It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[lehorne]

wow, it's you, you're here! Check out this one:



aye whey

[grannock]

In high school a new girl I was talking to touched my hand and a jolt of electricity raced up my spine, and the tingles lasted for minutes afterward. It was extremely brief skin on skin contact but it was an amazing feeling and I have never forgotten it.

I have longed in vain to get that feeling again.

Buy a hooker

[VigoTheCarpathian]

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aye whey

HACHI MACHI !!

[xuclarockerx]

I gotta message that girl back on Match. I keep lagging or finding excuses not to.

[Mugwog]

Why don't you just pick up a girl at a hookah bar in Westwood, Persian pussy ain't that hairy

[guedita]

Sometimes this thread is better than a cold shower.

[IceyHotshot]

I see I Don't try infront that.

And "things don't change" after it

[RotationSlimWang]

Sometimes this thread is better than a cold shower.

This thread is better than a fake pussy made of concrete.

[Mugwog]

This thread is better than a fake pussy made of concrete.

I would like to challenge this statement

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Why don't you just pick up a girl at a hookah bar in Westwood, Persian pussy ain't that hairy

Persianig Pussay costs mucho $$$ dude. you at least gotta have a German auto

[xuclarockerx]

I just ate what I would call a menstrual cupcake.

[unit300021]

I gotta message that girl back on Match. I keep lagging or finding excuses not to.

Why don't you just fucking message her instead of coming here and talking about messaging her?

[guedita]

After again, not hearing form this guy for months, Netflix/small dick dude emailed me with some youtube videos he thought I would enjoy. And told me that I should move to Chicago because he just moved back there.

[RotationSlimWang]

You should ask him if he has HBOGO.

[chiapet]

Why the fuck would he email you now that he's moved? Don't these guys get that you aren't interested, anyway?

[GuyInTucson]

Don't these guys get that you aren't interested, anyway?

It probably doesn't matter to him or he's in denial.

[algunz]

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aye whey

Total camel toe. I see the little diamond.

[lehorne]

jeez, really gazing down there, aren't you?

I enjoy it too and admittedly have looked at it more than her face. But also wonder why the purse and walking stick are laying there. Does she prefer doing it on the floor?

[algunz]

I gaze regularly from head to toe. It's kind of my thing.

[Mugwog]

After again, not hearing form this guy for months, Netflix/small dick dude emailed me with some youtube videos he thought I would enjoy. And told me that I should move to Chicago because he just moved back there.

What happened to heavy metal chair thrower?

[BROKENDOLL]

In high school a new girl I was talking to touched my hand and a jolt of electricity raced up my spine, and the tingles lasted for minutes afterward. It was extremely brief skin on skin contact but it was an amazing feeling and I have never forgotten it.

I have longed in vain to get that feeling again.

[HotHamWater]

Yes, Brokendoll, he described it as a "jolt of electricity" and you posted a device that could literally give him that.

Good one.

[algunz]

I still get the "jolt of electricity" from time to time when my husband touches me. Not in a sexual way, just those innocent moments when our skin brushes against each other randomly. I hope that never goes away.

[Robin]

[guedita]

Sometimes when I'm feeling desperate to make a connection with someone I'm dating I roll my entire body all over the carpet and then put my hand on them and it shocks them and I scream "I ELECTRIFY YOU DON'T I LOOK AT THE CHEMISTRY WE HAVE"

[jackstraw94086]

It would probably be more appropriate to comment on the physics you have.
or perhaps it would be hot to remark on how the coefficient of dielectric breakdown seems lower in your presence, even at room temperature and low humidity.

[guedita]

NERD ALERT

[jackstraw94086]

whatever. The varnish is melting off the seat of your chair right now and you know it.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Do you suggest that Guedita exudes acetone thinner from her chemical factory because that's an interesting theory

[guedita]

That's not what he's suggesting you fucking buffoon.