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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Then again at the resturant I worked at we would smoke pot, do blow and fuck in the back/bathroom.Also I would be upset about the wait on the water too.
    Eh. I waited tables for a long time. Sometimes I was really busy even when my section didn't appear busy (like if it was near the end of my shift, and I'd been slammed all day up until that point and still had lots of prep station to do. But yea, usually it was just that I was out back or in the walk in cooler doing something I shouldn't have been doing..

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    The last guy I dated when I lived in CT messaged me this morning telling me that he's in love with me and wants to move out here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Greg's smoothies and breakfasts are super delicious, paper plates or not. If he and Jennie ever break up, I'm swooping in on that shit.
    If we ever break up, that event will be followed by months of us legitimately stalking one another and generally acting insane until we get back together and grow old & wrinkly together.
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    Awwwww.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    If we ever break up, that event will be followed by months of us legitimately stalking one another and generally acting insane until we get back together and grow old & wrinkly together.
    I thought this once too but as it happened I was the only one stalking and acting insane

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    oh, you were joking

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    Uh, no. I certainly wasn't.
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    oh, that's nice to know... like finding out they still have prizes in cracker jacks boxes... It gives one a feeling of solidarity, almost of continuity with the past, that sort of thing.

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    Aww that's adorable. There go my smoothie-garnering motivations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    The last guy I dated when I lived in CT messaged me this morning telling me that he's in love with me and wants to move out here.
    I mean I really don't have anything to say about this, but I don't feel like it should have been just glanced over. So did that text even warrant a response from you?
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    You should tell him to do it Robin, but let him know you moved to Palm Springs recently. The meth part of town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    The last guy I dated when I lived in CT messaged me this morning telling me that he's in love with me and wants to move out here.
    how long ago was the breakup? if he hasn't gotten over it within a reasonable amount of time, he's a loser and you should be glad you're rid of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    I mean I really don't have anything to say about this, but I don't feel like it should have been just glanced over. So did that text even warrant a response from you?
    This was over FB chat. I tried to give him friendly replies at first. We've been on good terms since our "break up" OVER THREE YEARS AGO. We didn't date for long, and it wasn't serious because we knew I was moving. After a while, I just ignored his messages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    This was over FB chat. I tried to give him friendly replies at first. We've been on good terms since our "break up" OVER THREE YEARS AGO. We didn't date for long, and it wasn't serious because we knew I was moving. After a while, I just ignored his messages.
    yuck ex is a loser.
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    Rufus Wainwright @ Stern Grove 07/27/14
    Xiu Xiu @ BoTH 08/01/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
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    I'm sorry but if you're really in love with someone and want to make the grand gesture, Facebook chat is pretty much the worst choice of communication method ever.

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    i prefer all love confessions via message in a bottle. if it's meant to be, you can wait 20 years for me to be near an ocean.
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    I'm a morse code love profession fan myself.

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    I want at least one adult relationship before I die. Coachella Forum, please help me.
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    I got a "wink" from a decently cute chick (translate: I'm not instantly turned off) on Match. Will send her a message tomorrow.

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    I want at least one adult relationship before I die. Coachella Forum, please help me.
    You're going about it all wrong.

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    My new year resolution for 2013 is to learn how to make cheese and thai food so I am more of a catch.
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    Rufus Wainwright @ Stern Grove 07/27/14
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    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
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    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


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    Let me know how the cheese making goes, I have always been curious to try my hand at that
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    My new year resolution for 2013 is to learn how to make cheese and thai food so I am more of a catch.
    So then what do you make thats not cheese and thai food.

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    What? I am trying build more skills .I can make other stuff .
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    Rufus Wainwright @ Stern Grove 07/27/14
    Xiu Xiu @ BoTH 08/01/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    My new year resolution for 2013 is to learn how to make cheese and thai food so I am more of a catch.
    If I knew how to make cheese and (authentic, from scratch) thai food, I wouldn't even bother dating any more. I'd just lay around eating and sweating (100% of the time, as opposed to the current 90% of the time).
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    That is pretty much my idea.Before the girl comes to my house I just pre-plan plates of amazing cheeses and thai food all over my house.Then when they arrive I get them really drunk and high off pot and. have really sweaty dirty sex on old plates of cheeses and cold thai food on the kitchen table.
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    Rufus Wainwright @ Stern Grove 07/27/14
    Xiu Xiu @ BoTH 08/01/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


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    As opposed to the usual gas can to get high off of
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Yeah, I think most girls are down for day old frozen pizza and huffing glue. Don't overextend yourself.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Dammit....That would be some weird sex though be high of fumes.I only did ether once but the gf at the time wasnt really happy about scoring ether from a truckdriver and the whole rag over the face thing.
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    Rufus Wainwright @ Stern Grove 07/27/14
    Xiu Xiu @ BoTH 08/01/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





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    What a prude bitch.
    LOL! <33
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