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    i don't celebrate the births of others. instead they should be celebrating the fact that they were lucky enough to be born into my life.
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    Though I tend not to even know someone's remotely interested in me until I'm being mauled.
    I kind of want to put that in my profile, if only it wouldn't be an invitation for weirdos who want to spend the whole night talking about, ooh, I don't know, burlesque and sex robots and women's footwear?

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    Link for sex robots?
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    Fictional, imaginary sex robots. Like Jude Law in A.I. <-- date's actual example.

    I mean, not that I would not do a Jude Law sexbot, but seriously? First date conversation?

    Note: I did not walk out on the date after all of this. I only wrote the guy off after it was clear that he had literally no other interests.

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    I'm thinking a sex shop would be the only appropriate place for that conversation. Perhaps they are trying to coax you into a menage a trios with you and a robot they made at home.
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    i think i should have explained that a little bit more... a bunch of my friends told me that its pointless because "our signs don't work out"... like really? Do people actually follow that stuff? I understand reading your horoscope but is it bad luck or something to date someone with your same birthday? i don't get it.

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    amma_sol -- just go on the date. I know a few married couples whose birthdays are the day before/after the other, it's all good. No need to concern yourself with "It's Our Birthday Day!" before you've even gone on the first date.


    And Icey, I think you need to back away from the dating thing altogether. Let's just start with the very basics. Human contact. With any human being (friends, family, etc.) with whom it would be completely non-sexual, non-threatening. With your brothers, do the handshake-pull-into-a-hug-then-backslap thing that guys do. When you come home from work and see your mom say, "hey Ma, how was your day?" and give her a quick hug and a peck on the cheek. When you go out to a show at night, and your dad's sitting in his chair watching TV, say, "g'night Pop, I'll see you in the morning" and give him a peck on the cheek. When you see your best friend's little sister (as long as you don't have the hots for her) or a female cousin give her a smile and a hello and a hug.

    Do this. With a bunch of people. Family. Friends. A smile and hey/hello and a quick hug. They may look at you like you've gone crazy. They may ask you if you've gone crazy. Or they may be really pleased and happy that you've made the effort to engage with them in some manner that approximates normal. Treat it like a homework assignment: I will dole out at least one little hug today, even if it kills me to do so. Over time, you'll at least get used to doing it, and one day, you actually may enjoy it. Dating is a lost cause if you won't even touch someone without a building of trust, because trust takes a long time to build.
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    Maybe Icey has mild autism? (being srs)
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    lol. I think the people on the board who have met me know I'm not THAT bad.
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    "Her name is Theresa, Mom and Dad"

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    She's pretty cute.

    Icy, HTD seems to me to be the only one making any real sense.

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    Icey, stay on the internet as much as possible and kill small animals for pleasure.. don't listen to these weirdos..
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    Theresa is spooking me out.
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    mmmmm....ryan gosling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    Icey, stay on the internet as much as possible and kill small animals for pleasure.. don't listen to these weirdos..
    O no.....One of my friends ex room mates was a psycho virgin that went to jail for killing cats...Well he is a virgin unless you coun the time we all pitched in to buy him a black hooker and all this guy "Timmy" do was eat her out.
    http://ieweekly.com/2012/05/news-sto...nimal-cruelty/


    Timmy was really weird like stare at his weed under a mircoscope for hours at a time and talk about how he knows how to make plasma energy....
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    Why would you ever willingly put your face in a hooker's crotch?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    you bought him a black woman... hmmmmm

    Was your real father a hippie that abandoned you and moved to Colorado?
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    Oh god. Eat out a hooker?? Why???

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    Why would you ever_______ a hooker(s) _______?!

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    Hey Timmy was very proud to say what he did the first time we heard about him going down on her.
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    Rufus Wainwright @ Stern Grove 07/27/14
    Xiu Xiu @ BoTH 08/01/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Why would you ever willingly put your face in a hooker's crotch?
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    bahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Some of us like to live, Corinna.
    ha! I laughed.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Julia looks a bit like Jim Carrey from the Mask in that photo.
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    things fizzled with the one guy, but fear not as another more hilarious suitor will wine and dine me this week.
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    Icyhot come hang out with me, ill teach you how the autistics dick em down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    things fizzled with the one guy, but fear not as another more hilarious suitor will wine and dine me this week.
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma_sol View Post
    i think i should have explained that a little bit more... a bunch of my friends told me that its pointless because "our signs don't work out"... like really? Do people actually follow that stuff? I understand reading your horoscope but is it bad luck or something to date someone with your same birthday? i don't get it.
    It's only bad luck when, in the heat of the moment, you go to caress their face and look deeply into their eyes, then realize you guys look identical... Other than that, birthday's don't mean shit to a relationship until you forget one.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    It's only bad luck when, in the heat of the moment, you go to caress their face and look deeply into their eyes, then realize you guys look identical... Other than that, birthday's don't mean shit to a relationship until you forget one.
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