It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[guedita]

Why, Amy? Do you still call it "making whoopee?"

[amyzzz]

I don't know that I ever called it anything aloud.

[SoulDischarge]

"It's been awhile since me and my husband, well . . . (makes a circle with one hand and sticks forefinger in and out of it)."

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SEX TO ME ANYMORE?!?

[amyzzz]

I had a sex dream with Courtney and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 last night.

[Mugwog]

How unsexy.

[GuyInTucson]

I had a sex dream with Courtney and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 last night.

Did you curl up in a corner and start crying?

[amyzzz]

No, it was a really good dream.

[GuyInTucson]

Glad to hear, Amy.

[HotHamWater]

Tommy is just hurtin in this thread.

I don't understand this. I never presented the situation as a problem or dilemma. I'm not going for it because I want to be professional. I am just having fun flirting, especially in sign language.

[getbetter]

If anything Mugwog hurts the whole fucking board.

[guedita]

If anything Mugwog hurts the whole fucking board.

QFT.

[amyzzz]

agreed. which is why I just IGNORE HIM.

[Mugwog]

Sure Amy, sure you do. You still masturbating to some of my old pics on the nudes that wont get you banned thread?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

My question for this thread is about what kind of people you all end up dating - at least when it comes to superficial things like taste in art/culture etc. Do you date opposites or carbon copies. So like say someone here likes experimental rock, Spanish art, and Woody Allen. do you ever date people who listen only to the top 40 and and think woody allen is totally stupid? is it a mix? maybe you find people just like yourself too difficult to deal with and opt for normalcy by getting with people nothing like you. ... id like to know

[chairmenmeow47]

on my list of six things i can't live without, i have "h2o" listed. someone just messaged me asking "what the heck is h2o?".

[unit300021]

You should respond with Coffee or some sort of other liquid that the person might go out and ask for "h2o" thinking it's one thing and get water instead. But that might be worth to much of your time for something like that.

[greghead]

My question for this thread is about what kind of people you all end up dating - at least when it comes to superficial things like taste in art/culture etc. Do you date opposites or carbon copies. So like say someone here likes experimental rock, Spanish art, and Woody Allen. do you ever date people who listen only to the top 40 and and think woody allen is totally stupid? is it a mix? maybe you find people just like yourself too difficult to deal with and opt for normalcy by getting with people nothing like you. ... id like to know

It's a mix. Jennie and I have relatively the same taste in art, food, and reality television, but diverge sharply on music, chemical intake, and the best place to retire.

[Mugwog]

on my list of six things i can't live without, i have "h2o" listed. someone just messaged me asking "what the heck is h2o?".

Sounds like a keeper!

[Starraven]

It's a mix. Jennie and I have relatively the same taste in art, food, and reality television, but diverge sharply on music, chemical intake, and the best place to retire.

this...

exactly this.

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

on my list of six things i can't live without, i have "h2o" listed. someone just messaged me asking "what the heck is h2o?".

hass 2 oouth

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

I had a sex dream with Courtney and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 last night.

Did you curl up in a corner and start crying?

No, it was a really good dream. We were all watching my DVDs of the complete series of Friends but we got skeeved out when they started talking about sex and turned it off. Sex dream.

Oh, I see.

[miscorrections]

If sex means watching movies than I have been having a LOT more sex than previously thought.

[GuyInTucson]

Speaking of sex, my wife accuses me of occasionally trying to sleep-fuck her. Apparently I wake her up in the middle of the night trying to fool around with her and I don't remember a thing the following morning. Makes me wonder how many girls I scared away over the years doing that.

[miscorrections]

Sexsomnia is, weirdly enough, a real thing. Also it's kinda bad because it can turn unconsciously rapey.

[GuyInTucson]

She tells me that my attempts are pathetic and I usually start laughing and fall back asleep.

[Mugwog]

A sleeping coochie is hard to slip into

[chairmenmeow47]

you should call this activity "midnight laugh rape".

[jimmycrackcorn]

A sleeping coochie is hard to slip into

A lil saliva and it's party time in the party pipe

[samiksha]

If a discussion about how to have sex with a sleeping girl is one of the 4 things per year that inspires you to post here, you should probably quit.