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    4+ hour date of non-stop talking and lulz. fun
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Right on.

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    What did you learn about him?
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    QFT
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    "people"
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    It's really boring when you use this thread to post about your successes, then.

    But the sentiment applies universally.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Ivy dating success update >>>>>>>>>> further psychoanalysis of IceyHotshot
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?

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    yeah, i kinda would rather hear about Ivy choking on dicks than about this Icey nincompoop anymore
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?
    Ferrealz?! That's awesome news!

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    Ivy has been choking on a lot of dicks in here lately.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Sorry that did not come out right.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    that one didn't either
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    25 / M / Bisexual / Single
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    I see certain people on the other end of the spectrum.

    There’s one side in which people are queasy to avoid touch, then there are those people who can obtain a date, and things go well, but then something happens that prevents them from going further. Both are equally interesting.

    Note. I'd say long Beach is the least worst of the 2.
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    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?
    Yippee!!! I was wondering when this was going to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    So I shouldn't talk about my upcoming proposal this weekend in here, right?
    Hey that is great news - congrats!!! Hope it carries off beautifully! (I'm assuming you are surprising her?) Care to share the plan or no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    25 / M / Bisexual / Single
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    Hi folks, thanks for checking out my profile.
    I'm a male middle-aged bi poly switch with a poor work-life balance. This means I barely ...

    Haven't posted any quiver matches in a while, but i thought the 2nd one might be good for someone that wants an occasional bone down partner in the SJ area that won't bother you since it sounds like he barely has a life.

    aahahahahahaha

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    I am very happy for my girlfriends best friend who has finally removed her blinders and is finally Comin to her senses about her boyfriend. The guy is 22/23, has no job and describes himself as a student while taking 2 classes for fall semester. He owes my girlfriend money and all of the roommates of my gf's homegirl have had terribly negative exPeriences with the guy, including stolen items.

    Now the girl is super cool, works her ass off to pay for her own space(shes barely 21) while her bf lives at home, she's just always been a person who can't sustain a relationship so fortunately for this piece of shit, she's trying.

    I really hope this guy just eliminates himself from the equation. Hes a rude motherfucker who makes me want to punch his face in, in fact hes given me that urge several times.

    Anyone experience a person similar in their life? How do you not keep from killin these awful people?

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    I imagine anyone who knows you struggles with similar feelings and violent urges.
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    Yes. It's the worst when people don't just get the hint and leave.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
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    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    I am very happy for my girlfriends best friend who has finally removed her blinders and is finally Comin to her senses about her boyfriend. The guy is 22/23, has no job and describes himself as a student while taking 2 classes for fall semester. He owes my girlfriend money and all of the roommates of my gf's homegirl have had terribly negative exPeriences with the guy, including stolen items.

    Now the girl is super cool, works her ass off to pay for her own space(shes barely 21) while her bf lives at home, she's just always been a person who can't sustain a relationship so fortunately for this piece of shit, she's trying.

    I really hope this guy just eliminates himself from the equation. Hes a rude motherfucker who makes me want to punch his face in, in fact hes given me that urge several times.

    Anyone experience a person similar in their life? How do you not keep from killin these awful people?
    Even though she sounds like a very responsible 21 y/o, she will still make bad relationship decisions. I say ignore the awful partner, and just be a friend to your friend. Chime in if an opinion is asked for, be honest, cite specifics, but otherwise wait til the relationship is over with. Sounds like it's already on its way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    It won't happen because I don't believe it can happen. If that makes sense.
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    I do not intrude on others. I have never, and will never, initiated conversation with someone random in a bar, venue, or anywhere else because why would I? I know nothing about this person, so in all likelihood it will be a waste of my time.
    Hey remember me? Remember how I was saying stupid shit like this a few months ago?

    I finally grew myself a pair of balls (!!) and stopped acting like a wet blanket and started talking to people — random people, even! And I stopped being all defeatist and "woe is me" about how I was "never ever going to fall in love again." And you know what happened? I GOT A BOYFRIEND. (Fairly quickly, I might add.)

    If I wasn't outgoing and proactive about that "cute dude my friends brought to the concert" that night, I would have never got to meet the sweetest, most spontaneous and all-around amazing dude that I have now. I literally told myself, "Fuck this bad attitude I have. I'm going to talk to this guy RIGHT NOW."

    I dunno man, food for thought.

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    So all of our abuse was not in vain.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Yay for Kat!
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    yay!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Hey remember me? Remember how I was saying stupid shit like this a few months ago?

    I finally grew myself a pair of balls (!!) and stopped acting like a wet blanket and started talking to people random people, even! And I stopped being all defeatist and "woe is me" about how I was "never ever going to fall in love again." And you know what happened? I GOT A BOYFRIEND. (Fairly quickly, I might add.)

    If I wasn't outgoing and proactive about that "cute dude my friends brought to the concert" that night, I would have never got to meet the sweetest, most spontaneous and all-around amazing dude that I have now. I literally told myself, "Fuck this bad attitude I have. I'm going to talk to this guy RIGHT NOW."

    I dunno man, food for thought.
    Much better choice than killing ones self or succumbing to "forever alone"

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    IHS, if Kitt Katt is going off on you, someone who was going through near identical shit, you might want to listen to her. I mean she is probably the closest that can relate to you. Just saying even if you don't take the advice it might be worth the listen.
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