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    Why, Amy? Do you still call it "making whoopee?"

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    I don't know that I ever called it anything aloud.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    "It's been awhile since me and my husband, well . . . (makes a circle with one hand and sticks forefinger in and out of it)."
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SEX TO ME ANYMORE?!?
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    4/5/14 - Trentemoller - Fonda // 4/9/14 - The Knife - Fox Theater Pomona // 4/22/14 - Dillinger Escape Plane - Glasshouse// 5/23/14 - 5/26/14 Punk Rock Bowling - Las Vegas
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    I had a sex dream with Courtney and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 last night.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    How unsexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I had a sex dream with Courtney and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 last night.
    Did you curl up in a corner and start crying?
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    Nobody has ever given a single fuck about anything you've ever had to say.
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    No, it was a really good dream.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Glad to hear, Amy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Tommy is just hurtin in this thread.
    I don't understand this. I never presented the situation as a problem or dilemma. I'm not going for it because I want to be professional. I am just having fun flirting, especially in sign language.

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    If anything Mugwog hurts the whole fucking board.

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    The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's 04/17/14
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    Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch 05/02-04/14
    The Decemberist @ Crystal Ballroom 05/30/14
    Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds @ The Warfield 07/07/14


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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    If anything Mugwog hurts the whole fucking board.
    QFT.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    agreed. which is why I just IGNORE HIM.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Sure Amy, sure you do. You still masturbating to some of my old pics on the nudes that wont get you banned thread?

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    My question for this thread is about what kind of people you all end up dating - at least when it comes to superficial things like taste in art/culture etc. Do you date opposites or carbon copies. So like say someone here likes experimental rock, Spanish art, and Woody Allen. do you ever date people who listen only to the top 40 and and think woody allen is totally stupid? is it a mix? maybe you find people just like yourself too difficult to deal with and opt for normalcy by getting with people nothing like you. ... id like to know

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    on my list of six things i can't live without, i have "h2o" listed. someone just messaged me asking "what the heck is h2o?".
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    You should respond with Coffee or some sort of other liquid that the person might go out and ask for "h2o" thinking it's one thing and get water instead. But that might be worth to much of your time for something like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    My question for this thread is about what kind of people you all end up dating - at least when it comes to superficial things like taste in art/culture etc. Do you date opposites or carbon copies. So like say someone here likes experimental rock, Spanish art, and Woody Allen. do you ever date people who listen only to the top 40 and and think woody allen is totally stupid? is it a mix? maybe you find people just like yourself too difficult to deal with and opt for normalcy by getting with people nothing like you. ... id like to know
    It's a mix. Jennie and I have relatively the same taste in art, food, and reality television, but diverge sharply on music, chemical intake, and the best place to retire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    on my list of six things i can't live without, i have "h2o" listed. someone just messaged me asking "what the heck is h2o?".
    Sounds like a keeper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    It's a mix. Jennie and I have relatively the same taste in art, food, and reality television, but diverge sharply on music, chemical intake, and the best place to retire.
    this...

    exactly this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    on my list of six things i can't live without, i have "h2o" listed. someone just messaged me asking "what the heck is h2o?".
    hass 2 oouth
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    I'm going with get high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I had a sex dream with Courtney and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 last night.
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    Did you curl up in a corner and start crying?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    No, it was a really good dream. We were all watching my DVDs of the complete series of Friends but we got skeeved out when they started talking about sex and turned it off. Sex dream.
    Oh, I see.
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    I'm going with get high.

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    If sex means watching movies than I have been having a LOT more sex than previously thought.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Speaking of sex, my wife accuses me of occasionally trying to sleep-fuck her. Apparently I wake her up in the middle of the night trying to fool around with her and I don't remember a thing the following morning. Makes me wonder how many girls I scared away over the years doing that.
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    Sexsomnia is, weirdly enough, a real thing. Also it's kinda bad because it can turn unconsciously rapey.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    She tells me that my attempts are pathetic and I usually start laughing and fall back asleep.
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    A sleeping coochie is hard to slip into

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    you should call this activity "midnight laugh rape".
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    A sleeping coochie is hard to slip into
    A lil saliva and it's party time in the party pipe
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    If a discussion about how to have sex with a sleeping girl is one of the 4 things per year that inspires you to post here, you should probably quit.

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