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    WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SEX TO ME ANYMORE?!?
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    I had a sex dream with Courtney and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 last night.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    How unsexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I had a sex dream with Courtney and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 last night.
    Did you curl up in a corner and start crying?
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    No, it was a really good dream.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Glad to hear, Amy.
    7/21 - !!! @ Club Congress (Tucson, AZ)
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    8/25 - Future Islands @ 191 Toole (Tucson, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Tommy is just hurtin in this thread.
    I don't understand this. I never presented the situation as a problem or dilemma. I'm not going for it because I want to be professional. I am just having fun flirting, especially in sign language.

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    If anything Mugwog hurts the whole fucking board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    If anything Mugwog hurts the whole fucking board.
    QFT.

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    agreed. which is why I just IGNORE HIM.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Sure Amy, sure you do. You still masturbating to some of my old pics on the nudes that wont get you banned thread?

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    My question for this thread is about what kind of people you all end up dating - at least when it comes to superficial things like taste in art/culture etc. Do you date opposites or carbon copies. So like say someone here likes experimental rock, Spanish art, and Woody Allen. do you ever date people who listen only to the top 40 and and think woody allen is totally stupid? is it a mix? maybe you find people just like yourself too difficult to deal with and opt for normalcy by getting with people nothing like you. ... id like to know

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    on my list of six things i can't live without, i have "h2o" listed. someone just messaged me asking "what the heck is h2o?".
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    You should respond with Coffee or some sort of other liquid that the person might go out and ask for "h2o" thinking it's one thing and get water instead. But that might be worth to much of your time for something like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    My question for this thread is about what kind of people you all end up dating - at least when it comes to superficial things like taste in art/culture etc. Do you date opposites or carbon copies. So like say someone here likes experimental rock, Spanish art, and Woody Allen. do you ever date people who listen only to the top 40 and and think woody allen is totally stupid? is it a mix? maybe you find people just like yourself too difficult to deal with and opt for normalcy by getting with people nothing like you. ... id like to know
    It's a mix. Jennie and I have relatively the same taste in art, food, and reality television, but diverge sharply on music, chemical intake, and the best place to retire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    on my list of six things i can't live without, i have "h2o" listed. someone just messaged me asking "what the heck is h2o?".
    Sounds like a keeper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    It's a mix. Jennie and I have relatively the same taste in art, food, and reality television, but diverge sharply on music, chemical intake, and the best place to retire.
    this...

    exactly this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    on my list of six things i can't live without, i have "h2o" listed. someone just messaged me asking "what the heck is h2o?".
    hass 2 oouth
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    I'm going with get high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I had a sex dream with Courtney and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 last night.
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Did you curl up in a corner and start crying?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    No, it was a really good dream. We were all watching my DVDs of the complete series of Friends but we got skeeved out when they started talking about sex and turned it off. Sex dream.
    Oh, I see.
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    If sex means watching movies than I have been having a LOT more sex than previously thought.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Speaking of sex, my wife accuses me of occasionally trying to sleep-fuck her. Apparently I wake her up in the middle of the night trying to fool around with her and I don't remember a thing the following morning. Makes me wonder how many girls I scared away over the years doing that.
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    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
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    Sexsomnia is, weirdly enough, a real thing. Also it's kinda bad because it can turn unconsciously rapey.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    She tells me that my attempts are pathetic and I usually start laughing and fall back asleep.
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    7/21 - !!! @ Club Congress (Tucson, AZ)
    8/23 - Galactic @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    8/25 - Future Islands @ 191 Toole (Tucson, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
    4/10/15 - 4/12/15 - Coachella

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    A sleeping coochie is hard to slip into

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    you should call this activity "midnight laugh rape".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    A sleeping coochie is hard to slip into
    A lil saliva and it's party time in the party pipe
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    If a discussion about how to have sex with a sleeping girl is one of the 4 things per year that inspires you to post here, you should probably quit.

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    -shrugs-
    it was a middle of the night off the cuff response to a humorous scenario (between a man and his wife)... you're right though I'm almost there (quitting)... I remember when you used to be a prolific poster on this board... I'm surprised I've posted more than you now... I am 95% sure this will be my last coachella
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    I am officially single again, but there is someone that I have known for awhile I am interested in. The circle of lust/love continues. I'll make sure there are no surprises this time.

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    no alarms, and no surprises please.

    i hope everything's ok, we'll sing it out next friday!!!
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