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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Icey: "I had a great time with you, but the idea of initiating physical contact so soon is frankly repulsive. Text me!"
    I lol'd.
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    "Look it's not you I find repulsive. It's the idea of touching you."

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    One day you’ll be purposefully touched by ambulance members with internal feelings of disgust and thoughts of a career change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    "Look it's not you I find repulsive. It's the idea of touching you."
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    I keep going back and forth with using OkCupid...and then I get messages like this that make me wonder why I'm even bothering:

    "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you have great tits! No, wait. That was wrong. Lemme try again. Are you from tennessee-- WANNA FUCK?! Nononono shit I messed up again. Okay. Okay. Are you from Tennessee, cause YOURE SUPER FUCKING HOT OKAY?! dammit im no good at these!"

    *sigh* And I wonder why I keep holding out hope for online dating! :-|

    Side note: if any males on here want a female opinion on your OKC profile, get in touch! Often when I'm browsing, I see guys who seem pretty cool but just don't know how to effectively showcase it, and I think I could help. If I can't get myself someone on there, I'd at least like to help other people find someone!
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    Well, do you in fact have great tits?

    Yes?

    Pics or it didn't happen.
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    I may solicit you for help in the future. In the meantime I may have a meeting with someone from Match next weekend.

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    i have found that being kind of a smart-ass dick on my profile has lowered the amount of creepyness.
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    I don't get as many messages anymore ever since I uploaded a picture of me with my infant nephew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I don't get as many messages anymore ever since I uploaded a picture of me with my infant nephew.
    I am assuming this is what you anticipated happening by posting that image?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Well, do you in fact have great tits?

    Yes?

    Pics or it didn't happen.
    I didn't used to, but I'd say they're pretty spectacular now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    I may solicit you for help in the future. In the meantime I may have a meeting with someone from Match next weekend.
    Sure thing, and good luck with the Match advisor!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    I am assuming this is what you anticipated happening by posting that image?
    Pretty much, even though I did say he's my nephew in the caption. I just assumed that most guys on that site won't bother reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amandabomb View Post
    I didn't used to, but I'd say they're pretty spectacular now.
    Well played.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amandabomb View Post
    I didn't used to, but I'd say they're pretty spectacular now.
    That's pretty hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Well played.
    Ha..thanks!

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    That's pretty hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amandabomb View Post
    I keep going back and forth with using OkCupid...and then I get messages like this that make me wonder why I'm even bothering:

    "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you have great tits! No, wait. That was wrong. Lemme try again. Are you from tennessee-- WANNA FUCK?! Nononono shit I messed up again. Okay. Okay. Are you from Tennessee, cause YOURE SUPER FUCKING HOT OKAY?! dammit im no good at these!"

    *sigh* And I wonder why I keep holding out hope for online dating! :-|

    Side note: if any males on here want a female opinion on your OKC profile, get in touch! Often when I'm browsing, I see guys who seem pretty cool but just don't know how to effectively showcase it, and I think I could help. If I can't get myself someone on there, I'd at least like to help other people find someone!
    Quote Originally Posted by amandabomb View Post
    I didn't used to, but I'd say they're pretty spectacular now.
    Well can you really blame the guy? Maybe Photoshop your "now" boobs + your "then" face and post that.
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    Icey, stay with me here because I'm not wanting to be a dick. This is fascinating, and it's causing me to develop theories. Is it possible that, since you've never had sex, there's a fear that you wouldn't be very good at it the first time you do have it? So maybe you're putting it on a pedestal, and fear could be factoring in?

    I've had a good amount of sex over the years, and my skills are barely passable. So rest easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I've had a good amount of sex over the years, and my skills are barely passable. So rest easy.
    I almost spit coffee all over my computer. Thanks.

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    Yeah really. Don't be so worried that women will detect your complete ineptitude and automatically assume you're a virgin. They might just figure you're Mexican.
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    Are mexicans bad in bed Randy?

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    Maybe the men are.

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    I was almost going to post a picture of Antonio Banderas, but then I found out he was Spanish....


    Also Icey - you mentioned you watch a lot of porn, so I don't think the notion of you getting a hooker is a bad idea.

    Do you know how many guys who love to have had a woman knew how to please them as their first? Rather than a quiet awkward few minutes ending with a grunt, shudder and applying all your body weight on a girl who is wondering if this is what her sex life will be like if she continues to see you.

    And if the whole hooker thing turns you off, just remember, call girls are people too.

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    you just described the plot of 40-year-old virgin

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Icey, stay with me here because I'm not wanting to be a dick. This is fascinating, and it's causing me to develop theories. Is it possible that, since you've never had sex, there's a fear that you wouldn't be very good at it the first time you do have it? So maybe you're putting it on a pedestal, and fear could be factoring in?
    I think he's responded to these sort of theoretical queries in some detail a few months ago. The whole not wanting to do anything remotely aggressive during the first date makes very little sense to me though. Though I tend not to even know someone's remotely interested in me until I'm being mauled.

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    I have a question for you guys... I met a guy and I think I really like him. We have our first date on Thursday. Not usually my normal type. But we have the same birthday, just two years apart. Is that weird?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma_sol View Post
    I have a question for you guys... I met a guy and I think I really like him. We have our first date on Thursday. Not usually my normal type. But we have the same birthday, just two years apart. Is that weird?
    You should cancel your date because it's bad luck to date someone that shares the same birthday as you.

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    Seriously? I mean, it is interesting, and doubtful it would happen... but not weird. At least you would never forget his birthday!
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    I think that you should definitely start talking about how you asked strangers on a forum if it was strange that the two of you share a birthday on the date.

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    How would you celebrate the birthdays? Doing what he wants, or doing what you want? It's just a mess of a situation. Back away now.

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