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    Do "some" people really over think sex this much?

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    Would you care to see my detailed foreplay flowchart?
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    All is good on that front. We have gone to classes together, etc. I'll be in the delivery room, too.
    I am glad to hear it.

    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Puritan America, this is your legacy.

    Not being a predatory creep is a good thing. Being so afraid of sex that making a move is considered "repulsive" is an issue.
    Iawtc. Not necessarily about Icey in particular, but just about generally how fucked and compartmentalized our culture is when it comes to thinking about sex.

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    There's christian mingle for christians, isn't there a sight for virgins?

    Good luck on your quest Icey.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Isn't there a site for virgins, who are also assholes?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    PlentyOfFish?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    I feel like I have to believe the other person has 'good' taste, whatever that means, even if it's not completely up my alley. Something I wouldn't choose but could tolerate, and an opinion about (music / art / whatever) that I can respect. I realize that's very vague but I think it comes down to having a passion about it, rather than having bland opinions/taste.
    So what happens if you start dating someone like this, everything's great, but their taste in music somehow regresses horribly to a point where you don't respect it anymore. Is this grounds for dumping?
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Taste is the stupidest fucking thing to base attraction and a relationship on
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    you ain't dated a girl with fresh, marinated steak breath

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Taste is the stupidest fucking thing to base attraction and a relationship on
    I don't think it's so cut and dry. I think that there is a bridge that is built from the moral/intellectual mind to the outword aesthetic lives we live and I think that our culture and language affect the way we carry ourselves and the chemical reactions we have with romantic others.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    I am an incredibly shy person, who dislikes physical contact in general - I tend to almost always wave goodbye rather than giving hugs - and I have to trust someone before I do something physical with them.
    Do you dance at Coachella?

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    Yes.
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    You need a professional, dude.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    For dating?

    Nah, I can live without dating.
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    Hookers don't date. Do you have water on the brain?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Just remember that you have the potential to be one of the most extemporaneous, outgoing, fun loving, personable people you know just by virtue of moving your dial slightly to the left. Have fun at Coachella. I hope you dance your arse off

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    We had a rabbit with hydrocephalus and my parents told me a coyote ate it instead of telling me that it died of retardation.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Thieving liars
    IÓiiii£€

    Ttt
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    I was giving Icey a plausible excuse in case he dies of retardation, you festering tit.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Suggesting a hooker to someone who says sex is not of particular interest seems like a bright thing to do, miscorrections.

    Sorry, I don't have my brain in the gutter, so when you said "professional help" I didn't think of the world's oldest profession.
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    Do you think I have any idea what the fuck is going on right now. I'm high and drunk and there are 20 ladies learning how to dance in my living room right now and they're all yelling.

    I tried to go on tinychat but my little brother wrestled the keyboard away from me and said I can't use his computer and now my whole body is soar because he kicked me gave me noogies and charlehorses

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    So fuck you Corina

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Do you think I have any idea what the fuck is going on right now. I'm high and drunk and there are 20 ladies learning how to dance in my living room right now and they're all yelling.

    I tried to go on tinychat but my little brother wrestled the keyboard away from me and said I can't use his computer and now my whole body is soar because he kicked me gave me noogies and charlehorses
    Oh, okay. How's your dating life going?

    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham
    7/3: Sigha, Marcel Fengler @ Monarch
    7/18: The Field @ The Independent
    8/16: James Zabiela @ Mighty
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    What a stupid fucking question from a stupid fucking turd. You think you're so smart making wild deductions from context you wish you understood. Go rub your sticky ginger cooch

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    People cannot die of retardation. Proof: this board.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    What a stupid fucking question from a stupid fucking turd. You think you're so smart making wild deductions from context you wish you understood. Go rub your sticky ginger cooch
    Asking someone about their dating life in the dating thread is both a stupid fucking question AND a wild deduction? Go on...

    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham
    7/3: Sigha, Marcel Fengler @ Monarch
    7/18: The Field @ The Independent
    8/16: James Zabiela @ Mighty
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Icey: "I had a great time with you, but the idea of initiating physical contact so soon is frankly repulsive. Text me!"

    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham
    7/3: Sigha, Marcel Fengler @ Monarch
    7/18: The Field @ The Independent
    8/16: James Zabiela @ Mighty
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Icey: "I had a great time with you, but the idea of initiating physical contact so soon is frankly repulsive. Text me!"
    I lol'd.
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    "Look it's not you I find repulsive. It's the idea of touching you."

    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham
    7/3: Sigha, Marcel Fengler @ Monarch
    7/18: The Field @ The Independent
    8/16: James Zabiela @ Mighty
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    One day you’ll be purposefully touched by ambulance members with internal feelings of disgust and thoughts of a career change.

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