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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey bug, you sexy thang, would you like to have dinner on Saturday? maybe go see The Hobbit? get a glass of wine after?
    quit trying your thai sex tour charms on me manwhore !!
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    He probably wouldnt, even if he was the only way the earth would survive the apocalypse.
    Supre said something accurate in the dating thread. Let's pause to.commemorate this special moment
    Arcade Fire - Sir Richard Bishop, Bill Orcutt - Spoon - Paul McCartney - Steve Gunn - Beserktown Fest - Slint - Sleep - Swans - Owen Pallett - Neutral Milk Hotel - Chris Thile & Edgar Meyer - Bobby Bradford Quartet - Matana Roberts - Wadada Leo Smith, Anthony Braxton - Thurston Moore, Sebadoh - Songs for Unseen Warhol Films - Ben Frost, Tim Hecker, Pete Swanson - Ryoji Ikeda - Slowdive - A Winged Victory for the Sullen - John Zorn Marathon

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    Lets just devirginize iceyhot ourselves and get this thread going somewhere again. Sorry bro, watch your back, you gon' get raped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Supre said something accurate in the dating thread. Let's pause to.commemorate this special moment
    Now you are just being selfish. Putting yourself in front of the whole world
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    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Annnnd I'm officially single. Damn that hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Annnnd I'm officially single. Damn that hurts.
    That sucks, sorry Court.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    Fuck. I hate this. I was falling in love with this guy.

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    What happened, Court?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Sorry Court.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    What happened, Court?
    It was the klonopin.

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    Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god oh my god. These gentlemen are precious jewels.



    http://niceguysofokc.tumblr.com/
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    lol

    people are getting more upset about my mocking of fedoras than anything else
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    hahahahaha. I'M NICE SO NICE SO VERY NICE A NICE GUY NO ONE LIKES THE NICE GUY

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    was ur picture taken using a potato
    A very good question.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    If I don't rape you in your sleep you have to put out, ok? Because I'm nice. Don't be that dumb bitch who always dates assholes and then complains when they rape you in your sleep.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Nice Guys of OKC kept me very entertained this week.

    I love the twisted logic of, "I think I am a 'nice guy,' therefore all women are obligated to want to sleep with me."

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    great conversation, but what's a girl gotta do to get a kiss!?
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Iby. I sm in pobrlgr ewoyth you sn wanhe dyoiu yo knioe tjhs tjhaos tiem fi eya ttha tiu ar eht eione trh at tinewy
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    great conversation, but what's a girl gotta do to get a kiss!?
    Suck dis cocky.

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    It’s only fair if he reciprocates oral. Mouth to penis head, his mouth to your vagina simultaneously with mutual respect. First Contact 69. Be a fine film title.

    But if that doesn’t happen just ask him if he watches porn and 9/10 he’ll make a move shortly thereafter. Or be more of a lady and wait it out letting the courtship be led by the gentleman, thus allowing him to determine the appropriate speed it moves as he contemplates guidance from his mother.
    Last edited by lehorne; 12-23-2012 at 02:38 PM. Reason: I only kiss those lips (pointing) on first date

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    type like getbetter, suck cock, and be a lady. got it.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    date tomorrow at the scottsdale NYE block party. not really my kinda thing, but i'm not paying and two of my friends are also going. dressing super warm for dates is no fun. my only concern is that he still hasn't tried to kiss me or even really touch me (even after me inviting him over to share champagne & a blanket), kinda nervous about the whole retarded midnight kiss thing. is that going to be the first kiss or is that not his intention at all and am i going to feel super awkward? lol, i guess we'll see how tomorrow goes. also, we're taking a cab from his house which implies i will be sleeping there. without any prior kissing or touching, i hope this doesn't end up awkward.

    anyone else have any NYE date plans?
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I'll be having wild lesbo makeouts with my fiancÚ come midnight.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Is that engagement serious, Cor?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    No, she only wants to marry me for my health insurance.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    That's a legitimate draw in this day and age.

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    I think our nye plans are to go make a appearence at a friends house then try to get out of there before midnight to go PARTY it up in my room.
    Last edited by getbetter; 12-31-2012 at 06:37 AM.
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    The hubby works until 11:00 tonight but will join us at friends for a midnight toast just before we all pass out. It's pot luck so I'll need to figure out something to bring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    The hubby works until 11:00 tonight but will join us at friends for a midnight toast just before we all pass out. It's pot luck so I'll need to figure out something to bring.
    Old people.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    A Thread About What You And Your Husband Are Doing For New Years
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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