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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Well, I certainly wasn't gonna offer to share my diesel powered crotch rocket, I hardly know the guy.
    Broken doll, You make me miss being on the boards more. Oh how I have missed your one liners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    ^ That post is probably useful for someone who plans to use OKCupid seriously. I am far too lazy to care about it anymore though.
    I started getting really lazy/depressed about being alone and not being with someone who I really truely cared about for some time and then, when I was about to delete my profile I met a guy who seemed like a pervert. IE: my type. Things have been going really well with Josh and I can see myself being with him for a long time. It definetly helps that our schedules are so different because it just makes me want to see him more. Its really nice to have someone who doesn't hide how they feel and I can actually sense that he is making an effort to be with me. It also doesn't hurt that I bring him infinite amounts of donuts in exchange for him bringing home lube/condoms/nipple clamps/ electroshockers/satin rope/etc. from his work. Got to keep it interesting am I right?

    Cara, I have introduced Josh to the term "dicking down" He fucking loved it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    It was an easy and sussinct way to explain my feelings without being totally gushy and verbose. The shortening of such emotions into these phrases, while accurate, seemed cheesier than what I'd normally say. Has nothing to do with my actual feelings.
    You are a fucking idiot.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    So a few months ago I went on a few dates with this girl. We both realized nothing was there and went our own ways and I haven't spoken to her since. I wake up to a text message from her saying "I'm drunk and horny and wish you where here." Then a few minutes later got another one from her asking if I ever still think of her. Now I have yet to respond back to her but how do I go about it? OR should I just not? I don't have any real interest in her and she lives far enough away from me where it's not convenient for drunk meaningless sex.
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    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Tell her you got engaged right after you both dated

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    You are a fucking idiot.
    Well, you put that sussinctly. Very consise. Turse, even.

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    This is ctupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    So a few months ago I went on a few dates with this girl. We both realized nothing was there and went our own ways and I haven't spoken to her since. I wake up to a text message from her saying "I'm drunk and horny and wish you where here." Then a few minutes later got another one from her asking if I ever still think of her. Now I have yet to respond back to her but how do I go about it? OR should I just not? I don't have any real interest in her and she lives far enough away from me where it's not convenient for drunk meaningless sex.
    just do her once and part ways after that.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    He said she's too far to make it even worth it for busting a nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    just do her once and part ways after that.
    I could but last time I attempted to do that the girl became really clingy and it just became more trouble then what it was worth so I'm hesitant to do that again. Time wise she only lives about 30 minutes away so it's not that big of a drive but with gas prices these days. I'll probably still end up doing it though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    No personalized message on her vmail recording after calling her a half hour ago. She’s going to look up the call-in number and cross reference my record (22-8-3) for some kind of extortion plan. And she made the first contact on the site! Oh hell, for the love of Christ!! Area Codes.

    Keeping a written record here.

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    It's alright to make some ultimately very meaningless decisions without consulting the board. This is one of them.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    lehorne, I think the answers you're looking for are in the Who Gives A Shit Thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbconnection View Post
    Broken doll, You make me miss being on the boards more. Oh how I have missed your one liners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbconnection View Post
    I started getting really lazy/depressed about being alone and not being with someone who I really truely cared about for some time and then, when I was about to delete my profile I met a guy who seemed like a pervert. IE: my type. Things have been going really well with Josh and I can see myself being with him for a long time. It definetly helps that our schedules are so different because it just makes me want to see him more. Its really nice to have someone who doesn't hide how they feel and I can actually sense that he is making an effort to be with me. It also doesn't hurt that I bring him infinite amounts of donuts in exchange for him bringing home lube/condoms/nipple clamps/ electroshockers/satin rope/etc. from his work. Got to keep it interesting am I right?

    Cara, I have introduced Josh to the term "dicking down" He fucking loved it!
    Ah-ha! It was the diesel powered crotch rocket that made you a fan, wasn't it? Now I'm interested in what a guy who works in an adult toy store does with infinite amounts of donuts? I mean, we could just let my imagination fill in the blanks...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    no questions there. Was just excited and bragging at the excitement. So go chew on each others cocks cliffside

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    I could but last time I attempted to do that the girl became really clingy and it just became more trouble then what it was worth so I'm hesitant to do that again. Time wise she only lives about 30 minutes away so it's not that big of a drive but with gas prices these days. I'll probably still end up doing it though.
    30 minutes doesn't seem like that big of a deal for a booty call, provided you car and (presumably) don't have closer options.

    If someone I was reasonably attracted to called me and said they were horny and wanted to bone, not only would I be down, the only reasonably delay I could think of would be a let me shower or clean up first type thing.

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    awww, he got along with my friend most guys find bitchy & covered my drunk-ass with a blanket on the couch. i'm getting a little plur.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
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    I just got a call from a drunk baker who asked me to come over for a free dozen donuts. My car is on empty and he's 25 minutes away.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Pretty sure the last thing you need is free donuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    BD, he's a pornographer not a sex toy salesman.

    Fat bastard has a figure to maintain, take bus dude
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    Congrats on the dicking down and whatnot Sunni!

    Airport dating. Eesh. http://jezebel.com/5963876/true-stor...ale?tag=dating

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    Going to go back to the.gym again.

    Maybe I'll be at a point where girls want me by.2014

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Congrats on the dicking down and whatnot Sunni!

    Airport dating. Eesh. http://jezebel.com/5963876/true-stor...ale?tag=dating
    Talking to random people at airport bars is the best. But I feel like organizing it through a structured online dating system would just take all the fun out of it. The reason it's so awesome because it's inevitably random people that you would NEVER meet under other circumstances.

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    Match Girl messaged me back finally after over 4 days. I took over 3 days to respond before that, not really on purpose, but maybe that's wy she took her time. So I wrote back right away this time, if we can meet up this weekend that'd be cool.
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    If you don't tell us the content of these messages we don't really give a shit.

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    Even if the content were included who gives a shit about terminal ineptitude?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I TEXTED A GUY I LIKE AND HE TEXTED ME BACK DO YOU THINK HE LIKES ME?

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    "She texted me, 'SUCK MY ASSHOLE, CREEP.' Do you think that means this is a booty call?"
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    THE PHONE LINE IS DISCONNECTED MAYBE HE'S JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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