It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[amandabomb]

Indeed! The message caught my eye when I saw "mangina" thrown in there. Much better than (again, word for word, the message before this one), "mmm im sure alot of dudes message u so ill try to make this more interesting then theirs."

[RotationSlimWang]

Have there been new Boosh episodes? I haven't been on the lookout for a while.

[amandabomb]

Nope, but Noel Fielding has a new show (it's not nearly as funny, though).

[chairmenmeow47]

4+ hour date of non-stop talking and lulz. fun

[marooko]

Right on.

[fatbastard]

What did you learn about him?

[miscorrections]

It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.

[ENluv12]

It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.

QFT

[chairmenmeow47]

"people"

[miscorrections]

It's really boring when you use this thread to post about your successes, then.

But the sentiment applies universally.

[getbetter]

...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

[Miroir Noir]

Ivy dating success update >>>>>>>>>> further psychoanalysis of IceyHotshot

[JustSteve]

So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?

[bug on your lip]

yeah, i kinda would rather hear about Ivy choking on dicks than about this Icey nincompoop anymore

[Robin]

So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?

Ferrealz?! That's awesome news!

[amyzzz]

Ivy has been choking on a lot of dicks in here lately.

[amyzzz]

Sorry that did not come out right.

[bug on your lip]

that one didn't either

[JorgeC]

25 / M / Bisexual / Single
Long Beach, California
Individualist. Existentialist. Libertarian. Atheist. Biochemist. Server. Wino. Stoner. Darwinist.

39 / M / Bisexual / Seeing someone
San Jose, California
Hi folks, thanks for checking out my profile.
I'm a male middle-aged bi poly switch with a poor work-life balance. This means I barely ...

Haven't posted any quiver matches in a while, but i thought the 2nd one might be good for someone that wants an occasional bone down partner in the SJ area that won't bother you since it sounds like he barely has a life.

[fatbastard]

I see certain people on the other end of the spectrum.

There’s one side in which people are queasy to avoid touch, then there are those people who can obtain a date, and things go well, but then something happens that prevents them from going further. Both are equally interesting.

Note. I'd say long Beach is the least worst of the 2.

[algunz]

So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?

Yippee!!! I was wondering when this was going to happen.

[ThatGirl]

So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?

Hey that is great news - congrats!!! Hope it carries off beautifully! (I'm assuming you are surprising her?) Care to share the plan or no?

[guedita]

25 / M / Bisexual / Single
Long Beach, California
Individualist. Existentialist. Libertarian. Atheist. Biochemist. Server. Wino. Stoner. Darwinist.

39 / M / Bisexual / Seeing someone
San Jose, California
Hi folks, thanks for checking out my profile.
I'm a male middle-aged bi poly switch with a poor work-life balance. This means I barely ...

Haven't posted any quiver matches in a while, but i thought the 2nd one might be good for someone that wants an occasional bone down partner in the SJ area that won't bother you since it sounds like he barely has a life.

aahahahahahaha

[Mugwog]

I am very happy for my girlfriends best friend who has finally removed her blinders and is finally Comin to her senses about her boyfriend. The guy is 22/23, has no job and describes himself as a student while taking 2 classes for fall semester. He owes my girlfriend money and all of the roommates of my gf's homegirl have had terribly negative exPeriences with the guy, including stolen items.

Now the girl is super cool, works her ass off to pay for her own space(shes barely 21) while her bf lives at home, she's just always been a person who can't sustain a relationship so fortunately for this piece of shit, she's trying.

I really hope this guy just eliminates himself from the equation. Hes a rude motherfucker who makes me want to punch his face in, in fact hes given me that urge several times.

Anyone experience a person similar in their life? How do you not keep from killin these awful people?

[miscorrections]

I imagine anyone who knows you struggles with similar feelings and violent urges.

[guedita]

Yes. It's the worst when people don't just get the hint and leave.

[JorgeC]

I am very happy for my girlfriends best friend who has finally removed her blinders and is finally Comin to her senses about her boyfriend. The guy is 22/23, has no job and describes himself as a student while taking 2 classes for fall semester. He owes my girlfriend money and all of the roommates of my gf's homegirl have had terribly negative exPeriences with the guy, including stolen items.

Now the girl is super cool, works her ass off to pay for her own space(shes barely 21) while her bf lives at home, she's just always been a person who can't sustain a relationship so fortunately for this piece of shit, she's trying.

I really hope this guy just eliminates himself from the equation. Hes a rude motherfucker who makes me want to punch his face in, in fact hes given me that urge several times.

Anyone experience a person similar in their life? How do you not keep from killin these awful people?

Even though she sounds like a very responsible 21 y/o, she will still make bad relationship decisions. I say ignore the awful partner, and just be a friend to your friend. Chime in if an opinion is asked for, be honest, cite specifics, but otherwise wait til the relationship is over with. Sounds like it's already on its way.

[kitt kat]

It won't happen because I don't believe it can happen. If that makes sense.

I do not intrude on others. I have never, and will never, initiated conversation with someone random in a bar, venue, or anywhere else because why would I? I know nothing about this person, so in all likelihood it will be a waste of my time.

Hey remember me? Remember how I was saying stupid shit like this a few months ago?

I finally grew myself a pair of balls (!!) and stopped acting like a wet blanket and started talking to people — random people, even! And I stopped being all defeatist and "woe is me" about how I was "never ever going to fall in love again." And you know what happened? I GOT A BOYFRIEND. (Fairly quickly, I might add.)

If I wasn't outgoing and proactive about that "cute dude my friends brought to the concert" that night, I would have never got to meet the sweetest, most spontaneous and all-around amazing dude that I have now. I literally told myself, "Fuck this bad attitude I have. I'm going to talk to this guy RIGHT NOW."

I dunno man, food for thought.

[SoulDischarge]

So all of our abuse was not in vain.

[amyzzz]

Yay for Kat!