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    He gave her the same treatment everyone else did too. Tsk tsk. Just get that dick up in some punany. You'll totally wonder where the hell you have been once you get inside. You may perhaps gain mutant powers like the X-Men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    He gave her the same treatment everyone else did too. Tsk tsk. Just get that dick up in some punany. You'll totally wonder where the hell you have been once you get inside. You may perhaps gain mutant powers like the Black Hole comic book series
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hole_(comics)
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    i just got a message that includes "i was raised by my grandparents who instilled morals and values in me." i'd like to tell him i was raised by godless heathens.
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    I've always loved that line from Annie Hall: my granny never gave me gifts, she was too busy getting raped by cossacks

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i just got a message that includes "i was raised by my grandparents who instilled morals and values in me." i'd like to tell him i was raised by godless heathens.
    He is probably into discipline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat
    I literally told myself, "Fuck this bad attitude I have. I'm going to talk to this guy RIGHT NOW."
    I've been putting this idea into practice over the past week, and IT WORKS! I went on a pretty fun date on Thursday, and last night I went to a big house party, where I only knew a couple of people. And I ended up talking to a guy who caught my eye (which led to a hot makeout session later in the night...woot!). Before the party, I told myself, "just say hi to as many people as possible, without over-thinking anything, and see what happens." Turns out most people are pretty receptive and appreciative when somebody else grows a pair and breaks the ice.
    "If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long." -The Libertines

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Hey remember me? Remember how I was saying stupid shit like this a few months ago?

    I finally grew myself a pair of balls (!!) and stopped acting like a wet blanket and started talking to people random people, even! And I stopped being all defeatist and "woe is me" about how I was "never ever going to fall in love again." And you know what happened? I GOT A BOYFRIEND. (Fairly quickly, I might add.)

    If I wasn't outgoing and proactive about that "cute dude my friends brought to the concert" that night, I would have never got to meet the sweetest, most spontaneous and all-around amazing dude that I have now. I literally told myself, "Fuck this bad attitude I have. I'm going to talk to this guy RIGHT NOW."

    I dunno man, food for thought.
    Congrats.

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    OKC decided to be extra obnoxious and email me a match every day leading up to Christmas. This is what the first email contained:

    Ah, the Yule. Did you know that in ancient times, St. Nicholas was thought to ride around on a Yule Goat, carrying a big bowl of stew? Looking real crazy? It's a fact:

    Santa on goat with stew
    From Wikipedia's entry on "Yule Goat"

    Well, our idea of Christmas is a bit different. Instead of bringing you stew, we have hot matches—with potentially stew-like qualities. The man above could be very steamy, and might also have chunks of beef inside! But you'll never know until you strike up a conversation.

    So go for it. Message him!
    What?
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    What a great idea! How exciting, waiting for the other days!

    Some ideas:

    "The man above took a long time to come together but now he's delicious!"

    "We bet you'll love his presentation but it's the savory sauce that'll really catch your attention!"

    "He's a real meat and potatoes guy but don't worry, he's got a great carrot, too."
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I feel like dad-rock wouldn't get so bad of a rep if we called it pop-rock

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    katt grew balls and SoulDischarge wants to fornicate with a stew...

    I think it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
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    I find most lower-end men are more attractive when simmered in cast iron over a period of hours and sprinkled with the juice of half a lemon and a pinch of minced sage to brighten things up before slicing into thin layers, especially if they've been frozen between purchase and preparation. Am I doing it?

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    I just zap mine in the microwave but that's probably because I was a latch key kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    katt grew balls and SoulDischarge wants to fornicate with a stew...

    I think it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
    Mayans were right?
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    IceyHot has regressed and no longer feels the need for human emotion -

    The prophecy is not yet complete.

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    Those heartbreak posts from kitt kat were killing me not too long ago. Happy to hear that things have turned around.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    IceyHot has regressed and no longer feels the need for human emotion -

    The prophecy is not yet complete.

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    I don't feel like going through the 4 months of posts I missed on here, but is it safe to say that Icey still hasn't gotten laid yet?
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Yeah, reading 3 post before yours may have answered your question.

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    Thanks Eric. Just making sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    You don't have to ask, ever. I promise you that won't change.

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    But seriously, talk about something else thanks

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    Now don't say that. You could get raped.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Butt seriously
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Now don't say that. You could get raped.
    Maybe he just needs his butt-cherry popped and iceyhot will become the slut he was destined to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    1. I assume that unless someone knows me already, or is being introduced to me by someone who does, that they would like to be left alone. I do not intrude on others. I have never, and will never, initiated conversation with someone random in a bar, venue, or anywhere else because why would I? I know nothing about this person, so in all likelihood it will be a waste of my time.
    This is true for me as well, and I've been getting laid for approximately twice as long as you've been alive. give or take. so, it's no excuse.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Listen to gramps, he knows the way.
    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    This is true for me as well, and I've been getting laid for approximately twice as long as you've been alive. give or take. so, it's no excuse.
    3 words: Thai Sex Tours
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Hey bug, you sexy thang, would you like to have dinner on Saturday? maybe go see The Hobbit? get a glass of wine after?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Mmmmm Lady boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    I don't feel like going through the 4 months of posts I missed on here, but is it safe to say that Icey still hasn't gotten laid yet?
    He probably wouldnt, even if he was the only way the earth would survive the apocalypse.

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