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    I'm in Nebraska for a week-long work meeting, and I've developed a crush on a deaf (well, hard of hearing, really) co-worker who lives in a different state. This is the first time I've flirted in sign language, though I'm trying to be careful not to totally cross colleague-type boundaries. It's added some excitement to an otherwise long week of work.

    There wasn't much point to that, I just felt like sharing with someone. Have we ever discussed dating co-workers, anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I'm in Nebraska for a week-long work meeting, and I've developed a crush on a deaf (well, hard of hearing, really) co-worker who lives in a different state. This is the first time I've flirted in sign language, though I'm trying to be careful not to totally cross colleague-type boundaries. It's added some excitement to an otherwise long week of work.

    There wasn't much point to that, I just felt like sharing with someone. Have we ever discussed dating co-workers, anyway?
    Dating coworkers has been discussed. Dating coworkers in sign language hasn't hit the roster yet.
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    Me being barely conversational in ASL, and her being fluent, is actually a nice in for fun conversation. Also, for the record, I think I'm picking up a vibe from her too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Me being barely conversational in ASL, and her being fluent, is actually a nice in for fun conversation. Also, for the record, I think I'm picking up a vibe from her too.
    Deaf sex could be hot.
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    I wouldnt do it but thats because im weird about certain things like co-workers .I already barely get a long. With them in the first place....lazy son of a bitches.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    I don't think he's talking about 'dating' a coworker who lives in another state.

    I say boning is fine as long as both parties are clear it's a casual / one-time thing, would be discreet, and there's no work/HR policy that would negatively impact your career (such as one of you being a subordinate of the other). I've never had any fall out from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    I don't think he's talking about 'dating' a coworker who lives in another state.

    I say boning is fine as long as both parties are clear it's a casual / one-time thing, would be discreet, and there's no work/HR policy that would negatively impact your career (such as one of you being a subordinate of the other). I've never had any fall out from it.
    Were any of them deaf?
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    No.

    I had a deaf friend in school, some of my guy friends boned her and then told terrible (hilarious) stories about the weird noises she would make during sex and trying to sign nasty things to her in lieu of talking dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    No.

    I had a deaf friend in school, some of my guy friends boned her and then told terrible (hilarious) stories about the weird noises she would make during sex and trying to sign nasty things to her in lieu of talking dirty.
    That's awful and also hilarious. Beyond.
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    While Heidi makes perfectly grest sense I still wouldnt do it .Tommy you sound very interested but do you really think this your only time your going to get laid for a while.Also depending on how long has it been. Should be factor in.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Um, not only should you go for it you should invite her over to watch Mr. Holland's Opus before heading to the bone zone.

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    You can't hear me, but I'm going to Opus the shit out of you, girl.

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    Why have I never said "the Bone Zone" before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    I don't think he's talking about 'dating' a coworker who lives in another state.

    I say boning is fine as long as both parties are clear it's a casual / one-time thing, would be discreet, and there's no work/HR policy that would negatively impact your career (such as one of you being a subordinate of the other). I've never had any fall out from it.
    Iawtc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why have I never said "the Bone Zone" before?
    You're welcome.

    Oh, and I totally ran into someone I dated (AND STOOD UP AND STOPPED RETURNING HIS TEXTS) before tonight. I literally briskly walked off the muni and straight into him. And he said, "Cara?" and I made a strange yelping noise and sort of hit him with my purse and scurried away you know, like an adult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Deaf sex could be hot.
    Finishing off in the useless ear canal.

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    Depends on if she already knows how to sign "beaner."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why have I never said "the Bone Zone" before?
    "Hey baby, come and dick me down in the bone zone."
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    tommy, i say go for it. while dating co-workers is never ideal, neither is wondering "what if"? even if you don't get in a relationship or into the bone zone, i'm sure flirting is fun
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    Tommy is just hurtin in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    "Hey baby, come and dick me down in the bone zone."
    Improper usage. You don't go "in" the bone zone, you go to the bone zone. It's more of a metaphysical place any how.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Improper usage. You don't go "in" the bone zone, you go to the bone zone. It's more of a metaphysical place any how.
    Come to the bone zone and dick me down. It sounds like a phrase from a rap song.
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    .....you don't listen to much rap do you

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    It's a superfluous phrase anyhow. You either go to the bone zone or you get dicked down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    .....you don't listen to much rap do you
    Nope.
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    This thread makes me feel really really old.
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    Why, Amy? Do you still call it "making whoopee?"

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    I don't know that I ever called it anything aloud.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    "It's been awhile since me and my husband, well . . . (makes a circle with one hand and sticks forefinger in and out of it)."
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