It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[SoulDischarge]

Yeah, I think most girls are down for day old frozen pizza and huffing glue. Don't overextend yourself.

[getbetter]

Dammit....That would be some weird sex though be high of fumes.I only did ether once but the gf at the time wasnt really happy about scoring ether from a truckdriver and the whole rag over the face thing.

[Devin the Dude]

What a prude bitch.

[getbetter]

Yeah that is still unsupectedly surprising since that girl LOVED drugs .......expect either.

[chairmenmeow47]

hey, it's kinda fun to do whippets whilst dicking down. just sayin'

[SoulDischarge]

See also: poppers.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

You're going about it all wrong.

After all I've done for this board I should get some help in return.

[chiapet]

the whole rag over the face thing.

That's kind of hot.

[guedita]

hey, it's kinda fun to do whippets whilst dicking down. just sayin'

I like your style guuuuuurl

[Devin the Dude]

Is dicking down the same thing as slutting off?

[guedita]

I'm not sure. Use slutting off in a sentence.

[sbconnection]

There goes Guedita slutting off on the boards again. ... Dicking down is an awesome term, i love this! And yes I agree Ivy. Even the sound of cracking a whippit gets me all hot and bothered. Pavlovs dog theory.

[algunz]

Ha, I miss whippits.

[Devin the Dude]

i miss whippin tits

[xuclarockerx]

I messaged the Match girl who winked at me and she replied within a few hours while I was at the movies. That was Friday night. I was at a festival yesterday so I'll reply back this evening. Hopefully we'll make plans to meet sooner rather than later. Endless messaging is not good IMO.

[getbetter]

Give it up

[chairmenmeow47]

third date, really digging this guy, but i don't wanna hold your ha-a-a-a-a-a-and. don't wanna hold your hand.

[chairmenmeow47]

my ex who i lived with that cheated on me and left me with the bills messaged me to say his aunt told him i was the prettiest girlfriend he ever had. he asked if i liked football and wanted to watch with them. i don't think he has any idea who i am.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

In high school a new girl I was talking to touched my hand and a jolt of electricity raced up my spine, and the tingles lasted for minutes afterward. It was extremely brief skin on skin contact but it was an amazing feeling and I have never forgotten it.

I have longed in vain to get that feeling again.

[IceyHotshot]

my ex who i lived with that cheated on me and left me with the bills messaged me to say his aunt told him i was the prettiest girlfriend he ever had. he asked if i liked football and wanted to watch with them. i don't think he has any idea who i am.

Talk about a moron. Does this shit actually work on some girls?

[HotHamWater]

Talk about a moron. Does this shit actually work on some girls?

If they like football, it might.

[getbetter]

Sadly, it does work if your low enough piece of shit to even cough up to that kinda of garbage. SO HOWS YOUR LUCK BEEN Iceyhotshots?

[guedita]

Or if they have a crippling need for aesthetic validation from aunt figures because of a childhood incident in which one of their aunts drunkenly commented on an unfortunate bowl hair cut with a bad bang job.

[HotHamWater]

Sadly, it does if your low enough piece of shit to even cough up to kinda of garbage.

Do I have to formally request an interpreter, or can one of you just jump in right now and help me with this?

[IceyHotshot]

My luck is fine. I don't try. When girls talk to me in public I get annoyed and immediately blow them off. Some things don't change, which is fine.

[guedita]

I can provide a translation.

Sadly, it does (work on some women) if you're (the women in general that this tactic works on) a low enough piece of shit to even cough up to that kind of garbage.

[frizzlefry]

Do I have to formally request an interpreter, or can one of you just jump in right now and help me with this?

I think he hates women who like football

[lehorne]

Singing a made up ‘70s sounding song earlier this evening, but can only remember one word of the lyrics: Whore.

And two cupid messages:

"Salted or unsalted??? Lol .. Hi...."

"Wow--tight! Thanks. Was that your dashboard cam, or were you in NM?"

Dashboard Cam. May just roll with it. "Yes, indeed, I always film everything in front of me whilst driving. That includes intercourse. (*wink*)".

[Mugwog]

My luck is fine. I don't try. When girls talk to me in public I get annoyed and immediately blow them off. Some things don't change, which is fine.

You're learning.

[getbetter]

I see I Don't try infront that.