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    Indeed! The message caught my eye when I saw "mangina" thrown in there. Much better than (again, word for word, the message before this one), "mmm im sure alot of dudes message u so ill try to make this more interesting then theirs."
    "If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long." -The Libertines

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    Have there been new Boosh episodes? I haven't been on the lookout for a while.
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    Nope, but Noel Fielding has a new show (it's not nearly as funny, though).
    "If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long." -The Libertines

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    4+ hour date of non-stop talking and lulz. fun
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    Right on.
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    What did you learn about him?
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    QFT
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    "people"
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    It's really boring when you use this thread to post about your successes, then.

    But the sentiment applies universally.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Ivy dating success update >>>>>>>>>> further psychoanalysis of IceyHotshot
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    So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?

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    yeah, i kinda would rather hear about Ivy choking on dicks than about this Icey nincompoop anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?
    Ferrealz?! That's awesome news!

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    Ivy has been choking on a lot of dicks in here lately.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Sorry that did not come out right.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    that one didn't either
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    I see certain people on the other end of the spectrum.

    There’s one side in which people are queasy to avoid touch, then there are those people who can obtain a date, and things go well, but then something happens that prevents them from going further. Both are equally interesting.

    Note. I'd say long Beach is the least worst of the 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?
    Yippee!!! I was wondering when this was going to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?
    Hey that is great news - congrats!!! Hope it carries off beautifully! (I'm assuming you are surprising her?) Care to share the plan or no?
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    I am very happy for my girlfriends best friend who has finally removed her blinders and is finally Comin to her senses about her boyfriend. The guy is 22/23, has no job and describes himself as a student while taking 2 classes for fall semester. He owes my girlfriend money and all of the roommates of my gf's homegirl have had terribly negative exPeriences with the guy, including stolen items.

    Now the girl is super cool, works her ass off to pay for her own space(shes barely 21) while her bf lives at home, she's just always been a person who can't sustain a relationship so fortunately for this piece of shit, she's trying.

    I really hope this guy just eliminates himself from the equation. Hes a rude motherfucker who makes me want to punch his face in, in fact hes given me that urge several times.

    Anyone experience a person similar in their life? How do you not keep from killin these awful people?

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    I imagine anyone who knows you struggles with similar feelings and violent urges.
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    Yes. It's the worst when people don't just get the hint and leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    I am very happy for my girlfriends best friend who has finally removed her blinders and is finally Comin to her senses about her boyfriend. The guy is 22/23, has no job and describes himself as a student while taking 2 classes for fall semester. He owes my girlfriend money and all of the roommates of my gf's homegirl have had terribly negative exPeriences with the guy, including stolen items.

    Now the girl is super cool, works her ass off to pay for her own space(shes barely 21) while her bf lives at home, she's just always been a person who can't sustain a relationship so fortunately for this piece of shit, she's trying.

    I really hope this guy just eliminates himself from the equation. Hes a rude motherfucker who makes me want to punch his face in, in fact hes given me that urge several times.

    Anyone experience a person similar in their life? How do you not keep from killin these awful people?
    Even though she sounds like a very responsible 21 y/o, she will still make bad relationship decisions. I say ignore the awful partner, and just be a friend to your friend. Chime in if an opinion is asked for, be honest, cite specifics, but otherwise wait til the relationship is over with. Sounds like it's already on its way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    It won't happen because I don't believe it can happen. If that makes sense.
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    I do not intrude on others. I have never, and will never, initiated conversation with someone random in a bar, venue, or anywhere else because why would I? I know nothing about this person, so in all likelihood it will be a waste of my time.
    Hey remember me? Remember how I was saying stupid shit like this a few months ago?

    I finally grew myself a pair of balls (!!) and stopped acting like a wet blanket and started talking to people — random people, even! And I stopped being all defeatist and "woe is me" about how I was "never ever going to fall in love again." And you know what happened? I GOT A BOYFRIEND. (Fairly quickly, I might add.)

    If I wasn't outgoing and proactive about that "cute dude my friends brought to the concert" that night, I would have never got to meet the sweetest, most spontaneous and all-around amazing dude that I have now. I literally told myself, "Fuck this bad attitude I have. I'm going to talk to this guy RIGHT NOW."

    I dunno man, food for thought.

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    So all of our abuse was not in vain.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Yay for Kat!
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