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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    well, digital photography.
    SCAN THAT SHIT
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I've thrown up slightly in my mouth while trying to deep throat. He asked what was wrong, and I just swallowed it back down and went back to business like nothing happened.
    You are a champ. I am not. If I even start to feel like I might puke, blowjob is over.

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    One time I was sucking this big dick, right, (RIGHT?), now I don't have a gag reflex so throwing up has never been an issue, BUT... he was fucking my skull, right, (RIGHT?), and he pulled all the way back and thrust so hard that when the head hit the back of my soft palette and barreled through...

    I shit my pants. And not normal pants-shitting either. Like total evacuation. It was like a tubeless colonic.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    ... right?

    Anyway Tom, what were you out doing the night before?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    drinking champagne
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    ... this is confusing. I'm assuming you were out with a group of male friends... but what group of male friends would ever let you drink champagne all night like a chick?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    no i was out with my parents.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Was it Cook's?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    drink champagne all night like a chick?
    this is a fair point, I must be misremembering something. It was a very long time ago.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Was it Cook's?
    no but it may have been Freixenet.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Wait, you were seriously out with your parents?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Yes well we had the rehearsal dinner and sort of just kept going
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Are you parents alkys? Were the supportive of your getting married or did they whisk you away the night before and try to run you out to a whorehouse to convince you not to?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I just had a vision of what my dad would be like at a bachelor party (if he was still living) and it terrified me. I only went out partying with my dad a few times, I invariably ended up puking and then passing out or falling asleep somewhere while he stayed up all night and then collected me in the morning when he was finally ready to go home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Are you parents alkys? Were the supportive of your getting married or did they whisk you away the night before and try to run you out to a whorehouse to convince you not to?
    Yes, my parents were pretty hard drinkers. They were supportive of the marriage.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    ... fair enough.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I got married before the invention of photography.
    50 Shades of Green and Connect the Dots: Honeymoon Games for the Bride and Groom by TomAz.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    We got married on Christmas eve. I had green skin and red splotches.
    And if that wasn't enough, some fat ass in a bright red suit dropped in just as you were sober enough to fuck on your honeymoon...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    One time I was sucking this big dick, right, (RIGHT?), now I don't have a gag reflex so throwing up has never been an issue, BUT... he was fucking my skull, right, (RIGHT?), and he pulled all the way back and thrust so hard that when the head hit the back of my soft palette and barreled through...

    I shit my pants. And not normal pants-shitting either. Like total evacuation. It was like a tubeless colonic.
    And the Human Centipede was born...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Okay, that's all. I've had my fun for today!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Wait. How's your dating life going, Bev?

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    And, I don't know why I'd ask you maladjusted weirdos for advice, but I've been corresponding with this guy on OKCupid, who I don't find particularly attractive physically (though he's not ugly or anything) but who seemed nice enough. This was part of my effort to not immediately rule out people for not being hot. :P

    Anyway, he contacted me first, I replied, and now we've exchanged a dozen messages via the site. He always replies pretty quickly when I answer his messages (I delay, because I'm a jerk :/ ). Yet he's never made me feel like he wants to meet.

    How long do I indulge this without suggesting a meet-up? Or do I just want to avoid this one, if he can't be aggressive enough to suggest this himself after weeks of messages?

    I have a feeling he's far too 'nice'.
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    I'm really ambivalent about it. If he asked, I'd probably meet him, but this I think is most likely true:
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    I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't because if he can't even ask you out via OkCupid he's going to be waaaaaaaaaaaaaay passive in person. Like Icey.
    He'd be completely justified in thinking the same thing about you. Even more so because you're playing games and purposely delaying writing to him. It's entirely possible he is clueless but it's also possible he's picking up on that ambivalence from you and waiting until it seems like you care. I have, of course, not seen any of the messages referred and accept that I could be entirely off-base.

    Also I'd like to note that there is a difference between guys who are respectful and mindful of the shit women often get from men and are less pushy as a result and a misanthrope and/or misogynist and/or gynophobe along the lines of Icey.



    I edited the formatting/punctuation of chiapet's second comment to fit your screen.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Yes, but delaying on OkCupid suggests you're just clueless. I get being respectful in person, but dating sites require more immediate action because ladies are bombarded by tons of responses and are looking for any reason to throw them out.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I wouldn't say I'm purposefully delaying. Just when I get an email saying I have a message from him, I'm not exactly rushing to the site to see what he's said and to respond. I usually reply to people pretty quickly. It's not a game, but a lack of pressing interest. I suppose I've answered my own question.

    Incidentally, he sent me a message this week saying that he's noticed that women on OKCupid reply to his messages a few times and then stop replying... I feel like I should pointedly ask him if he ever asked any of them to meet or otherwise expressed any interest in them. His correspondence reads like he's trying to practice at talking to girls without actually having to meet any of them.

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    As someone who is profoundly annoyed by almost everything, I'm worried that you find that every random stranger who has ever come up and talked to you is annoying, Icey.
    a match made in hell
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Wow, I finally got a message on OkC from someone who's pro-active about meeting up! Date is tomorrow night. And he's a fan of Old Gregg/The Mighty Boosh, so this sounds promising...
    "If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long." -The Libertines

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    The Mighty Boosh? Randy just came.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
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    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Indeed! The message caught my eye when I saw "mangina" thrown in there. Much better than (again, word for word, the message before this one), "mmm im sure alot of dudes message u so ill try to make this more interesting then theirs."
    "If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long." -The Libertines

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    Have there been new Boosh episodes? I haven't been on the lookout for a while.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Nope, but Noel Fielding has a new show (it's not nearly as funny, though).
    "If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long." -The Libertines

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