hope this doesn't end up awkward.

anyone else have any NYE date plans?

[miscorrections]

I'll be having wild lesbo makeouts with my fiancé come midnight.

[RotationSlimWang]

Is that engagement serious, Cor?

[miscorrections]

No, she only wants to marry me for my health insurance.

[algunz]

That's a legitimate draw in this day and age.

[getbetter]

I think our nye plans are to go make a appearence at a friends house then try to get out of there before midnight to go PARTY it up in my room.