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    Yeah, I think most girls are down for day old frozen pizza and huffing glue. Don't overextend yourself.
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    Dammit....That would be some weird sex though be high of fumes.I only did ether once but the gf at the time wasnt really happy about scoring ether from a truckdriver and the whole rag over the face thing.
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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    What a prude bitch.
    LOL! <33
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    Yeah that is still unsupectedly surprising since that girl LOVED drugs .......expect either.

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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    hey, it's kinda fun to do whippets whilst dicking down. just sayin'
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    See also: poppers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    You're going about it all wrong.
    After all I've done for this board I should get some help in return.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    the whole rag over the face thing.
    That's kind of hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    hey, it's kinda fun to do whippets whilst dicking down. just sayin'
    I like your style guuuuuurl

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    Is dicking down the same thing as slutting off?
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    I'm not sure. Use slutting off in a sentence.

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    There goes Guedita slutting off on the boards again. ... Dicking down is an awesome term, i love this! And yes I agree Ivy. Even the sound of cracking a whippit gets me all hot and bothered. Pavlovs dog theory.
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    Ha, I miss whippits.

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    i miss whippin tits
    LOL! <33
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    I messaged the Match girl who winked at me and she replied within a few hours while I was at the movies. That was Friday night. I was at a festival yesterday so I'll reply back this evening. Hopefully we'll make plans to meet sooner rather than later. Endless messaging is not good IMO.

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    Give it up

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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    third date, really digging this guy, but i don't wanna hold your ha-a-a-a-a-a-and. don't wanna hold your hand.
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    my ex who i lived with that cheated on me and left me with the bills messaged me to say his aunt told him i was the prettiest girlfriend he ever had. he asked if i liked football and wanted to watch with them. i don't think he has any idea who i am.
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    In high school a new girl I was talking to touched my hand and a jolt of electricity raced up my spine, and the tingles lasted for minutes afterward. It was extremely brief skin on skin contact but it was an amazing feeling and I have never forgotten it.

    I have longed in vain to get that feeling again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    my ex who i lived with that cheated on me and left me with the bills messaged me to say his aunt told him i was the prettiest girlfriend he ever had. he asked if i liked football and wanted to watch with them. i don't think he has any idea who i am.
    Talk about a moron. Does this shit actually work on some girls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Talk about a moron. Does this shit actually work on some girls?
    If they like football, it might.

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    Sadly, it does work if your low enough piece of shit to even cough up to that kinda of garbage. SO HOWS YOUR LUCK BEEN Iceyhotshots?
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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    Or if they have a crippling need for aesthetic validation from aunt figures because of a childhood incident in which one of their aunts drunkenly commented on an unfortunate bowl hair cut with a bad bang job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Sadly, it does if your low enough piece of shit to even cough up to kinda of garbage.
    Do I have to formally request an interpreter, or can one of you just jump in right now and help me with this?

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    My luck is fine. I don't try. When girls talk to me in public I get annoyed and immediately blow them off. Some things don't change, which is fine.
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    I can provide a translation.

    Sadly, it does (work on some women) if you're (the women in general that this tactic works on) a low enough piece of shit to even cough up to that kind of garbage.

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    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Do I have to formally request an interpreter, or can one of you just jump in right now and help me with this?
    I think he hates women who like football
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    Singing a made up ‘70s sounding song earlier this evening, but can only remember one word of the lyrics: Whore.

    And two cupid messages:

    "Salted or unsalted??? Lol .. Hi...."

    "Wow--tight! Thanks. Was that your dashboard cam, or were you in NM?"

    Dashboard Cam. May just roll with it. "Yes, indeed, I always film everything in front of me whilst driving. That includes intercourse. (*wink*)".

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    My luck is fine. I don't try. When girls talk to me in public I get annoyed and immediately blow them off. Some things don't change, which is fine.
    You're learning.

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    I see I Don't try infront that.

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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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