It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[bug on your lip]

things fizzled with the one guy, but fear not as another more hilarious suitor will wine and dine me this week.

[BROKENDOLL]

i think i should have explained that a little bit more... a bunch of my friends told me that its pointless because "our signs don't work out"... like really? Do people actually follow that stuff? I understand reading your horoscope but is it bad luck or something to date someone with your same birthday? i don't get it.

It's only bad luck when, in the heat of the moment, you go to caress their face and look deeply into their eyes, then realize you guys look identical... Other than that, birthday's don't mean shit to a relationship until you forget one.

[Robin]

It's only bad luck when, in the heat of the moment, you go to caress their face and look deeply into their eyes, then realize you guys look identical... Other than that, birthday's don't mean shit to a relationship until you forget one.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/ja...llegrastratton

[BROKENDOLL]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/ja...llegrastratton

See? And you guys think I talk out my ass...I'd be curious to know how this set of twins made it to marriage without something tipping them off like maybe, "Whoa, babe, that arm of yours looks like one I used to have!"

[BROKENDOLL]

An even bigger question is, if conjoined twins who were separated at birth were to reunite and hook up, would it be for sex or masturbation?

[kitt kat]

So maybe you're putting it on a pedestal

Welcome to 300 pages ago.

[Tubesock Shakur]

Ditto?

[IceyHotshot]

I missed Tommy's post earlier. Weird. Anyway, I tend to only post in here when i feel most down on my "dating life" (in quotes due to lack of existence) and I also get stubborn in those situations, so I exaggerate.

The simplest reasons I don't get action:
1. I assume that unless someone knows me already, or is being introduced to me by someone who does, that they would like to be left alone. I do not intrude on others. I have never, and will never, initiated conversation with someone random in a bar, venue, or anywhere else because why would I? I know nothing about this person, so in all likelihood it will be a waste of my time.
2. When random people talk to me, they almost always want something annoying. The same logic applies. They know nothing about me, so they have no reason to want to talk to me. Sometimes I actually end up having pleasant conversations with randoms before a show, but typically only with guys. All the women who approach me are unfailingly rude.

[IceyHotshot]

Check out this old post I found on my facebook:

"wow u joined a frat?? which one?? lol wow so i assume that ur enjoying urself... well im having the best time ever in college!! you should soooo visit me!! i love you so much ... i hope ur enjoykng college as much as i am !!"

Result: Never visited, quit frat, deleted from friends.

[Tubesock Shakur]

I missed Tommy's post earlier. Weird. Anyway, I tend to only post in here when i feel most down on my "dating life" (in quotes due to lack of existence) and I also get stubborn in those situations, so I exaggerate.

The simplest reasons I don't get action:
1. I assume that unless someone knows me already, or is being introduced to me by someone who does, that they would like to be left alone. I do not intrude on others. I have never, and will never, initiated conversation with someone random in a bar, venue, or anywhere else because why would I? I know nothing about this person, so in all likelihood it will be a waste of my time.
2. When random people talk to me, they almost always want something annoying. The same logic applies. They know nothing about me, so they have no reason to want to talk to me. Sometimes I actually end up having pleasant conversations with randoms before a show, but typically only with guys. All the women who approach me are unfailingly rude.

Honest question. Are you Jewish?

[IceyHotshot]

No.

[GuyInTucson]

I have never, and will never, initiated conversation with someone random in a bar, venue, or anywhere else because why would I? I know nothing about this person, so in all likelihood it will be a waste of my time.

So how do you meet people or make friends?

[IceyHotshot]

So how do you meet people or make friends?

It happens rarely. A lot of times, through existing friends. Or if I join some kind of group I'm open to befriending people there since at least we have a common interest/goal.

[Tubesock Shakur]

Okay. I'm going to ask it. I'm being serious. Are you attracted to the same sex? Just wondering. I havent read the thread completely.

[IceyHotshot]

Well, that would make things a hell of a lot easier. But, no.

[Mugwog]

Have you considered a "Real Doll"?

[SoulDischarge]

Well, that would make things a hell of a lot easier. But, no.

No it wouldn't.

[Tubesock Shakur]

Ugggggh. I want to know! GI Joe! I'm rooting for you Icey. 2013 will be your year.

[IceyHotshot]

2012 was actually the happiest and best year of my life by far.

Let's face it, I have spent the vast majority of my life beinv single and there is an exceptionally small chance of that ever changing. I know this. I don't usually feel bad about it, but like anyone else I have times where I long for a partner, and those are typically the times I post in this thread.

[Mugwog]

Have you met Menik?

[chairmenmeow47]

i think we need pics to know why you're really not getting laid.

[IceyHotshot]

You're being rude just for the fun of it, but of course you're right. If women were attracted to me things would be different.

[Mugwog]

There has to be your Zooey Deschanel out there somewhere

[IceyHotshot]

But it's not like what I was saying earlier is irrelevant, the two things work together. Even ugly guys can get laid if some other things work in their favor.

[Mugwog]

If I can get laid and have a girlfriend, anyone can.

[buddy]

Dude, it's been said before, but you really just need to get over all your anxieties and just have sex that first time. Some of these fears, and awkward feelings with the opposite sex will dissipate afterwards. Also, can this thread be deleted?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Dude shut the fuck already and just try and have fun. Not to keep saying this but...

[IceyHotshot]

Never going to happen.
Edit: in reply to buddy

[amyzzz]

You sound a lot like me and my husband socially, which is a bad sign (as everyone will say).

[Mugwog]

I bet the truth is, Icey has some girl squirting her pussy juice on his furry goatee right now.